Weekend Photo Caption Contest

Hike ’em up and get creative.


  1. avatar Bat sh*t crazy says:

    Heyyyyy, that’s not where I parked my car!!

  2. avatar Adam D says:

    East Coast concealed carry with the new “whale tail” paddle holster…

  3. avatar Pwrtrip99 says:

    Is there a pistol stuffed in the backside of your pants, or are your hemorrhoids just happy to see me?

  4. avatar grs says:

    The Texas tramp stamp…

  5. avatar Terry4Strokes says:

    In exchange for approval of Operation Fast and Furious the Obama Justice Department demands all cartel members adopt this form of Mexican Carry.

  6. avatar Local Broker says:

    New retention holster model # PGS (pinkGstring) One size does not fit all.

  7. avatar Rudy says:

    Hmm, regarding Glock’s height, I wonder, what waist’s size that person have?

  8. avatar Scott says:

    “G” is for Glock!

  9. avatar TTACer says:

    I didn’t know Justin Bieber liked Glocks. (no hips on that girl).

  10. avatar Magoo says:

    Volk’s early efforts are regarded by many as less polished than his current work.

    1. avatar Chris Dumm says:


    2. avatar Brad Kozak says:

      Wow. Magoo, FINALLY a statement I can agree with. And funny, too.

  11. avatar ExurbanKevin says:

    There are tuckable holsters, and then there are tuckable holsters…

  12. avatar Charles says:

    “Does this make my butt look big?”

    1. avatar racer88 says:

      Let me fix that… πŸ˜‰

      β€œDoes my butt make this gun look big?”

      1. avatar fanfare ends says:


        Thongs for the memories!

  13. avatar I_Like_Pie says:


  14. avatar Ralph says:

    “It’s not my underwear, it’s a pink Boresnake.”

  15. avatar Chuck says:

    You should have seen it when she was still carrying a desert eagle…

  16. avatar The Boz says:

    “And in other news… Sarah Palin, the Repulican nominee for President, has had another campaign derailed by scandal… this time her Daughter’s racy Facebook photos!”

  17. avatar Brad Kozak says:

    In the end, it turned out that Brandi had misunderstood the phrase, “Just say ‘no’ to crack.”

    1. avatar Rudy says:

      You’re musician, right? How do you think, will it be possible to play “Glock on the G String” overture?

      1. avatar Brad Kozak says:

        Or perhaps that ribald classic, “Has Anybody Seen My Glock”?

        Bach wrote an “Air on a G String.” Frankly, I think this lass is giving her G string more than enough air.

        1. avatar Rudy says:

          I’m not well-grounded in “ribald classic”.

  18. avatar The Boz says:

    “Glock? I don’t see a Glock…”

  19. avatar Cotton says:

    “She found out that when it came to CCW, she would just have to stop being a size queen.”

  20. avatar Eric says:

    There’s a gun somewhere in this photo???

  21. avatar CUJO THE DOG OF WAR says:

    Bob didn’t see why he couldn’t carry concealed and still feel pretty.

    1. avatar Bob H says:

      How did you know?

      1. avatar CUJO THE DOG OF WAR says:

        Oh Hell!

  22. avatar Andrew Snyder says:

    “Allright, now lets see what happens when you stand up with this much weight in your G-string.”


    This takes using intimate protection to a whole new level!

  23. avatar Sid says:

    Some forms of birth control are effective at up to 25 yards.

  24. avatar Van says:

    Hey baby, you and your gun just gave me an accidental discharge.

  25. avatar JJ Swiontek says:

    I hate to be a kill-joy, but that gun should be in a IWB holster. πŸ™‚ for safety.

  26. avatar Patrick says:

    I said I have a GLOCK, not a [email protected]

  27. avatar Bob H says:

    Cindy wasn’t sure Cujo’s hemorrhoid teatment was the right way to go, but she trusted him.

    1. avatar CUJO THE DOG OF WAR says:


  28. avatar CUJO THE DOG OF WAR says:

    The new military tests are getting stranger and stranger…

  29. avatar Bob H says:

    From Mrs. H. “This holster was advertised as pre-shrunk”

  30. avatar Isaac says:

    “You’re right, it does prevent wedgies.”

  31. avatar CUJO THE DOG OF WAR says:

    I am not going to ask where the spare magazines are…

  32. avatar I_Like_Pie says:

    I know I must be hard of hearing, but I can’t figure out why she keeps on asking for my big, fat glock all the time…so I bought her one just like mine.

    1. avatar CUJO THE DOG OF WAR says:

      HA HA!

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