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Last week’s best smart ass winner was Joe R. This week’s creative genius will win a XL T-shirt courtesy XS Sights. All you have to do is enter your best work in the comments by midnight Sunday to be eligible. Good luck.

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    • Gorking Japan is recommended in small doses only. My one trip to Akihabara was… insightful. Basically six hours of WTF Japan.

  1. In the distant future, gender imbalances in Cowboy Action Shooting competitions will largely subside, but competitors will still dress like dorks.

  2. You bling your knees in tight.
    But it’s the pewlvic frust.
    They rirry drive you insane.
    Ret’s do the Time Warp again!
    Ret’s do the Time Warp again!

  3. You tell your Air Force, they no buzz our flying saucers no more. They already cause one crash near your Roswell city. You tell we tired of it and they stop and we no shoot them down!

  4. “Welcome to the Pyongyang Nuclear Research Facility. We will be your tour guides. The weapons are a mere formality in case you are carrying any cameras or recording devices.”

  5. “We might survive this movie if we didn’t have these dorky plastic sights the factory puts on Rayguns…”


  6. “Remember our mission, we must bring Agent Yoko back to our planet before something bad happens to the Beatles….”

  7. We are Interdimension Space Marshals from the planet Xingon. We are hot on the trail of an intergalactic, time traveling, shape shifting renegade, social criminal named Elvis Presley. Have you seen him?

  8. Kim Jong Un’s latest propaganda piece showing his loyal subjects of the DPRK the latest results of their superior military R&D.


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