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  1. Is there a pistol stuffed in the backside of your pants, or are your hemorrhoids just happy to see me?

  2. In exchange for approval of Operation Fast and Furious the Obama Justice Department demands all cartel members adopt this form of Mexican Carry.

  3. “And in other news… Sarah Palin, the Repulican nominee for President, has had another campaign derailed by scandal… this time her Daughter’s racy Facebook photos!”

    • You’re musician, right? How do you think, will it be possible to play “Glock on the G String” overture?

      • Or perhaps that ribald classic, “Has Anybody Seen My Glock”?

        Bach wrote an “Air on a G String.” Frankly, I think this lass is giving her G string more than enough air.

  4. “She found out that when it came to CCW, she would just have to stop being a size queen.”

  5. Bob didn’t see why he couldn’t carry concealed and still feel pretty.

  6. “Allright, now lets see what happens when you stand up with this much weight in your G-string.”


    This takes using intimate protection to a whole new level!

  7. I hate to be a kill-joy, but that gun should be in a IWB holster. πŸ™‚ for safety.

  8. Cindy wasn’t sure Cujo’s hemorrhoid teatment was the right way to go, but she trusted him.

  9. I know I must be hard of hearing, but I can’t figure out why she keeps on asking for my big, fat glock all the time…so I bought her one just like mine.

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