Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - May 1, 2015 50 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: House Husband Edition Gun Meme of the Day: 中国圆点版 Presenting The One Holster to Rule Them All 50 COMMENTS “This may be the wrong time to say it, but I’m glad the guy at the gun shop talked you out of getting that Glock 42.” Reply A mom demanding action. Reply …back in the day, when women had ballz… Reply “Yes dear I heard what she said, but she’s still my mother. Please put the gun down.” Reply This better win Reply I know what your thinking, did I fire 5 shots or 6. In the confusion I lost count. So you got to ask yourself……do you feel lucky punk? Reply Hold tight because I don’t know what’s going to happen its a Taurus you know. Reply Feinstein’s brief romance with men and guns ended poorly – 100 years ago. Reply Man, your saying she’s only around120 or so? Looks can be so deceiving! Reply I can’t beat that, that there is funny! Reply A lady should never go out without her purls, a purl handled revolver that is. Reply Is this the set for the African Queen? Reply Nope, it is a still from the movie “Gun Crazy” made in 1950. It pops up on Turner Classic Movie channel (TCM) every once in a while. Not too bad of a movie, kind of early drive in type of entertainment. Reply Stay down. Be quiet. How did you stumble into Dick Cheney’s hunting ranch anyways? Nevermind that, follow me and MAYBE we’ll get out of here alive…no sudden movements… Reply “It looks dangerous! You go first.” Reply Be careful, they’re blog dwellers. Reply “Look over there, it’s 2016 coming! Don’t worry, though – everything will remain the same after it’s all over…” Reply Remind me why we came to Baltimore? Reply I told you they were coming for our guns… Reply (Male)”Thank God your here! I couldn’t run any further in these urban outfitter jeans and Hillary was getting frisky!” (Female) “Don’t worry… I can take care of my man! Unlike some former First Ladies” Reply Liberal! Where!? Reply Shannon and Bloomie after the SHTF Hold me teacher, there’s bad man with a gun in the hallway Reply “First one to interrupt us gets it!” Reply Help me Dana, the Moms are coming…and they’re demanding action. Reply $100,000 For this safari trip to hunt tigers in India, and you forgot to bring rifles! Reply Another RF dream Reply I swear dear, if I find that guy who cut your hair….. Reply I don’t often go into the jungle at night. But when I do, I always wear my pearls, and I ALWAYS bring my pearl handled Colt 45 Reply What!, We are on a hog hunt and you bring a .22 revolver ! Reply “Is that… no, it can’t be THE single stack.” Reply Tom in Oregon meets a new friend on safari… Reply Their response after hearing Obama would be Hillary’s running mate Reply “I think we’re safe, the Germans said its not accurate.” Reply Honey, when I asked you to grab my gun, that’s not what I meant. Reply Eyes UP. Reply I know Alice, but you can’t shoot them like this just for being “antis”. Give them a “10 count” head start first. Reply Remember honey….. Head Shots. It’s the only way to stop a walker. Reply Be vewwy quiet….we’re hunting wabbits Reply “The active shooter drill felt a little too real for Principal Skinner, who held onto Edna for deal life.” Reply Hillary’s prom photo Reply It’s okay Martha, he’s dead, we’re safe now. No, seriously, you shot him with a revolver. I’m pretty sure you didn’t kill him but actually erased his existence from ever happening, even from his own mother’s memory. Reply Do you think he smells the bacon we ate for breakfast? Reply Not a submission, but that’s a still from Joseph H Lewis’ Gun Crazy, which is a great freaking movie. Reply Hey buddy, I’ve never been shot. Tell me how his feels! Reply Now sweetie, im sure the nice men didnt mean to knock your target over… Reply What do you mean Monica applied for this job! Reply Male: “Protect me, babe, I’m a liberal and can’t do it myself!” Reply You stay away from my Blizzard! Reply From the episode of “NAKED and AFRAID” that never aired: “Feels good to have clothes again!!” “Should we eat the producer or the cameraman first?” Reply I told him I get the first shower… Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.