Weekend Photo Caption Contest



  1. avatar Cliff H says:

    Bring me the writers who thought this was a good idea, I’m gonna blast ’em.

  2. avatar ActionPhysicalMan says:

    “I am Spartacus?”

  3. avatar Benny the Jew says:

    …and in case the pistol ain’t enough, I’m packing a back-up cowboy!

  4. avatar Jose says:

    “Hooking up with another man is legal now. So mind your own damn business!”

  5. avatar DrVino says:

    Type II for sure. Maybe even Type IIIA…….

  6. avatar Jedi Wombat says:

    Old school “body” armor?

  7. avatar blahpony says:

    I carry a gun and a cop.

  8. avatar John Paul says:

    That’s a bike rack worth fighting for.

  9. avatar jwm says:

    Sadie Hawkins Day. San Francisco style.

  10. avatar ready,fire,aim says:

    Dude…you beans eating beans???…..WOW…

    With all respect happy 99th birthday

  11. avatar jeremiah kindel says:

    I know our political stance are different but save you anyways! . Just don’t wet yourself over the pistol.

  12. avatar BLAMMO says:

    LOOK OUT! I’ve got a shoulder thing that goes up and I’m ready to use it.

  13. avatar SkyMan77 says:

    One more Rock Hudson joke and we’re gona to “dance”…

  14. avatar Paul53 says:

    He aint my brother, he’s heavy!

    1. avatar Timmy! says:

      Beat me to it AND made my intended reply better by flipping the verse. Hat’s off to thee, sir!

  15. avatar Higgs says:

    I wanted a tactical shoulder mounted cowboy but I could not find one in black……..

  16. avatar Gov. William J. Le Petomane says:

    Why do I carry a gun? Because it’s lighter than this here sheriff…

  17. avatar peirsonb says:

    This is what happened to the last guy that said I had a butt on my chin. You want some too??

  18. avatar Canuck says:

    It’s a shoulder-thingy. Give it a minute and it’ll go up.

  19. avatar Gerard says:

    Kill him and grill him, warm up the BBQ

  20. avatar Gregolas says:

    This is what happens when you walk into an early-60’s Hertz commercial.

  21. avatar Jack Wagner says:

    “BACK OFF! The reward for this Clownshoe Bloghole is mine!”

  22. avatar AaronW says:

    The people who really fight for the Second Amendment carry the rest of ya.

  23. avatar Chris C says:

    Jerry Brown taking Northern California”s water to LA

  24. avatar CRF says:

    An ad touting the security in the early days of Enterprise before it was a car service- “We’ll pick you up.”

  25. avatar Werechicken says:

    Christopher Nolan (to Tom Hardy & Christian Bale): “Ok, Tom, you throw Chris up on your shoulder, like in this picture, then lift him over your head and say…”

    Hardy: “I was wondering what would break first – your spirit or your body.”

    Nolan: “Then hit him with a backbreaker and drop him.”

  26. avatar patrulje says:

    He’s not heavy, he’s my PUC.

  27. avatar Mecha75 says:

    I said Molon Labe…….He tried

  28. avatar Sian says:

    Look, a penny!

  29. avatar Chris Moorhead says:

    Over the shoulder boulder holder?

  30. avatar CCDWGuy says:

    Dead man carrying!!!

  31. avatar Priest of the center mass says:

    Listen to me good!
    Me and elvis here are doing a duet even if it means i gotta ventilate ya!
    I can too sing! You’ll see!
    Saloon hall 7:00 show.

  32. avatar John L. says:

    Why do i carry a gun, you ask? I tried carrying a cop. Too heavy. Then I tried carrying this plainclothes detective, thinking “hey, less gear.” Nope. Still too heavy.

    So now I’m bringing him back and I’m just gonna carry a gun.

  33. avatar jwm says:

    “Bring out your dead!”

  34. avatar Chris says:

    “I know what you’re thinking: Does he weigh two-hundred and six pounds, or only five?”

  35. avatar Wrightl3 says:

    U carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

  36. avatar S. Cautela says:

    When Wyatt yells “DOC… BEHIND US!!!”… Grab a human shield for front and back protection.

    Since you’re shooting a Colt Lightening you won’t have to worry about fanning your pistol in single action with a guy over your shoulder.

  37. avatar jwm says:

    “This is Sparta!”

  38. avatar Ad Astra says:

    “This guy here? His name is Chip, try to knock him off.”

  39. avatar JJ Miller says:

    I hate greased hair. You think you’re so slick.

  40. avatar foo dog says:

    Sheriff Trump delivers another Mooslim to the Wall.

  41. avatar JasonPrime says:

    On my honor as a gypsy, whatever you can carry.

  42. avatar 2AMexican says:

    “Damnit! Me knees are starting to give and I have to fart”

  43. avatar TxDuallyDog says:

    ‘I told him if I saw Dippity Doo on his hair one more time ,I was haulin’ his ass off to jail, now get out of my way!

  44. avatar jwm says:

    Waco, Texas. 1880.

  45. avatar some dude says:

    This is my Real Doll and you can’t have him!

  46. avatar tsbhoA.P.jr says:

    “…and TWO straws.”

  47. avatar James69 says:

    I carry a gun as you can see a cop is too heavy…..Boom!

  48. avatar James69 says:

    The first prototype of body armor proved to be too cumbersome…………

  49. avatar Paelorian says:

    Some say they carry a gun because they can’t carry a cop. I prefer to carry both.

  50. avatar NineShooter says:

    “After trying it himself, Billy still couldn’t see why folks were so excited about this new ‘body armor’ thing.”

  51. avatar mark s. says:

    After taking a .22mmLR to the chin , Douglas threw his partner over his shoulder and proceeded to the office .

  52. avatar mark s. says:

    I think Kirk was Doc Holiday in this flick , with Burt Lancaster and the guy that rode with Peter Fonda and Nicolson in Easy Rider , what’s his name , the acid head .

  53. avatar jwm says:

    The flaw in the old “shoot your partner in the knee if a bear is chasing you advice” is that if the gunshot scares off the bear you’re stuck with carrying your now crippled partner back to town.

    And the sheriff is gonna want that gun shot wound explained.

  54. avatar Ironbear says:

    The flaw in most responses to this contest is that Kirk Douglas was staunchly anti-gun. So…

    “Well of course *I* carry a gun and a bodyguard. It’s just that any of you that aren’t Important Hollywood Liberals shouldn’t be armed.”

    Johnny Cash: “So, if you’re against guns, Kirk – why do you use them to earn a living in films?”

    Kirk Douglas: *waves around the set* “Hey – it’s only make believe.”

    Johnny Cash: *pointed look* “Nah. It’s just make money.”

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