Weekend Photo Caption Contest



  1. avatar Ralph says:

    Where the hell did I put my glasses?

    1. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

      I laughed. Outloud.
      Because I do that

      1. avatar Ralph says:

        I did it last week. And then I put on my glasses to help me find the glasses that I was wearing. And then I made a martini because I needed one.

        1. avatar Gunr says:

          You don’t “need” martinis, you want martinis!

    2. avatar JasonM says:

      I’ve woken up and put my glasses on and thought, “why is my vision so blurry?” Then I realized I fell asleep without removing my contact lenses.

      1. avatar Bigred2989 says:

        One time I accidentally put my brother’s contact lenses in and thought I had dropped mine because everything was still blurry. His prescription is far weaker than mine.

        1. avatar AaronW says:

          And I’ve heard of people who thought their contact lenses were still on, but stuck… and were well on their way to removing their corneas before they realized their mistake.

  2. avatar JWM says:

    I’d give all these guns up for a cure for baldness.

  3. avatar Roadking says:

    Crap! Jim, have you seen that AR that was sitting on the counter when that group from Mom’s demand action was in here a few min ago?

  4. avatar AlanInFL says:

    Which firearm to clean first?

  5. avatar mike oregon says:

    No, we don’t have a barrel shroud, that’s is shoulder thing that goes up.

  6. avatar dlj95118 says:

    …WHAT?!?! I’m in a GUN store?!?

  7. avatar Frank says:

    So is the Sig Brace a stock or not

    Is this an AR pistol or a SBR

  8. avatar Art out West says:

    Oh No! I’ve been selling evil tools of death all this time!

  9. avatar BDub says:

    No caption can top the actual quotes in the related story.

    To wit;

    “It is certainly the most unusual case I’ve dealt with. The man had been shot in the back and the bullet lodged in the testicle. I think the surgeon felt it should be looked at.”

    1. avatar Pantera Vazquez says:

      -Obama said what the other day concerning Europe?

      “As a forensic expert for the National Ballistics Intelligence Service (NABIS) at its high-security laboratory in an anonymous building in a Birmingham suburb, Tony and his colleagues know what they are talking about when it comes to weaponry in criminal hands in Britain.
      The little-known agency keeps a low profile, but it is key in the fight against gun crime which has seen the number of offences involving firearms fall in England and Wales from 24,000 in 2003 to 9,555 last year.

      Although gun crime remains rare (there are about 900 incidents a year in which a weapon is actually fired or brandished), it remains a grim reality, with police armed response vehicles carrying out some 13,000 operations a year…”

  10. avatar JWM says:

    “Chet, did we get that load of cop killer bullets for that watts women yet? She’s been in here twice already asking about it. That funny eye and sideways face gives me the willies.”

  11. avatar JWM says:

    “Is it too late to open a comic book store?”

  12. avatar Sixpack70 says:

    Was this machinegun made before or after 1986, ah crap.

  13. avatar S.CROCK says:

    Did i just say “clip” to that customer when I was trying to sound like a know it all operator?

  14. avatar Joe R. says:

    “You mailed the receipt to my wife?”

    1. avatar Tex300BLK says:

      In case anyone was wondering… beer in the sinuses hurts like hell.

      Damn you!

  15. avatar Kirk says:

    They legalized what?

    And made what illegal, now?

  16. avatar Lance F says:

    That spring couldn’t have disappeared.

  17. avatar Frank says:

    I don’t know, a double barreled 1911?

  18. avatar JasonM says:

    “Why did I buy a standing worktable without adjustable legs?”

  19. avatar Frank says:

    Did he just say 40 bullet banana clip?

    1. avatar FortWorthColtGuy says:

      Ahhh… topical humor based on a news story from today! Brilliant!

    2. avatar Hipster cause Murica says:

      Mr. Dude sir, that literally just won the internet.

  20. avatar Lance F says:

    I forgot to mark non-hispanic

  21. avatar jiminky says:

    Sweet Lord,

    Last time Obama started pushing Gun Control, we doubled the size of the business! My wife might leave me!

  22. avatar NoID says:

    Finding himself suddenly surrounded by black assault weapons, Mark Kelly breaks down from total overload of irrational fear and desperately wishes he was back in space, where most fears are much more rational.

    1. avatar Cliff H says:

      And no one can hear you scream.

  23. avatar Coffee Addict says:

    “Why…WHY did I open a gun store in Kalifornia..?!?!”

  24. avatar Bigred2989 says:

    Note to self: don’t let people test fire weapons in the show room.

  25. avatar Eric says:

    Oh no! He said to use your double barrel shotgun and shoot it in the air! All I have are rifles! How will I keep up with the new demand for double barrel shotguns?!

