Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a GoGun SureComp Rifle Brake



Enter the best caption for this photo in the comments by Sunday at midnight and you’ll win a .223/5.56 GoGun USA SuperComp Talon Tactical Rifle Brake (that’s been gently used in Jeremy S.’s muzzle device shootout). Good luck!


  1. avatar Daily Beatings says:

    “Mighty big hemorrhoid there Dr. House. Will this do the job?”

  2. avatar DaveK says:

    “I didn’t ask for trouble, trouble came a knockin and my lil spud gun opened the door, so you gotta ask yourself one question: You want fries with that?”

  3. avatar Rusty Chains says:

    Hey, is that one of the new weapon mods for Fallout 4?

  4. avatar Todd says:

    I sure hope that potato will clear the neighbor’s house!

  5. avatar Geoff PR says:

    Dr. House finally had enough of Shannon Watts’ crap…

  6. avatar Pieslapper says:


    1. avatar jsallison says:

      Extra points if you hit Cutty in her more than ample butt.

      1. avatar Geoff PR says:

        “Extra points if you hit Cutty in her more than ample butt.”

        Every time someone said “Cutty” on that show, I visualized one of the Jive Brothers in the movie ‘Airplane!’ saying:

        “Cutty can’t hang!”

        Each and every time.

        I could have made a drinking game out of it..

        1. avatar Removed_californian says:

          Pretty sure it’s Cuddy.

        2. avatar Geoff PR says:

          “Pretty sure it’s Cuddy.”

          Perhaps. I’ve yet to see it with closed captioning…

          I heard it as ‘Cuttty’

      2. avatar Gunr says:

        I’d like to think of her as “Cuddly”

  7. avatar Tom says:

    Don’t miss 13, we still have to stop and pick up my refill.

  8. avatar DoomGuy says:

    I know this is off topic but can anyone find any of those lake city 800-round cans with four saw drums out there? I’ve been looking but all I see are out of stock listings… I want to get that new M249S from FN when it comes out but I can’t find any ammo drums it.

    1. avatar mark s. says:


  9. avatar Pieslapper says:

    New suppository delivery device.

  10. avatar Sammy^ says:

    Nurse Krachet, you’re sure that it’s the latest in sedatives?

  11. avatar DoomGuy says:

    Ok. I know my comment was off topic but I didn’t think it would be deleted. πŸ™

    1. avatar mark s. says:


      1. avatar DoomGuy says:

        Um… What?

  12. avatar Pieslapper says:

    “I said I need more vicodin”!!

  13. avatar Pieslapper says:

    Don’t be a pu$$y Wilson, that barely nicked you.

  14. avatar Usriflecaliber.30m1 says:

    This .30 caliber magazine clip will take him out him out in just half a second.

  15. avatar Nagurski says:

    Doctor House is my nominee for Surgeon General

  16. avatar mark s. says:

    Obviously you’ve never used a sweeper before .

  17. avatar mark s. says:

    Stay tuned for the trailer to Ghost Busters Six .

  18. avatar Jeff says:

    Was that the drone that kept buzzing you?

  19. avatar mark s. says:

    Dr. House , ‘ Proctologist ‘

    1. avatar Gunr says:

      Do you know the difference between a proctologist and a bartender?
      A proctologist only has to deal with one asshole at a time!

      1. avatar JWM says:

        You know the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

        The taste.

        1. avatar mark s. says:

          I didn’t know that .
          Guess we need a breath mint .

        2. avatar Phil LA says:


  20. avatar Joe R. says:

    Fan made sh_t apologize.

  21. avatar JWM says:

    Talk about compensating for a small penis. I’ll bet she doesn’t have a penis at all.

  22. avatar FortWorthColtGuy says:

    Ghost gun… Dr. House style

  23. avatar Grindstone says:

    Are you sure it’s not Lupus?

    1. avatar Ralph says:

      It’s never Lupus. But it could be Wegener’s,

  24. avatar Removed_californian says:

    13 has had it with these mother-f***ing drones flying around the mother-f***ing hospital.

