Home Contest Weekend Photo Caption Contest Contest Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - November 18, 2016 66 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR The Gun Collective is Giving Away a Barrett .50 Cal The Gundie Awards Nears One Million Votes Two Silencer Shop Halloween Contests: Win a Free Suppressor (and Tax Stamp) 66 COMMENTS Hand over the burritos and no one gets hurt, amigo! Reply I ran out of yarn okay!!! Next time I’ll knit you a nice sweater… Reply Give me Frito corn chips and I be you friend. The Frito bandito you must not offend. Reply “No way we’re paying for ju wall, maing!” Reply You’re right – carrying it IWB does make it smell funny. Reply I LOL’d. Reply We’re out of Salsa! YOU make the five mile right to the Cantina! Reply Tu cordón de zapatos está desatado. Reply “Ass, grass, or gas. Nobody rides for fr–” <lever cocks> Reply LOLed hard Reply Is that a rifle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Reply Ok, ok! You want coffee, we’ll stop for coffee! Reply “Se llama… Trump?” -_- Reply The Mexican version of the walking dead looks really campy. Reply The World’s Most Interesting Man’s first gig was not a success. Reply Dude, you’re forgetting rule number two again…. Reply I told you it wasn’t a banana in my pocket Reply I’m sorry sir, Uber prohibits passengers from carrying guns. Reply A winchester repeater from the 19th century and a cartridge belt full of bottleneck fmj ammo. Gotta love budget westerns. Reply El Gringo Deplorable? Reply Southpaw, eh? I bet you can’t even hit me at this distan Reply Smell the barrel? It’s been in your mom. Reply …too far? Reply Depends. Front sight? Back sight? Lever? How far is too far? More info is needed. Reply *snicker* Stock first? Haha, I don’t wanna know… tube fed. Ah…. how did you get that past security? Reply Look…. I’m sorry. I didn’t know she was your sister. Reply I’m telling ya I didn’t do it. It was the horse. Reply “Wells Fargo… delivering real gold and fake bank accounts for over 100 years” Reply Don’t even tell me you voted for Hillary… Reply “Okay Gringo, splain dis Trigger disiplin, carp. Reply “Nice gloves Ese.” [That’ll piss off the TTAG Latin scholars.] Reply “No, my hat is better.” Reply New York City??? Get a rope! Reply I love the smell of CLP in the morning. Reply If I am going to violate one firearm safety rule, I might as well violate all four firearm safety rules! Reply I’m sorry but you’ll have to get in the back. Someone already called shotgun… and you don’t have one. Reply I don’t care if that girl at Skinny’s laughed at you, the big hat and gun aren’t gonna help. Reply Badges? We don’t need no stinking badges! Reply I know what you’re theenking. Did he fire 13 rounds, or only twelve ? Well in all thees excitement I kinda lost track myself. So what chu gotta ask yourself is: “Do I feel lucky ?” Well do ju, Gringo ? Reply (sniff sniff) That’s not Hoppe’s….that’s Ballistol! And the cotton strands on the muzzle confirm it, amigo…you’ve been listening to El Gringo Hickok Cuarenta y Cinco on the telegraph again, haven’t you?! La vida es buena… Reply Dude, booger hook off the bang switch when you point it at me, please! Reply Put it in your mouth and inhale reeal deep man… You aint lived until you’re sure you’re alive…! Reply So, how do you feel about Chick-fil-a? Got a problem with where I get my meat? Reply “What makes you think I have sticky fingers, I cant even keep fingers on my gloves!” Reply It’s going up your ass, darling. Reply No pizza for me, huh? Reply Ohhhh, Steets of El Paso!!! Me love that song. Reply Would you like to smoke my peace pipe cabrón? Reply Fine already! You can ride shotgun! Um…. where is your shotgun? Reply You got a little uh….ketchup on your chin….yeah right there. No, there. No….I’ll get it… Reply “You gotta pretty mouth boy…I bet you can squeal like a pig…” Reply “that’s her alright…” Reply You’ve go something in your teeth… Here just let me get it. Reply Look man I told you I’m a mexiCAN not a mexiCAN’T Reply Vice President elect Pence goes to see “Hamilton” Reply You voted Trump? Reply “it worked! my hiccups are gone!” Reply “now spit it into my rifle. it’s called a ‘mexican snowball’.” Reply Lol, Grody to the max! Reply That’ll be 5 pesos for the souvenir photo, jefe. Reply ‘If you’re gonna shoot, then shoot,” says Tuco while sitting in bathtub in “THE GOOD, THE BAD and THE UGLY. Reply The service at Azteca’s has really suffered as of late. Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.