  26. avatar Jack says:

    We’re going to need a bigger gun rack.

  27. avatar Silver says:

    Obama said what?! Now I gotta cancel my vacation, we’re gonna be swamped with customers!

  28. avatar Jim R says:


  29. avatar PY-T says:

    Man oh man, what the heck am I going to do?
    That shipment of shoulder things that go up got back ordered and we put them on sale in the flyer for the week end sale.

  30. avatar gsnyder says:

    “They want ME to officiate at a pro-gun gay marriage?”

  31. avatar Gunr says:

    I can’t believe it! Diane Feinstein just strolled in here when we didn’t have any customers, and bought a machine gun, and 5,000 rounds of ammo!

  32. avatar David says:

    Gosh Darn it! What am I going to do. That was my last detent spring and it just sprung halfway from here to…what am I gonna do man, What am I gonna do. I can’t wait another week for Amazon to deliver. I’m gonna cry…I just wanted to get thus build completed.

  33. avatar Paul53 says:

    If that’s the invisible man at the door, tell him I can’t see him.

  34. avatar Connor says:

    No! For the last time, the Glock 43 will not make you shoot like Jerry Miculek!

  35. avatar Rikoshay says:

    You know what I think?

  36. avatar Adub says:

    The ATF is asking me to ship guns to ISIS, but they’re willing to pay MSRP…

  37. avatar CCDWGuy says:

    I did not, I repeat, I did not answer the question on the 4473 that prohibits bald people from owning a gun wrong….I have two hairs that indicate I am not bald and this is not a “straw bald” purchase for another really bald person.

  38. avatar Eric L says:

    I swear I just had some .22’s here a minute ago……

  39. avatar bob says:

    Sons of Guns got cancelled! ?

  40. avatar Tex300BLK says:

    “And here we have a rare look at FirearmsConcierge when he hears a customer walk in.”

    1. avatar Broken 3ight says:

      OMG yes.

  41. avatar Jordan says:

    Oh crap! The ATF is going to be here in 5 minutes and I can’t find the paperwork for this MG-42. How am I supposed to give this over to the Zetas Cartel without it?!

  42. avatar Alex waits says:

    I never should have finished LOST.

  43. avatar TnSpence says:

    You’re telling me that two dudes can get married but I can’t get a ccw permit!

  44. avatar dh34 says:

    Listen…it was the eighties man…booze and blow all over…su-su-sussudio seemed like a good idea for a song at the time…

  45. avatar Mr Passin says:

    What you do have 22 LR ammo ?!?! I think I’m going to faint.

  46. avatar Indiana Tom says:

    So many guns, so little time.

  47. avatar Dustin says:

    “The paperwork for buy all these guns required me to pull out all my hair. Literally, they demanded DNA samples. Now I can’t buy any more guns…”

  48. avatar Matt in Idaho says:

    “It’s the guns I didn’t buy that I spend the most time thinking about.”

  49. avatar Winningstads says:

    What the hell is a “PMR-30”?

  50. avatar Frank says:

    Now where did my Confederate Battle Flag go

  51. avatar i4pple says:

    “Hey Joe, some guy from LA said he needs a bullet button installed on this thing… What the fuck is a bullet button?!?!”

  52. avatar Jason says:

    When I was pwning n00bs in Call Of Battlefield, was I grenade spamming while running the SPAS-12, or sniping out the window with the SVD?

  53. avatar JR Pollock says:

    “Any one see where my roll of tax stamps went? I’ve got a big pile of approved Form 1’s and 4’s just sitting here!”

  54. avatar BigAl says:

    Phew! We haven’t had a gun scare for a while now. I wasn’t sure how I was going to pay my mortgage on the hunting lodge I built after the last scare. I think I’ll name the place Barack Acres.

  55. avatar ZD says:

    Wait, Jeb won? Shit, how am I going to move all this stock now?

  56. avatar Gregolas says:

    Rats! I mixed up the Frog Lube for the guns and the Simonize for my head-again !!!

  57. avatar Rick K says:

    Lemme git this straight….You actually prefer the b*stardized NYS compliant ARs???????

    1. avatar Tomyironmane says:

      … hell, at that point, just get a Garand.

  58. avatar Rick K says:

    I know what your husband said Mrs Biden, but I don’t have any 12ga. shotguns that shoot softer than an AR15.

  59. avatar Rick K says:

    Are they reading the same 2nd Amendment as I am?

  60. avatar SkyMan77 says:

    Yo Vinny… This Guy’z asking for 22 ammo…

  61. avatar nevex says:

    “What do you mean you dropped the log book in the toilet…?”

  62. avatar PeterW says:

    2004? Was it? when we last had .22 Long Rifle bricks in stock

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