Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - April 6, 2012 46 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Presenting The One Holster to Rule Them All Gun Meme of the Day: And He Let It Be Known Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Patches Hold it All Together Edition 46 COMMENTS “Bob was about to discover that lining up the sights was the least of his worries.” Reply The Lilliputians found Gulliver’s gun. Reply Who says bigger is better? Reply “Honk again, mother******.” Reply Good one! Reply The wee little man fought back beads of sweat while lining up the sights on the unsuspecting chipmunk. He had been waiting his whole life to bag such a trophy. Success means food for his family. If he misses – the animal’s retribution will be swift. …and deadly Reply Finally! A weapon chambered in Rosie O’Donnell’s tampons Reply OMG that’s sick Gonna take a while to erase that from my brain. Reply Her girlfriend is wrist-deep in love… Reply I vote this one! Reply Cant anyone get things right! I said a really big gun with Novak sights; not ‘no back’ sight. Reply Rules of a Gun Fight 1. Bring a gun. 2. Bring enough gun. 2a. More than enough is also acceptable Reply Barry learned about muzzle flip the hard way. Reply +1 Reply Epcot Center has just opened it’s “Firearms of the Future” exhibit to the public. The exhibit give park visitors a glips of what top Disney Scientists are calling the handgun of the future. The research team believes that firearms in the year 3000 will be the size of a room and will likely fire hovering cars, instead of bullets. Reply There are big guns. Then there are really, big, big guns. I only have to shoot once with this. (Edit: I most likely won’t be alive to fire a second round) Reply Didn’t look that big in the Cabelas cataglog. Reply Everything’s bigger in Texas. Reply “Come on Johnny, hold still. I told you I was only going to shoot the apple” Reply “The guy at the shop told me it has great stopping power, but I’m worried about ammo prices.” Reply Jim’s 6000 Nitro Express came in, now he is waiting for the IWB holster so he can conceal carry. Reply My Remington is bigger than yours. Reply Black powder and white powder don’t mix. Reply Day at the shooting range for the Lollipop guild. Reply Joe’s entry into the “micro pistol” market was doomed from the start… Reply Illinois politicians display the only gun that will be allowed to be carried once the state legalizes CCW. Reply Now why would you think I was compensating for something? Reply How to develope a flinch in one shot. Reply You wanna gun for bears? This here is a bear gun…. or is it a beer gun, I forget which. Reply Hold my beer and watch this!!! Reply Although mainly remembered for his axe and blue ox, Paul Bunyan was also a firearms enthusiast. Reply My wife is 5’5 and 117 pounds, and she can conceal this and still look hot. Reply You call that a gun? THIS IS A GUN! Reply Beats Dirty Harry’s most powerful hand gun in the world statement. Reply “This is a scale mode to demonstrate the efficacy of the new transfer-bar safety” Reply Our new revolver can be handled by even the smallest of shooters. Reply ” Eyes and ears ? We don’t need no eyes and ears. What can possibly happen ?” Reply I just know there’s an FPS Russia joke in here somewhere. Reply Say hello to my little friend, he’s the one holding the gun! Reply People travel from far, far away just to gaze upon its sights and stroke its grip. It is – the most interesting gun in the world. Reply Al from ‘Tool Time’ is trying out Tim’s new supersized mouse gun. Reply The Original Remington Hand Cannon. Reply Gerald had taken the jokes about his height long enough. Today, he fought back. Reply Press Release “Ruger has improved on the Big Magnum calibers, with a Big caliber big gun. Introducing the new .99 Magnum Super Redblackhawk Super revolver , manufactured and marketed specifically for the OWFG, that doesn’t want to have to retrieve what he shoots, and wears the 4x clothing required to conceal it.” Reply Top Shot: Lillyput Reply Ron Swanson examines the latest addition to his office decorations. Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.