Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win an XS Sights T-Shirt

Last week’s best smart ass winner was Joe R. This week’s creative genius will win a XL T-shirt courtesy XS Sights. All you have to do is enter your best work in the comments by midnight Sunday to be eligible. Good luck.


  1. avatar jwm says:

    Japanese. We do not understand kinky and perverted at the level of the Japanese.

    1. avatar pwrserge says:

      Gorking Japan is recommended in small doses only. My one trip to Akihabara was… insightful. Basically six hours of WTF Japan.

  2. avatar jetsman says:

    Are you kidding!

  3. avatar tmm says:

    Forget the singing! Mothra needs backup!

  4. avatar Vhyrus says:

    We are siamese if you please….

  5. avatar Dave Lewis says:

    I don’t think we’re in Kansas any more

  6. avatar Militant Centrist says:

    In the distant future, gender imbalances in Cowboy Action Shooting competitions will largely subside, but competitors will still dress like dorks.

  7. avatar Joe R. says:

    You gotta be yey hi to get on this ride. Sireousry.

  8. avatar James Ivy says:

    Matching antennas, SWINGGG!

  9. avatar Jake says:

    Twins Basil! Twins!

    1. avatar jwm says:

      Fook YU and Fook Me. Did they talk to their mother with those mouths?

  10. avatar jwm says:

    No happy endings here.

  11. avatar ed says:

    You call this fashion! Where’s the desigher! I want my agent, NOW!!!

  12. avatar WhiteDevil says:

    Don’t come though here, she’s taking a shit in the back.

  13. avatar Madcapp says:

    We love you…long time.

    1. avatar Tom Collins says:

      You wish…

  14. avatar srirachapocalypse says:

    You bling your knees in tight.
    But it’s the pewlvic frust.
    They rirry drive you insane.
    Ret’s do the Time Warp again!
    Ret’s do the Time Warp again!

  15. avatar James Earl Hoffa says:

    I’ll take 2 of those.

  16. What, no pervy tentacles?

  17. Weird, their birth control packets are conveniently on their belt buckles.

  18. How did the Japanese get ahold of the GLOCK Gen 5 before us?

  19. avatar Norincojay says:

    You get the communist and I’ll get the Nazi

  20. avatar rt66paul says:

    Smart gun tech has come a long way. The antennas on our helmets help guide bullets

  21. avatar SkyMan77 says:

    Where are the men from DEVO!!!

  22. Sadly, the new Sig phasers were not drop safe.

  23. Their faces say no, but their antennae say YES.

  24. They came to topple that statue of a fascist, translucent space-jellyfish amidst much space-controversy.

  25. These Thai lady-boy shows are getting more and more bizarre.

  26. avatar jwm says:

    We are not impressed, Earthling. We have 2 erections on our head and designed a 2 pocket condom to match.

  27. “ORAL thermometer? Yeah right buddy, come ‘ere!”

  28. avatar Rich says:

    Eclipse Apocalypse. We’re ready.

  29. avatar SombodySpecial says:

    Kim Jong Un sends his best “diplomats” to strike fear into the hearts of all westerners.

  30. avatar Ing says:

    Orgazmo, you will take us to Choda Boy!

  31. avatar Jamie says:

    OOOHHH…WAIT! Is open carry allowed here?

  32. avatar Leopoldstotch says:

    INDEPENDENCE DAY 3: The Prequel

  33. avatar No one of consequence says:

    Oh Cyberman … Come out come out wherever you are!

  34. avatar BlitzkriegBop says:

    Coming up next on Shark Tank- 2 former XFL cheerleaders present their new confetti gun invention.

  35. avatar Gregolas says:

    BANZAI! We trapped in Osaka bunker since ’43.
    Has Honorable Emperor taken New York yet?

  36. avatar Rusty Chains says:

    You tell your Air Force, they no buzz our flying saucers no more. They already cause one crash near your Roswell city. You tell we tired of it and they stop and we no shoot them down!

  37. avatar LGB says:

    Where is Inspector Gadget?