  25. avatar Bill Kohnke says:

    This Spud’s for you.

  26. avatar AlanInFL says:

    the new high tech t-shirt delivery system.

  27. avatar Pieslapper says:

    13~”But he said he was vaccinated.”

    House~ “Everybody lies.”

  28. avatar DrewR55 says:

    “After forty-five minutes of pointless medical tests and having nearly killed the patient I am convinced the guy in the third row simply has a slipped disc. See if you can knock it back into place when his back is turned with the frozen potato.”

  29. avatar tmm says:

    .50 cal is for wussies…

  30. avatar OneOfTheGoodGuys says:

    Suppository launcher

  31. avatar SD3 says:

    What penis envy?

  32. avatar Steve in TX says:

    Congressman Engle: we have to ban scary tatical potato gun with thing that goes up! And cop killing potatos.

    1. avatar Gunr says:

      Tactical hollow point potatoes at that!

      1. avatar Steve in TX says:

        The gun death rate just skyrocketed now that antis can combine heart disease deaths to their numbers.

  33. avatar Gunr says:

    That pisses me off! Go ahead and shoot!

  34. avatar Ralph says:

    I’m having more ammo flown in from Idaho.

  35. avatar Gunr says:

    Put a couple of them little ripe tomatoes in front of the spud, on the next round. Let;s make it look real messy.

  36. avatar AaronW says:

    His compatriots rebuilt and reflew the plane… she callously shot it down.

  37. avatar AaronW says:

    No esoteric disease process here… cause of mortality was light artillery.

  38. avatar B says:

    “Huh. Maybe it us Lupus.”

  39. avatar Gunr says:

    Hmmmmmmmm This is really bad. She’s got the rectus desilitaor knob turned up all the way!

    1. avatar bontai Joe says:

      Oh no, all the way? Stand back, she’s gonna blow!!!

  40. avatar FedUp says:

    If that doesn’t take down the airliner, I’ll go get the .50BMG out of the truck.

    (everybody knows what sarcasm looks like, and knows where the BMG vs airliners line comes from, right?)

  41. avatar Gunr says:

    Dam woman! Three feet high! Didn’t I tell you to get a tight grip on the son of a bitch!

  42. avatar Andrew says:

    Dont you just love open carry!?

  43. avatar Gunr says:

    Did you see the look on that Regal Cinema ticket taker’s face, when I told her you had a dozen fried mice hidden in the barrel of your gun!

  44. avatar Grant in IN says:

    Someone learned Thirteen’s real name is Remy Hadley. They must die.

  45. avatar Larry says:

    No sweetheart, it doesn’t kick πŸ˜‰

  46. avatar ANdrew Lias says:

    To quote weird al “gonna have to face it I’m addicted to spuds.”

  47. avatar Gunr says:

    She better miss, I just told her that I’d shave every day for a month, if she hits that bull in the nuts!

  48. avatar B320 says:

    “Nobody needs one of those for hunting.”

  49. avatar Pantera Vazquez says:

    You think I’ll hit it?

    Uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh, No.

  50. avatar Pieslapper says:

    I’m tired of your sh!t Foreman, you better run!

  51. avatar Jeff the Griz says:

    “Aquanet”, check, “lighter”, check, “spud”, “I knew I forgot something, here use my vicodin bottle”

  52. avatar thewiz says:

    that’s the last pigeon to sh8t on my car

  53. avatar mark s. says:

    Ruger’s newest entry into the big game market

  54. avatar SailorAg says:

    “Step back folks, the potato gun is made by Remington.”

  55. avatar Ed says:

    “This is how I get when I can’t find a job.”

  56. avatar Dustin says:

    In case it’s Lupus…

  57. avatar Dustin says:

    No more of Shannon Watts’ bulls!t and lies in 3, 2, 1…

  58. avatar dz says:

    “Well… today I brought enough gun……….As for last night, you didn’t.”

  59. avatar Gunr says:

    The bald guy, in the front row, if he makes one more crack about me forgetting my pants, put a round in his groin!

