Weekend Photo Caption Contest




  1. avatar me says:


    1. avatar Rick the Bear (now in NH!!) says:

      Beat me to it!

    2. avatar doesky2 says:

      “He’s the one who TALKED about grabbing my pussy….the one with the orange hair!”

      I’m gladly vote for someone who talked about a crime versus someone who actually committed multiple of them.

  2. avatar Captain O says:

    “I said SHAKEN, sir! SHAKEN!”

  3. avatar jwm says:

    Did nobody win last weeks contest? This is twice in recent memory we’ve just ignored the previous week like it didn’t happen.

    1. avatar Ralph says:

      The other time was the week of November 6, 2012.

      1. avatar jwm says:

        I’m thinking of something in the last couple of months.

        1. avatar NotCaliDreaming says:

          June 24ths post didn’t announce a winner either.

  4. avatar kevin says:

    If you look closely, you can see Roger Moore in the background.

    1. The worst James Bond? Discuss.

      1. avatar anonymoose says:

        Better than Timothy Dalton. I like him in other things, just not as James Bond, and Lazenby only “looked” the part, but wasn’t very good at it.

        1. avatar jwm says:

          I liked Dalton in Hot Fuzz. Outside of Bond I can’t remember seeing him in anything else.

    2. avatar Turd Furgeson says:



  5. avatar tdiinva (now in Wisconsin} says:

    What do you mean real spies don’t carry guns and have hot babes hanging off of them?

  6. avatar John L. says:

    It was him! HE stole my brass bikini!

  7. avatar Lucas D. says:

    “Oi, Double-Oh Schmeckle, can’t you read? The sign says keep your bloody booger ‘ook OFF the bang switch!”

    1. avatar Rick the Bear (now in NH!!) says:

      Well, Moore is on record as being fairly anti-gun, so I wouldn’t expect him to know the rules of gun safety.

  8. avatar Andrew Lias says:

    Bland. James Bland.

  9. avatar SpeleoFool says:

    That’s the guy, right there! He’s the one who’s going to mess with your voting machine!

  10. avatar Rick says:

    The one in the awful pantsuit!

  11. avatar Mad Max says:

    Bond. James “get your finger off of the trigger” Bond.

  12. avatar bfitts says:

    “Did you say Pussy?”

  13. avatar Model 31 says:

    “It was him, he’s the one that groped me…where’s my check?”

  14. Yep, so the shop’s 2 blocks west, on the right side. You can trade that thing in towards a real f**king gun.

    1. avatar Rick the Bear (now in NH!!) says:

      Well, it’s better the the Beretta .25ACP that Bond had in the first novel (Casino Royale). From what I’ve read, a friend of Fleming’s advised him to up the calibre a bit (to .32ACP).

  15. avatar RobinTn says:

    Put the gun away and make me a sammich!

  16. avatar Alan Esworthy says:

    Those aren’t real breasts. Mine are real breasts!

    1. LOL I’m guessing Roger Moore’s got bigger juggs than this chick.

    2. That’s a dig on Moore btw, not the foxx.

      1. avatar FedUp says:

        Britt Ekland was quite the hottie in her day…
        …and a disco singer…

        1. So many beautiful women from that era. I have trouble naming one truly gorgeous celebrity from today; Too much plastic, not enough eating.

          That was so horrible that I played it for my wife who is a bonafide disco queen. She loves all things disco but this was beyond her tastes.

  17. avatar Paul Millard says:

    What is it you see in glass bikinis?

  18. avatar SurfGW says:

    Bond “I don’t often shoot, but when I shoot it is things I am not looking at at times I don’t expect”
    Girl: “Look that way and shoot that guy if you want to save the day”

  19. avatar Lance Wysong says:

    “Higher and to the right, James”

  20. avatar Larry Beavers says:

    No Dude! Gold finger is over there.

  21. avatar PeterK says:

    That guy is carrying a .45. Come back with a real gun plz.

  22. avatar Dick Dastardly says:

    Really, James!?!?! You intended to shoot that woman in the butt??

  23. avatar Matt M says:

    Us liberals carry our guns like this you silly man.

  24. avatar Blake Goulette says:

    “Discipline, Mr. Bond. Trigger discipline!”

  25. avatar SouthAl says:

    “That’s him right there, the guy who grabbed my *****. The orange one with the funny hair.”

  26. avatar Me says:

    Dude! Trigger discipline! Aim AT the target!

  27. avatar -Peter says:

    A first-time visitor to Emperess-elect Clinton’s volcanic lair, Mr. Bond’s attention is kindly directed to the “gun free zone” sign.

  28. avatar strych9 says:

    “No James, those are FAKE”.

    “OK, will .32ACP pop ’em?”

  29. avatar Hoplopfheil says:

    A PPK? You should have brought something… Moore.


  30. avatar Holdfast says:

    Nice Guns

  31. avatar Larry says:

    Is your penis as small as your pistol

  32. avatar Matt says:

    That guy said Sean is a better bond. He even said George was better!

