Weekend Photo Caption Contest


  1. avatar kalel666 says:

    Better hope Howdy Doody back there has better trigger awareness than you, toots.

    1. avatar imrambi says:

      And it looks like the boy behind her is pointing his rifle at her head.

    2. avatar ry_ry says:

      This response should win…I have been cracking up over this for five minutes straight.

    3. avatar John says:

      kalel666 – all the way! 🙂

  2. avatar Mercutio says:

    I wanted a Ken Doll, fei hun!

  3. avatar caffeinated says:

    You’ve got three seconds to give me back my Hello Kitty lunchbox.

    1. avatar MadDawg J says:

      Haha, that’s where I was going with it too.

  4. avatar John says:

    North Korea… What will they try next?

  5. avatar MadDawg J says:

    So mom, let’s talk about my allowance again.

  6. avatar Mr. Lion says:

    “Scowl as hard as you like, I’m the one with a 40mm launcher pointed at the back of your head.”

  7. avatar Taurus609 says:

    If that little sissy with the blue hat doesn’t stop pointing that grenade launcher at the back of my head, I’m going to pop a cap in his ass!

  8. avatar DrewR55 says:

    Santa promised me a pony this year!

  9. avatar Charlie says:

    All your base are belong to us.

  10. avatar NeonCat says:

    “No backsies, Mr. Bond.”

  11. avatar NeonCat says:

    “You heard Mr. Hansen. Have a seat right over there.”

  12. avatar NeonCat says:

    “Recess is over when *I* say it is.”

  13. avatar Buddy says:

    No more Brussels Sprouts!

  14. avatar Adam D says:

    Behind the scenes of a Michael Moore and George Lucas collaboration “documentary” about labor laws titled: “Foxconn Strikes Back”

  15. avatar bontai Joe says:

    “Nerf gun? I’ve got your nerf gun, RIGHT HERE!”

  16. avatar Ben Eli says:

    They laughed at my drawings, I laughed at their chalk outlines.

    They drained the kiddy pool, I drained their blood.

    1. avatar Kevin T says:


  17. avatar 4strokes says:

    Be very quite, I am hunting godzilla…

  18. avatar Buck_Wild says:

    “I said, Kiss my ass mutha fucker”

  19. avatar JR says:

    I said give me Hello Kitty back NOW.

  20. avatar Mike OFWG says:

    Smile when you say ‘Red China’!

  21. avatar virtualjohn says:

    “One from Column A, One from Column B.
    You no take all day, Almond-eye!”

  22. avatar kevin says:

    “..from my cold, dead hands”

  23. avatar Rich says:

    I swear, if that kid behind me muzzles me once more with that M203…

  24. avatar Shawn says:

    I said I’ll take a bath tomorrow night.

  25. avatar Dr. Kenneth Noisewater says:

    “Trigger discipline is for gweilo!”

  26. avatar Bruce W. Krafft says:

    Go ahead, call me “sweet little girl” one more time . . .

  27. avatar dave says:

    The QBZ-95: they said anyone could use it. You didn’t believe them.

  28. avatar Todd94590 says:

    the 1000-yard-stare, taught by the Suzuki method

    1. avatar Robert Farago says:

      Gun violins?

      1. avatar Todd94590 says:


  29. avatar Mishcoff says:

    You want to do what with a tentacle?! Oh no you dont!

  30. avatar Dallen says:

    You know that feeling someone is pointing a gun at your head….

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