Weekend Photo Caption Contest




  1. avatar nativeson says:

    What would Moses do?

    1. avatar ready,fire,aim says:


      1. avatar Joe R. says:

        “You Goddamned Dirty Apes!!!”

  2. avatar Alan Esworthy says:

    This is the BEST toy store I’ve ever been in

  3. avatar David says:

    So many guns, so little time!!! But I’ll keep buyin’em!!!

  4. avatar Manny says:

    They said that Obama was going to win , so I bought a few guns. They said Obama was going to win again, so I bought some more guns. The say Hillary is going to win so, I guess I need to go out and buy more guns.

    1. avatar -Peter says:

      Winner. It’s funny because it’s true.

  5. avatar NorincoJay says:

    There is always room for one more.

    1. avatar Joe R. says:

      – Larry Potterfield

      God Bless him. 🙂

  6. avatar dh34 says:

    “Six men came to kill me one time. And the best of ’em carried this. It’s a Callahan full-bore auto-lock. Customized trigger, double cartridge thorough gauge. It is my very favorite gun.”

    1. avatar Kapeltam says:

      I call her Vera.

      1. avatar B320 says:

        I’ll be in my bunk.

        1. avatar Omer Baker says:


        2. avatar jwm says:

          Yes. Firefly and Serenity are examples that hollywood can get it right. They refuse to most of the time.

  7. avatar dh34 says:

    Hmmm.. Let’s see…this one is for battling talking apes…and this one here…urban vampire types…

  8. avatar Nine says:

    “Eenie, meenie, minie, mo, shoot a tiger in the toe.”

  9. avatar MiniMe says:

    Eeny, meeny, miny, moe,
    Catch a tiger by the toe.
    If he hollers, let him go,
    Eeny, meeny, miny, moe…

  10. avatar John L. says:

    Why no, officer, none of these take a high capacity magazine. That’s why I have so many of them…

  11. avatar Mark C says:

    Come here my precious.

  12. avatar MiketheHopsFarmer says:

    Actually, I don’t like this one. You won’t have to pry it from my hands, here have it back.

  13. avatar YZAS says:

    Ghost Guns

  14. avatar Rob says:

    How can I buy this without my wife finding out?

  15. avatar Mk10108 says:

    His words

    “So, as we set out this year to defeat the divisive forces that would take freedom away, I want to say those fighting words for everyone within the sound of my voice to hear and to heed, and especially for you, Mr. Gore: ‘From my cold, dead hands!” — Charlton Heston, May 20, 2000.

    My words. Yeah, Hillary what Charlton said.

  16. avatar Kapeltam says:

    He is thinking to himself, “do I qualify as a super owner if some are black powder?”

  17. avatar MarkF says:

    A staff? Really? I get the burning bush and all, but why couldn’t God have given Moses a 12 gauge?

  18. avatar Mikeoregon says:

    1. We’re gonna need a bigger wall.
    2. “They wants the PRECIOUS, they wants have it ,kills them we will.”

  19. avatar stevor says:

    each one has the name of a liberal on it

  20. avatar Rusty Chains says:

    Ok, it is time for you to turn into a snake and go bite Hillary!

  21. avatar former water walker says:

    Get your hands off my guns you damn dirty democrat ape!

  22. avatar CCDWGuy says:

    That/s the one I don’t want taken from my cold dead hands!! Any of them I’m holding at the time.

  23. avatar AaronW says:

    The man who wields this will never be under anyone’s thumb… opposable or otherwise.

  24. avatar AaronW says:

    “So which one gets the clunky IR projector so I can go after Matthias and his followers?”

  25. avatar SteveM says:

    “The protector of the Seventeenth Amendment undergoes inspection.”

  26. avatar Stu in AZ says:

    Charlton Heston, back from the grave to take care of loose ends…

  27. avatar Missouri Mule says:

    “Hmm, smells like freedom”

  28. avatar Jason says:

    All in all its just a
    Nother tool on the wall

  29. avatar jwm says:

    What? No contest winner 2 weeks in a row? Don’t we at least deserve the respect of being told we’re too retarded to name that caption?

  30. avatar Hannibal says:

    Tom Waits’ next album cover?

  31. avatar jwm says:

    1 from column A, 2 from column B.

  32. avatar PeterK says:

    Well, I mean I WOULD put it away, Honey, but this shelf looks a bit unstable. I should probably hang onto it for awhile while I double check this thingy here. For a couple hours.

  33. avatar Jeff Streeper says:

    “I love you, and I love you, and you, and I love you, and I love you too, and you, but I love you most of all.”

  34. avatar Humbled says:

    …and this little beauty is the one I call “Black Mambo”. She don’t fire, she hisses.