  33. Give me the holster. Because everybody else’s comments are lame.

  34. avatar MiketheHopsFarmer says:

    Muzzle sweep me one more time and I’m kicking your butt all the way over there.

  35. Someone is in distress!
    No James, that’s Rod singing on stage.

  36. avatar John in Fayettenam says:

    GTFO, and get Connery back on set!

  37. avatar Rusty Chains says:

    The only Bond that was more (Moore?) pathetic was George Lazenby who wandered around in front of the camera like some lost extra who was stunned to have a speaking part.

  38. avatar Rick says:

    The ducks are that way

  39. avatar SonofAmerica says:

    The lady in the pantsuit; her husband ruined my dress!

  40. avatar JasonM says:

    “No James, index your finger on the slide, like this.”

  41. avatar 2004done says:

    THAT’s hillary, and SHE’ll make you give up your gun so I can’t be protected.

  42. avatar W says:

    Britt: One procedural. Tactical priority means shooting that one first.

  43. avatar Chris P says:

    The cocaine is over there by craft services.

  44. avatar Aaron says:

    There! He’s the one who tried to feed me a hoagie!

  45. avatar anonymoose says:

    “Wait, the sumo wrestler is Lo Fat, and the skinny guy is Hai Fat?”

  46. avatar pieslapper says:

    “Dammit Pussy!” Oops… wrong movie.

  47. avatar pieslapper says:

    “No idiot! Shoot the big ugly guy with the silver teeth!”

  48. avatar TStew says:

    “Sean Connery would have shot him by now, what in the hell is wrong with you?”

  49. avatar Bobiojimbo says:

    Bet you can’t shoot that olive out of that dry martini without breaking the glass.

  50. avatar acepeacemaker says:

    “See that? It’s a door. Use it. And take your stupid British anti gun ideology with you!”

  51. avatar tmm says:

    No, dear, you can’t just point your finger and say “bang.” That’s even worse than that .25 I had.

  52. avatar The Pontificator says:

    “Ohhhhhh, James…pull my finger.”

  53. avatar Koop says:

    “See that sign over there? No guns allowed.”

    “Not a problem, miss. This is only a .32, not a REAL gun. Plus, I think it picks locks or something.”

  54. avatar Chip in Florida says:

    If you want to look all ‘gangta’ like the kids these days you have to hold it sideways…. like this.

  55. avatar Logan says:

    If you put in as much concentration on hitting that target over there as you did on getting me out of my clothes, you’re sure to hit the mark!

  56. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    shoot her, james. that’s MY donkey…

  57. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    because he did it to me TWICE, that’s why!

  58. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    no, no, just ring the doorbell…

  59. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    …and i haven’t washed my finger since…

  60. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    in all fairness, that truck was moving a little. why don’t you try the side of that barn?

  61. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    smell my finger…

  62. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    stop staring and put the dwarf out of his misery!

  63. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    it’s ronnie woo woo. silence him and the cubs may win yet.

  64. avatar mayhem34668 says:

    Thats him right there James…that’s the man who stole my breasts…

  65. avatar Bud Harton says:

    The right wing fat old white guy! Right there!

    Shoot him now and I will let you see me naked!

  66. avatar Pete says:

    And I was born a woman!

  67. avatar Doug says:

    “If you don’t take you booger hook off the bang switch I’ll make you sit with the ugly girls, over there.”

  68. avatar pieslapper says:

    “No you fool, I’m Plenty O’Toole, Pussy Galore is over there!”

  69. avatar Luke Yarasheski says:

    A cross eyed Roger Moore accidentally muzzles the camera man much to the disdain of Britt Eckland who points him in the right direction on the set of The Man With The Golden Gun (1973)

  70. avatar Meees says:

    The hot girls went that way.

  71. “It was HIM, HE’S the one who grabbed ME by the PUSSY”

  72. avatar Tex300BLK says:

    Get your finger off your “trigger”, my eyes are up here!

  73. avatar Free State of Winston says:

    That’s the guy that stole my shirt!

  74. avatar Tk says:

    So if I shoot him you’ll show me your tits?

  75. avatar Mr. M. says:

    “I’ve seen tight shot grouping. That’s not it.”

  76. avatar pieslapper says:

    “No Roger, Goodhead is my character not a perk, now GTF out of my trailer!”

  77. avatar JoeVK says:

    “It’s just sounds ridiculous. Are you sure?”
    “Yes, James, all the cool people hold their guns sideways like this.”

  78. avatar Ozzallos says:

    “No James. His gun. That’s a real caliber.”

  79. avatar Scott Thatcher says:

    You’re a dumbs shit James. That’s a pissy 380 you have. He’s got a 1911 in .45 cal.
    We’re screwed.

  80. avatar Mark Murray says:

    He landed in that one.

  81. avatar me says:

    So who won this week?

  82. avatar Todd C. says:

    Rule #4: Get to know your target and her behind.

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