Weekend Photo Caption Contest



  1. avatar Vitsaus says:

    “This may be the wrong time to say it, but I’m glad the guy at the gun shop talked you out of getting that Glock 42.”

  2. avatar Sammy says:

    A mom demanding action.

    1. avatar SD3 says:

      …back in the day, when women had ballz…

  3. avatar Kyle says:

    “Yes dear I heard what she said, but she’s still my mother. Please put the gun down.”

    1. avatar Tex300BLK says:

      This better win

  4. avatar higgs says:

    I know what your thinking, did I fire 5 shots or 6. In the confusion I lost count. So you got to ask yourself……do you feel lucky punk?

  5. avatar Hippi says:

    Hold tight because I don’t know what’s going to happen its a Taurus you know.

  6. avatar Accur81 says:

    Feinstein’s brief romance with men and guns ended poorly – 100 years ago.

    1. avatar Gunr says:

      Man, your saying she’s only around120 or so?
      Looks can be so deceiving!

    2. avatar bontai Joe says:

      I can’t beat that, that there is funny!

  7. avatar Almost Esq. says:

    A lady should never go out without her purls, a purl handled revolver that is.

  8. avatar Indiana Tom says:

    Is this the set for the African Queen?

    1. avatar bontai Joe says:

      Nope, it is a still from the movie “Gun Crazy” made in 1950. It pops up on Turner Classic Movie channel (TCM) every once in a while. Not too bad of a movie, kind of early drive in type of entertainment.

  9. avatar Youzernayme says:

    Stay down. Be quiet.
    How did you stumble into Dick Cheney’s hunting ranch anyways?
    Nevermind that, follow me and MAYBE we’ll get out of here alive…no sudden movements…

  10. avatar philip christner says:

    “It looks dangerous! You go first.”

  11. avatar actionphysicalman says:

    Be careful, they’re blog dwellers.

  12. avatar AaronW says:

    “Look over there, it’s 2016 coming! Don’t worry, though – everything will remain the same after it’s all over…”

  13. avatar Pieslapper says:

    Remind me why we came to Baltimore?

  14. avatar NickinGA says:

    I told you they were coming for our guns…

  15. avatar Matt Williams says:

    (Male)”Thank God your here! I couldn’t run any further in these urban outfitter jeans and Hillary was getting frisky!”
    (Female) “Don’t worry… I can take care of my man! Unlike some former First Ladies”

  16. avatar ed says:

    Liberal! Where!?

  17. avatar GunTotinDem says:

    Shannon and Bloomie after the SHTF

    Hold me teacher, there’s bad man with a gun in the hallway

  18. avatar Felix Mag says:

    “First one to interrupt us gets it!”

  19. avatar Jon in CO says:

    Help me Dana, the Moms are coming…and they’re demanding action.

  20. avatar Gunr says:

    $100,000 For this safari trip to hunt tigers in India, and you forgot to bring rifles!

  21. avatar vv ind says:

    Another RF dream

  22. avatar Cork says:

    I swear dear, if I find that guy who cut your hair…..

  23. avatar Bill Johnson says:

    I don’t often go into the jungle at night. But when I do, I always wear my pearls, and I ALWAYS bring my pearl handled Colt 45

  24. avatar Heywood says:

    What!, We are on a hog hunt and you bring a .22 revolver !

  25. avatar JT says:

    “Is that… no, it can’t be THE single stack.”

  26. avatar Geoff PR says:

    Tom in Oregon meets a new friend on safari…

  27. avatar Beau says:

    Their response after hearing Obama would be Hillary’s running mate

  28. avatar Jeff N says:

    “I think we’re safe, the Germans said its not accurate.”

  29. avatar Tom in Oregon (South Africa) says:

    Honey, when I asked you to grab my gun, that’s not what I meant.

  30. avatar Bottled Scotch says:

    Eyes UP.

  31. avatar Rick K says:

    I know Alice, but you can’t shoot them like this just for being “antis”. Give them a “10 count” head start first.

  32. avatar Chip in Florida says:

    Remember honey….. Head Shots. It’s the only way to stop a walker.

  33. avatar Steve says:

    Be vewwy quiet….we’re hunting wabbits

  34. avatar icanbne1 says:

    “The active shooter drill felt a little too real for Principal Skinner, who held onto Edna for deal life.”

  35. avatar vv ind says:

    Hillary’s prom photo

  36. avatar Zora says:

    It’s okay Martha, he’s dead, we’re safe now. No, seriously, you shot him with a revolver. I’m pretty sure you didn’t kill him but actually erased his existence from ever happening, even from his own mother’s memory.

  37. avatar Rebecca says:

    Do you think he smells the bacon we ate for breakfast?

  38. avatar Matthew Howe says:

    Not a submission, but that’s a still from Joseph H Lewis’ Gun Crazy, which is a great freaking movie.

  39. avatar Paul53 says:

    Hey buddy, I’ve never been shot. Tell me how his feels!

  40. avatar terry hardin says:

    Now sweetie, im sure the nice men didnt mean to knock your target over…

  41. avatar Joe Lopez says:

    What do you mean Monica applied for this job!

  42. avatar Gary says:

    Male: “Protect me, babe, I’m a liberal and can’t do it myself!”

  43. avatar bigguy says:

    You stay away from my Blizzard!

  44. avatar David says:

    From the episode of “NAKED and AFRAID” that never aired:
    “Feels good to have clothes again!!”
    “Should we eat the producer or the cameraman first?”

  45. avatar Rex says:

    I told him I get the first shower…

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