  35. avatar BLAMMO says:

    Okay. I’m dead. NOW you can take them from my cold hands.

  36. avatar Newshawk says:

    “Don’t listen to the others. You were my first love and I still love you the best.”

  37. avatar Chris Erickson says:

    Best. Walk-in closet. Ever.

  38. avatar Crowbar says:

    Hi. I’m Charlton Heston. Welcome to this edition of MTV’s Cribs.

  39. avatar JRPL says:

    This should be enough to make them THINK they found them all.

  40. avatar TyrannyOfEvilMen says:

    There are many like her… But this one shall be mine.

  41. avatar Justin says:

    Come home with me baby, my wife will never find out its ok.

  42. avatar Paul Millard says:

    Just a few more fake “Firearms Buybacks” and all my walls will be covered!

  43. avatar Collector says:

    “As smoke from burning buildings smudged the skyline and the TV news showed vivid images of laughing looters smashing windows and carting off boomboxes and booze, I got a few phone calls from firmly anti-gun friends in clear conflict. ‘Umm, Chuck, you have quite a few . . . ah, guns, don’t you?'”

    — On the L.A. riots of 1992, from his autobiography “In the Arena” (1995)

    1. avatar dh34 says:

      “I don’t know if you can, but can you get an order for Ons, that’s O-N-S,
      Junior Market, the address is 1934 East Anaheim, all the windows are
      Busted out, and it’s like a free-for-all in here and uh the owner should
      At least come down here and see if he can secure his business-
      If he wants to” – Sublime

  44. avatar pieslapper says:

    Who won last week?

  45. avatar Bohucka says:

    Where are you, little Michael Moore?

  46. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    “Ah, number 17. A very Prime Rifle”

  47. avatar Paul Millard says:

    My dream self portrait of myself just rifling through a few trinkets in my man cave.

  48. avatar Jon in CO says:

    “We’re gonna build a wall, and Mexico is gonna pay for it. I mean, it’s gonna be great. We’re going to make America great again.”

  49. avatar JasonM says:

    “From my cold dead hands?” Not quite.
    “From my cold dead hands?” Maybe…nah…
    “From my cold dead hands?” Yeah, this is the one.

  50. avatar JFL says:

    From my cold dead hands. Dam I need more hands.

  51. avatar Todd C. says:

    It’s a shame this room has only 4 walls.

  52. avatar UnPC Aussie says:

    Reloading? We don’t need no stinkin’ reloading!!!

  53. avatar Pantera Vazquez says:

    “Hmmmmmmmm………………………….this one will do.”

  54. avatar Aaron says:

    Where did I put my 40-watt range Phased Plasma Rifle?

  55. avatar Michael says:

    “Hmmm what’s that inscription say… ‘Cold Dead Hands?’
    “Oh my, now that’s catchy”

  56. avatar John Little says:

    Three thousand 16, three thousand seventeen, three thousand…… Aw for the love of….! One, two…

  57. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “oh, look. a photo of me taking rifle number 17 off the wall while looking at a photo of me taking rifle number 17 off of the wall while… whoa.”

  58. avatar John Little says:

    Assault rifle? – No. Assault rifle? – No. Wait, what’s the new definition again?

  59. avatar SonofAmerica says:

    Still have room for one more….

  60. avatar jwm says:

    That’s the legal stuff. Show us your underground bunker now.

  61. avatar old air force says:

    These, my fellow patriots, are your right and I pray you keep it along with the others.

  62. avatar Malcolm says:

    So……Cali assault rifle or should I go Biden ?.

  63. avatar Derrickman says:

    ” From all of our cold dead hands”

  64. avatar IAmNotTheHulk says:

    No AR-15’s?!?!?! God damn you to hell!

  65. avatar ed says:

    “Yes my dear, now I will take you and rub you gently with oil, would you like that my love, would you?”

  66. avatar skoon says:

    But but but how can I only choose one !?

  67. avatar LHW says:

    I got me a shotgun, a rifle, and everything in between.

  68. avatar MLee says:

    If I was alive, I’d take this gun in my cold dead hands and smash that b—- over the head with it.

  69. avatar Big Simon Says says:

    “This is the future. Where are all the phaser guns?!”

  70. avatar Seth says:

    Why such a tall wall? Well, as the zombie corpses pile up down here I just move up the wall… 17…16…15…

  71. avatar SouthAl says:

    Everyday carry pocket dump of the day – Chuck

  72. avatar Gregolas says:

    Chariot race my butt ! Massala’s goin’ DOWN with ALL his totalitarian cronies !

  73. avatar Joe R. says:

    Wait. This counter says I only have 137 of this particular model? Hmm?

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