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Now I never got to telling you his name
“Oh, so this is what happens when the married folk argue over who keeps the safe full of toys in the divorce!”
It’s a Mexican, at a stand-off.
^^^^^
Winner winner Chicken Dinner
Geesh, get a room already.
At the sound of the bell each fighter will return to a neutral corner.
“That’s because she is married to me!”
Alternatively and not a movie quote,
“You left the toilet seat up again!”
“No, I didn’t”
He’s going to sing Marrakesh Express!!!!
No he’s going to sing Suite: Judy Blue Eyes!!!!
BANG! *thump*
NO! I said 10 paces then turn and fire,
Excuse me Madam, what happened to the fifteen Paces rule?
“Lady, You and I have some serious differences of opinion on what constitutes as foreplay.”
I shaved off my beard for you devil woman!
Someone gets the source material..
Stop arguing about who’s “The Good” and who’s “The Bad”, because we all know I’m “The Ugly”.
Mr Hernandez officiates a ‘shotgun’ wedding where neither celebrant wishes to be wed.
Rule #2: Always point the gun at something you want to destroy.
I hereby present: Christina Hendricks’s boobs.
Your argument is invalid.
1
She was as attractive as she was duplicitous in that episode. I have a very low libido and even I raised an eyebrow and remembered lust.
Redheads and guns – there ought to be a law!
My work here is done!
“Hey Hillary, his is loaded.”
What the caliber wars look like with a married couple….
The last season of Mad Men had some weird moments.
David Crosby let this argument get way out of hand.
“That’s my friend, Irish. And the answer to your question is ‘yes’. You fight for me, you get to kill the English.”
“Is that the breast, I mean best you got?”
“Mal, I’m up here, Up. Here.”
“Most assuredly, you are not.”
“All right make a wish and whomever has the bigger piece, wins!”
That dress has to made of some strong sh*t.
“BOOOOOOBS INNNNNNNNN SPAAAAAAAACE!”
Machete 3: Space Cholo
Minister: “…And if any one can show just cause why they may not be lawfully joined together, let them speak now or forever hold their peace…”
Minister: “Damn.”
Say YOLO one more time ~~ SAY IT
“Soooo can I still feet my feet washed?”
The Bad Guy is the one we are not trying to shoot!!!!!
Shepard: “A special hell. “
“Whoa lady, dont freak out on him! Even you have to admit Bad Santa 2 wasnt that great.”
“Sorry to interrupt you two, but I really need to get to the men’s room behind that camera there.”
I’ll just let you two work this out…..
Man, I hope you’re not shooting blank.
No, no, no. You need to lean forward like her. Doing that and using your upper body allows you to control the recoil better.
If you don’t want to get shot, you’ll mind your own business.
This is why you get off the X.
So… you guys have met?
Uh, I think y’all might have some ‘splainin’ to do, honey…
Crosby, Smith and Wesson
David Crosby finds out why you can’t stop the signal……..
Next time you guys will do a prenup!
Looook, this is a flasher’s convention, what’d ya expect?
Can’t we just flip a coin on the anchovies?
Office Space 2: This time, it’s personal
All my ex’s live in exoplanets
When Communists and Fascists protest that the other side is the violent ones.
“now close your eyes and pull. if you come away with the other barrel, your wish comes true.”
“i’ll give you two reasons why…”
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“No fair. She’s got built in body armor.”
How bout I drive?
Mustache guy: There’s something very important I forgot to tell you.
Dude and Chick with guns: What?
Mustache guy: Don’t cross the barrels. It would be bad.
Dude and Chick with guns: We’re fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, “bad”?
Mustache guy: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously, and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Bar patron in the distance: Total ballistic reversal.
Dude and Chick with guns: Right. That’s bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks
Every marriage I’ve ever seen sounds like how that looks.
Now that’s a pair of 44’s!
“So, I take it you two have met?”
I didn’t say forever hold your “piece”?
Carlos setting Carl and Carla up would prove to be a massive mistake as the meme war between the two escalated to a shooting war.
Damn it Carlos!!!
I think the actual line from the show was, “I see you have met.”