Weekend Photo Caption Contest




  1. avatar Kapeltam says:

    Hand over the burritos and no one gets hurt, amigo!

  2. avatar SkyMan77 says:

    I ran out of yarn okay!!! Next time I’ll knit you a nice sweater…

  3. avatar Mike says:

    Give me Frito corn chips and I be you friend. The Frito bandito you must not offend.

  4. “No way we’re paying for ju wall, maing!”

  5. avatar bobby b says:

    You’re right – carrying it IWB does make it smell funny.

  6. avatar Captain O says:

    We’re out of Salsa! YOU make the five mile right to the Cantina!

  7. avatar JasonM says:

    “Ass, grass, or gas. Nobody rides for fr–”
    <lever cocks>

    1. avatar YAR0892 says:

      LOLed hard

  8. avatar samuraichatter says:

    Is that a rifle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  9. avatar Huntmaster says:

    Ok, ok! You want coffee, we’ll stop for coffee!

  10. avatar C.S. says:

    “Se llama… Trump?”


  11. avatar Vhyrus says:

    The Mexican version of the walking dead looks really campy.

  12. avatar Tod says:

    The World’s Most Interesting Man’s first gig was not a success.

  13. avatar Huntmaster says:

    Dude, you’re forgetting rule number two again….

  14. avatar stevor says:

    I told you it wasn’t a banana in my pocket

  15. avatar John Sterling says:

    I’m sorry sir, Uber prohibits passengers from carrying guns.

  16. avatar jwm says:

    A winchester repeater from the 19th century and a cartridge belt full of bottleneck fmj ammo. Gotta love budget westerns.

  17. avatar Joe R. says:

    El Gringo Deplorable?

  18. avatar Hannibal says:

    Southpaw, eh? I bet you can’t even hit me at this distan

  19. avatar LJPII says:

    Smell the barrel? It’s been in your mom.

    1. avatar LJPII says:

      …too far?

      1. avatar jwm says:

        Depends. Front sight? Back sight? Lever? How far is too far? More info is needed.

        1. avatar strych9 says:


        2. avatar Jp says:

          Stock first?

        3. avatar LJPII says:

          Haha, I don’t wanna know…

        4. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

          tube fed.

  20. avatar Huntmaster says:

    Ah…. how did you get that past security?

  21. avatar Huntmaster says:

    Look…. I’m sorry. I didn’t know she was your sister.

  22. avatar Huntmaster says:

    I’m telling ya I didn’t do it. It was the horse.

  23. avatar AaronW says:

    “Wells Fargo… delivering real gold and fake bank accounts for over 100 years”

  24. avatar Tim Jones says:

    Don’t even tell me you voted for Hillary…

  25. avatar Mikeoregon says:

    “Okay Gringo, splain dis Trigger disiplin, carp.

  26. avatar strych9 says:

    “Nice gloves Ese.” [That’ll piss off the TTAG Latin scholars.]

  27. avatar Keystone says:

    “No, my hat is better.”

  28. avatar Leadslinger says:

    New York City??? Get a rope!

  29. avatar TCP says:

    I love the smell of CLP in the morning.

  30. avatar uncommon_sense says:

    If I am going to violate one firearm safety rule, I might as well violate all four firearm safety rules!

  31. avatar Penetty says:

    I’m sorry but you’ll have to get in the back. Someone already called shotgun… and you don’t have one.

  32. avatar Rusty Chains says:

    I don’t care if that girl at Skinny’s laughed at you, the big hat and gun aren’t gonna help.

  33. avatar Gov. William J Le Petomane says:

    Badges? We don’t need no stinking badges!

  34. avatar Gregolas says:

    I know what you’re theenking. Did he fire 13 rounds, or only
    twelve ? Well in all thees excitement I kinda lost track myself.
    So what chu gotta ask yourself is: “Do I feel lucky ?”
    Well do ju, Gringo ?

  35. avatar TheOtherDavid says:

    (sniff sniff)

    That’s not Hoppe’s….that’s Ballistol! And the cotton strands on the muzzle confirm it, amigo…you’ve been listening to El Gringo Hickok Cuarenta y Cinco on the telegraph again, haven’t you?!

    La vida es buena…

  36. avatar Jason A says:

    Dude, booger hook off the bang switch when you point it at me, please!

  37. avatar YAR0892 says:

    Put it in your mouth and inhale reeal deep man… You aint lived until you’re sure you’re alive…!

  38. avatar CCDWGuy says:

    So, how do you feel about Chick-fil-a? Got a problem with where I get my meat?

  39. avatar tmm says:

    “What makes you think I have sticky fingers, I cant even keep fingers on my gloves!”

  40. avatar anonymoose says:

    It’s going up your ass, darling.

  41. avatar oldandshaky says:

    No pizza for me, huh?

  42. avatar MLee says:

    Ohhhh, Steets of El Paso!!! Me love that song.

  43. avatar Robert w. says:

    Would you like to smoke my peace pipe cabrón?

  44. avatar JW says:

    Fine already! You can ride shotgun!
    Um…. where is your shotgun?

  45. avatar Justin says:

    You got a little uh….ketchup on your chin….yeah right there. No, there. No….I’ll get it…

  46. avatar Pete says:

    “You gotta pretty mouth boy…I bet you can squeal like a pig…”

  47. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “that’s her alright…”

  48. avatar Kluis says:

    You’ve go something in your teeth… Here just let me get it.

  49. avatar Hippi says:

    Look man I told you I’m a mexiCAN not a mexiCAN’T

  50. avatar Tim F says:

    Vice President elect Pence goes to see “Hamilton”

  51. avatar Mr. Mike says:

    You voted Trump?

  52. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “it worked! my hiccups are gone!”

  53. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “now spit it into my rifle. it’s called a ‘mexican snowball’.”

  54. avatar Paul Millard says:

    That’ll be 5 pesos for the souvenir photo, jefe.

  55. avatar skiff says:

    ‘If you’re gonna shoot, then shoot,” says Tuco while sitting in bathtub in “THE GOOD, THE BAD and THE UGLY.

  56. The service at Azteca’s has really suffered as of late.

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