  38. avatar skiff says:

    Like everything else made in the 1950’s or 60’s, these two were “Made in Japan”.

  39. avatar Jeff says:

    There’s no one here just an ugly green chair and some shag carpet.

  40. avatar skiff says:

    It’s August 6, 1945 in Hiroshima, Japan. “I hear aircraft overhead. Get ready, maybe they’re landing”.

  41. avatar BLoving says:

    “Welcome to the Pyongyang Nuclear Research Facility. We will be your tour guides. The weapons are a mere formality in case you are carrying any cameras or recording devices.”

  42. avatar Curtis says:

    “We might survive this movie if we didn’t have these dorky plastic sights the factory puts on Rayguns…”


  43. avatar pieslapper says:

    “You gaijin no take our statue! “

  44. avatar pieslapper says:

    “All your base are belong to us!”

  45. avatar pieslapper says:

    “Take us to the one you call Digler! Shannon say he love us loooong time.”

  46. avatar John in AK says:

    “We are Siamese with guns, if you please! We are Siamese with guns, if you don’t please!”

  47. avatar SpeleoFool says:

    Contraceptives? Check! Ipods? Check! Ray guns? Check! Vegas, here we come!

  48. avatar anonymoose says:

    Your space-kungfu is no match for our beam cannons!

  49. avatar Leopoldstotch says:

    Charlie Chan’s Space-Angels

  50. avatar Leopoldstotch says:

    “Remember our mission, we must bring Agent Yoko back to our planet before something bad happens to the Beatles….”

    1. avatar BLoving says:

      Most of these have been dumb but that one got a good snort out of me.

    2. avatar Gregolas says:

      WINNER !

  51. avatar skrobie says:

    Are your antennas erect because my nipples are

  52. avatar Huntmaster says:

    We are Interdimension Space Marshals from the planet Xingon. We are hot on the trail of an intergalactic, time traveling, shape shifting renegade, social criminal named Elvis Presley. Have you seen him?

  53. avatar BigAl says:

    Kim Jong Un’s latest propaganda piece showing his loyal subjects of the DPRK the latest results of their superior military R&D.

  54. avatar Andrew Lias says:

    I’ll take you to my leader any time. You can call me Mr. Shatner.

  55. avatar Jody says:

    Marvin has sent us to destroy you with The illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator!

  56. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “how did raymond burr get in here?”

  57. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “this movie sucks. you shoot godzilla, i’ll shoot mothra and then we’ll go play pachinko.”

  58. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “i have a confession to make. after last night, i shouldn’t be wearing this on the front anymore…”

  59. avatar Phil LA says:

    At least they aren’t in the left lane.

  60. avatar Phil LA says:

    Where’s the cup?

  61. I hope these 8mm pistols are powerful enough to put down tentacle monsters.

  62. avatar Adub says:

    “Are you sure Ed Wood is a big-time Hollywood director?”

  63. avatar Alan Esworthy says:

    We are from United Pranets Voting Fairness Councir and we are erection observers.

  64. avatar Tom Collins says:

    Bad boy, Gozirra, bad boy… You come home now, no more eat cars!

  65. avatar Huntmaster says:

    See. Nobody cares. Told ya. After Trump won the election, aliens with ray guns don’t scare anybody.

  66. avatar Huntmaster says:

    Does this suit make may ass look to big?

  67. avatar ahwatkins says:

    Gun-der Twins PowerActivate!

    So armed, the Intrepid Two continue to pie the room.

  68. avatar pieslapper says:

    “No, no Yoshi! It is pirrage then burn!”

  69. avatar Ardis Prickett says:

    Oh, did not mean to shot the alien in the arse, boy what a A-hole

  70. avatar Kurt M says:

    Modeling the new personal protective safety gear for the next TTAG drop test

  71. avatar Rincoln says:

    A rare glimpse of the fighting men of the Philippines, pre U.S. involvement

  72. avatar Old Region Fan says:

    “This is Earth, where they require drop safe weapons, Yes JuJu we just don’t drop ours”

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