  60. avatar Pieslapper says:

    House: The Outlaw Years

  61. avatar onespeedbiker says:

    This sucker can put a potato up a gooses ass at 150 yards!

  62. avatar James Acerra says:

    Rube Goldberg to the rescue, when SIZE DOES MATTER!!!!!

  63. avatar Jason says:

    Are you sure you can plant the White House vegetable garden from here?

    Watch me.

  64. avatar dh34 says:

    Ok fine I’ll shoot, but i think that looks more like a triple seven than a Ukranian transport.

  65. avatar Robert W. says:

    I told you to order a chest CT, not a BFG!

    1. avatar OneOfTheGoodGuys says:

      Lol! Winner!

  66. avatar Al Engineer says:

    You were right. That WAS a live round……

  67. avatar John Gancho says:

    Irish rocket launcher

    1. avatar SkyMan77 says:

      LOL… That’s good… πŸ™‚

  68. avatar Kyle Mitchell says:

    Only one way to check for lupus…

  69. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

    “Dr. House, before I pull the trigger please explain to me again how this treatment works…”

  70. avatar NWGlocker says:

    This is MY boomstick

  71. avatar David Stadler says:


  72. avatar LS/HD says:

    Serpentine, Wilson. Serpentine.

  73. avatar Larry says:

    This is my rifle, this is my gun. One is for fighting, one is for fun.

  74. avatar OneOfTheGoodGuys says:

    Establishing ICD 10 codes for “potato gun attack.”

  75. avatar Will P. says:

    House-“There’s that damn frequent flyer patient.”
    Thirteen-“Target aquired, firing pneumatic medicine ball in 3,2,1…”

  76. avatar tsbhoA.P.jr says:

    “wait until she bends over to pick up seamus’ business.”

  77. avatar Cory says:

    Finally a case of Lupus! I’ve been waiting for this. 13 proceed.

  78. avatar Kapeltam says:

    Dr House is called in to deliver vaccinations for the dinosaurs of Jurassic Park

  79. avatar Jeff says:

    Honey, size really does matter.

  80. avatar Montana Dan says:

    Results of the treatment were “Exceptionally Effective”.

  81. avatar Phil LA says:


  82. avatar Silentbrick says:

    Dr. House waits patiently on standby, unsure by what magic Mattie had gotten her husband to agree to be shot in groin after his name showed up in the Ashley Madison hack reveal.

  83. avatar James Beltz says:

    In an effort to break free of his meager doctor’s salary, and support his growing drug, alcohol, and prostitute addictions, Dr. Gregory House begins to moonlight as a veterinarian for a local zoo. Here we see him test firing his new elephant suppository deliver system. He is quoted as saying: “This thing is a bigger pain in the ass than Cutty.”

  84. avatar navillus says:

    This isn’t the cheek weld I had in mind…

  85. avatar Bill says:

    “I’ll show you PMS!”

  86. avatar rlc2 says:

    Shannon on holding Digglers gun for the first time: Ohhh, honey…its so big, and black.

  87. avatar AdamTA1 says:

    Sadly the only cure for a gluteus carcinomicus is a potato up the poop-shoot.

  88. avatar SWERVE says:

    God?? You better listen now if you’re even really up there at all because I’ll be damned if she isn’t coming in heavy now, you sanctimonious motherfucker.

  89. avatar protaganis says:

    House prescribes enema to clean the BS from current batch of politicians.

  90. avatar Pieslapper says:

    After his most recent breakdown, House could only find employment as an elephant proctologist. Luckily, he still had 13 available for all his dirty work.

  91. avatar Greg says:

    Dr House that is not how you spot for a spud gun.


    Dr House’s new kidney replacement device

  92. avatar Jonesy says:

    “What Dr House does with the Tumors he finds”


  93. avatar PeterK says:

    If I bag him at this range do we tag him or treat him?

  94. avatar Michael Mollica says:

    “Say hello to my lil’ fren!”

  95. avatar Chris says:

    Where did you say the safety was on this thing?
    There’s a safety?

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