Weekend Photo Caption Contest

Hop in. The water’s fine.


  1. avatar Van says:

    This dog, baby, and lady with a pink rifle are in a tub. Stop me if you’ve heard this one before.

  2. avatar ready,fire,aim says:

    why is that kids finger near the trigger??? here we go again…

  3. avatar Rebecca says:

    A pink gun. A PINK gun. Really? You had to buy me a PINK GUN??? Now I must hide in shame with my baby and my dog. You go find somewhere else to sleep.

    1. avatar Rebecca says:

      (Can y’all tell I hate pink guns?) 🙂

      1. avatar CUJO THE DOG OF WAR says:

        “This is my rifle, there are many like it but this one is pink!”

  4. avatar Paul R says:

    What kind of dog is that?? No offense dude, but it kinda looks like a great big rat!!!

    1. avatar Cavepilot says:

      That’s a dog?

      1. avatar killer99 says:

        I thought it was a werewolf pelt.

  5. avatar Bob H says:

    Shelley believed in being ready for multiple TEOTWAWKI scenarios simultaneously. In this case she practicing the “Tornado AND Zombies” drill.

  6. avatar Brad Kozak says:

    FPSRussia here, branching out to sexy photograph. See, Oleg Volk? You not the only one who know how to take picture. I got everything…sexy woman, pink AK…but my photo have subtext. I got Russian Wolfhound and bebe for symbolism. No? Feh…I go shoot now.

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  7. avatar Terry4Strokes says:

    Picture posted in response to Farago’s Question of the Day: How Do You Clean Your Guns?
    Throw ’em in the tub with the wife, the kid and the pet rodent…

    1. avatar Terry4Strokes says:

      Not too proud to own a pink gun, just saying…

  8. avatar USAFFRANK says:

    Is that your magazine, or are you just happy to see me?

  9. avatar BLAMMO says:

    Don’t be fooled by the peace symbol on my sweats. Or, be fooled. Be very fooled.

  10. avatar Chaz says:

    My safe room has a hot tub!

    1. avatar CUJO THE DOG OF WAR says:

      The safe room IS the hot tub!

  11. avatar Adam D says:

    Never too early to implement the practice of bathroom carry.

  12. avatar Adam D says:

    And wait, there’s more… buy the soap Glock now and receive a free soap rifle your whole family can enjoy!

  13. avatar Charles says:

    The demon-rat-dog, the hippie sweats, the mirrors, the gal, girl and gun in a tub… it’s just too weird for words.

    1. avatar Charles says:

      It’s like a domesticated scene from the film “Fear and loathing in Las Vegas.”

  14. avatar Bat sh*t crazy says:

    Heyyyyy, that’s not where I parked my car!!

  15. avatar Ben Eli says:

    “Mom and I bagged the dog at 10 feet. Needed to use all thirty rounds.”

  16. avatar ExurbanKevin says:

    Defensive bunker … FAIL.

  17. avatar Redfish says:

    Little Jenny bagged her first giant rat!

  18. avatar Ralph says:

    Hey, put down the goddam camera already and pass me the flea dip and a bottle of Hoppe’s.

  19. avatar Kerry says:

    “Theese imbarass-een. Me! Big Russian wolfhound in stupid tub weeth baby, and peenk gun!”

  20. avatar Blake says:

    I didn’t know loofahs came with eyes and legs…..

  21. avatar James says:

    Sense: This picture makes none.

  22. avatar Sam Wright says:

    The cat on the toilet said, ¨man i´m glad they didn´t put me in the photo.¨

  23. avatar CUJO THE DOG OF WAR says:

    The photographer could have at least put his shoes back on for this formal shoot! “Hey, you have to rinse the tub after you shave, Honey!”

  24. avatar CUJO THE DOG OF WAR says:

    No one understood their cross-species love, but Angie was ready to fight to defend her lifestyle…

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