Home Contest Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a CreatorMBSY Magnetic Gun Mount Contest Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a CreatorMBSY Magnetic Gun Mount By Dan Zimmerman - August 25, 2017 66 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email Militant Centrist took last week’s honors. This week’s winner will receive a magnetic gun mount from CreatorMBSY. Just enter the best caption for this photo by midnight Sunday to be eligible. Post Views: 41 RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR The Gun Collective is Giving Away a Barrett .50 Cal The Gundie Awards Nears One Million Votes Two Silencer Shop Halloween Contests: Win a Free Suppressor (and Tax Stamp) 66 COMMENTS Now I never got to telling you his name Reply “Oh, so this is what happens when the married folk argue over who keeps the safe full of toys in the divorce!” Reply It’s a Mexican, at a stand-off. Reply ^^^^^ Winner winner Chicken Dinner Reply Geesh, get a room already. 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