Home Contest Weekend Photo Caption Contest Contest Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - November 11, 2016 62 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR The Gun Collective is Giving Away a Barrett .50 Cal The Gundie Awards Nears One Million Votes Two Silencer Shop Halloween Contests: Win a Free Suppressor (and Tax Stamp) 62 COMMENTS Fat man with a revolver? Why this sense of deja vu? Reply “I told you what I’d do if I ever caught you cheating on me! And with a woman!” Reply I can’t decide if I wanna shoot you first or eat you alive. Reply “You voted for Trump, didn’t you? Admit it!” Reply Came here to say that…see I’m late. Reply “One more fat joke, and I’ll….. Wait. Do I smell bacon?” Reply “This is for wearing those pants after Labor Day!” Reply I said,”not another fookin’ bite. Now fook-off…..” Reply “Get ready for the grossest, sweatiest ménage a trois ever buddy.” Reply “Sydney Greenstreet’s off the wagon again.” “The food one or the booze one?” “The murder one.“ Reply Um. That’s Orson Welles and Akim Tamirof. Don’t know who the woman is. Reply Janet Leigh. Reply I was intrigued and did a GIS on the still. Now I want to see the movie. @Button Gwinnett, “Touch of Evil” is a top-notch film noir. Oh, and thank you so much for signing the Declaration of Independence and inventing that fastener we use to close our shirts. Just ordered it on Amazon. And you’re welcome! Would you like an autograph? Hey Button, sorry it was necessary to kill you in Fallout 3! Seriously? That’s the second time somebody has “corrected” what I meant to be a very obvious joke in the middle of a whole bunch of other obvious jokes. Am I just a magnet for autistics, or am I misunderstanding things and the captions really aren’t supposed to be done in a humorous manner? I’m inclined to believe the former, because if the task is to prosaically describe the photograph with perfect accuracy, then Dan can do that himself and there wouldn’t be any point in holding a damn contest in the first place. Reply Lighten up, Francis. It’s all for fun. After all, it’s a contest with few, if any, solid rules and since they no longer give away prizes they don’t even bother to pick a winner. It’s just supposed to be light fun. “I’m with the FBI, Comey is gone, and now we really mean it this time. Turn over the e-mails.” Reply Put the gun away big man. Oompa loompas are a protected class. Reply Good one ! Reply I said, Hands up. Not pants up! You look like an idiot. Reply Well, Jeez, Mister. You have to admit it does look like you’re smuggling turkeys. Reply this isn’t pea shooter scary compared to what is under this coat! Reply Get in my belly! Reply win. Reply What’s the gun for? I’ll do anything ya want, just don’t eat me! Reply Alright I guarantee the maid will leave more chocolate on your pillow and a bigger soap. Reply “I know you have the cure for spontaneous belly inflation syndrome. Hand it over.” Reply How did Michael Moore sneak up on me? Reply And Moore to the point, I thought he hated guns??? Reply Pointing a gun at me won’t change the fact that I’m not jackie gleason. Now leave me alone so I can pow her in the kisser! Reply Plaid and stripes…together? Prepare to die. Reply But, they were out of alignment… It turns out dead men do wear plaid. Reply Bring me Solo and the Wookiee. Reply Winner winner chicken dinner! Reply Sure, I can custom fit a holster for ya, but watch where you point that thing! Reply “That’s a small gun.” “Well, you’re a small target.” Reply “You’re a big guy.” “For you.” Reply I call my little friend here “Little Boy.” Reply Get in mah belly! Reply Not a caption, but that’s one of the best movies ever made. Treat yourself. Just be ready to take a shower after you watch it, cause it’s that grimy. Reply No, no, you are right, that was unfair. I should have said big boned. Reply Say “fat” again! I double dare you MFer! Reply Tweedle-gun and Tweedle-dee… Reply No, Mr. Bond… I expect you to die! Reply My grandpa, he used to wear his pants up to here. My wife says that isn’t fashionable anymore and she makes me wear them much lower. Isn’t that right honey? Reply [Singing] “Fat man with a little gun!” Reply “If I can just get to his left side, I’ll be safe!” Reply “i was only checking for lumps, i swear!” Reply No Sir, I said there’s no LADY here so it can’t be over Reply “gaze into my navel…” Reply ” i like to watch.” Reply WAIT!!! I’ll have more leway after the election. . . Reply (trying a clever new tactic here… eventually this is bound to pay off). “that’s what she said!” Reply Well if it isn’t Fat Man and Little Boy. Reply Motherphucker! I was just going to put that one in. Back to the drawing board. Reply I’m just saying , if you can’t see the tip of your….um, revolver, your probably too fat. Reply “I told yahs boss. Nobody’s gonna notice the extra weight. You look magnanimous” “Yeah? Weren’t you the one who told Old Sully he should go after that flapper gal…” Reply No bueno when Mexican Goldfinger captures Mexican Bond. Reply This arltice keeps it real, no doubt. Reply That’s an ingenious way of thinking about it. Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.