Weekend Photo Caption Contest



    1. avatar Geoff PR says:

      “Cute kids.”


      ‘Cute kids’ have a bad habit of turning into teenagers.

  1. avatar PeterW says:

    Somebody call for back-up?

  2. avatar Roland says:

    Fight fire with fire.

    Because of… the fireman hats?

  3. avatar ELOT says:

    “Back in my day we had to fight fires AND bandits on our way to school”

    1. avatar CJ Minnesota says:


  4. avatar J Dub says:

    darmok and jalad at tanagra

    1. avatar Timmy! says:

      Sokath, his eyes uncovered!

      1. avatar J Dub says:

        Kadir beneath Mo Moteh

        1. avatar Ralph says:

          Shaka, When the Walls Fell.

        2. avatar Pieslapper says:

          Temba, his arms wide

    2. avatar 80 D says:

      This string and all five posters are Awesome!

  5. avatar Vitsaus says:

    “Tonight on Frontline: America’s hidden past, child soldiers.”

  6. avatar Phil LA says:

    Men were men.

  7. avatar Newshawk says:

    “Our father went to Nashville for the 2015 NRA convention and all we got were these lousy popguns!”

  8. avatar Gunr says:

    To tell you the truth, I can’t remember if I fired both barrels , or just one. It’s your call, Punk!

  9. avatar Sammy says:

    Nick and Robert in “The Early Daze”

    1. avatar Sammy says:


      Nick and Robert at the 1975 Shot Show.

  10. avatar Lucas D. says:

    “G’on and git, now; Papa said we don’t no Watchtower!”

    1. avatar Gunr says:


  11. avatar Scott says:

    “Think mom will notice we’re gone?”

  12. avatar Sixpack70 says:

    Anyone seen the cat lately?

  13. avatar Will says:

    Pa, go on take yer nap. nobody gonna sneak by us and take our guns.

  14. avatar Geoff says:

    Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid in the early years.

  15. avatar Ralph says:

    So we said to the firemen, “We’re gonna borrow your hats. Just say ‘help yourselves.’ And they said, ‘Help yourself, boys.’ And we said, ‘Much obliged, partners!'”

  16. avatar Paul G says:

    …”From OUR cold, dead hands!”

  17. avatar Rich says:

    “60 years later and we still have both of our eyes”

  18. avatar Rick K says:

    circa 1935 photo of Dr. Evil, Mini Me and Mr. Bigglewor….Hey where’s Mr. Bigglesworth? You damn kids shoot another cat?

  19. avatar SD3 says:

    Firemen + firearms = hope for the free world

  20. avatar Cork says:

    Why does Dad keep saying “fire, men”? We have our hats on.

  21. avatar Mecha75 says:

    They both got an official Red Ryder carbine-action 200 yard shot model air rifle. Ralphie was steamed.

  22. avatar Mecha75 says:

    Fire Squad

  23. avatar One If By Land1776 says:

    Spanky and Alfalfa protest the 1934 National Firearms Act.

  24. avatar AaronW says:

    Ansel Adams occasionally experimented with forced perspective…

  25. avatar Jason says:

    It’s a penny per gopher pelt on the Schmidt farm.

  26. avatar Socrates says:

    Potty trained yesterday, muzzle discipline today.

  27. avatar Removed_californian says:

    “We came here to bust some caps and put out fires, and would you look at that, no more fire…”

  28. avatar Geoff PR says:

    (In chorus) –

    “They lied about shooting yer eye out!”

  29. avatar Geoff PR says:

    A few years later at summer camp, little Becky showed them a different kind of ‘Discipline’…

  30. avatar Pieslapper says:

    Don’t worry Paw, we’ll git ‘im, we’ll shoot ‘im 2 times !

  31. avatar Jim says:

    No. We are not the Lollypop Guild.

    1. avatar Geoff PR says:

      And definitely not the best thing to come out of 1978, the ‘Popsicle Twins’…

  32. avatar Steve In MA (now RI) says:

    “Mom, no fair! His is bigger!”

  33. avatar tmm says:

    His stock is bigger than mine…That’s not fair!

  34. avatar Lucas D. says:

    “Here’s the deal, girls: You hand over the cookies, we’ll hand over the money. Ah-ah-ah! Slowly.”

  35. avatar Wheelsucker says:

    Where’d you say them frat boys are hiding?

  36. avatar ghost says:

    I was the one on the right, the other was on the left. Little socialist f**ker.

  37. avatar Dustin says:

    We gonna bust a cap in you ass…

    Oh, wait, wrong picture…

  38. avatar AD says:

    Welcome to Kentucky!

  39. avatar Bill Gray says:

    “The Army declared today that due to shortfalls in enlistments, the minimum age of joining was being lowered.”

  40. avatar Chris says:

    Molon labe bitches!

  41. avatar Claymore says:

    “Keeping our booger hooks off our bang switches since 1937.”

  42. avatar Patrick says:

    Buddha asked his student, “what is the sound of one million moms shrieking?”

  43. avatar Chip in Florida says:

    Remember kids, only you can prevent bears.

  44. avatar Kapeltam says:

    First (grade) Responders need to be prepared for anything.

  45. avatar JWM says:

    Free association. If you ain’t wearing a fire hat, overalls and packing a pop gun you can’t live in this trailer park.

  46. avatar Heywood says:

    You’ll put your eye out !

  47. avatar JWM says:

    Andy Griffif and Don Knotts when they took themselves way too seriously.

  48. avatar Mercutio says:

    Mike Bloomberg gives up shooting at an early age cause he couldn’t hit sh*t.

  49. avatar JWM says:

    “So, you want to date our sister?”

  50. “Well, even if there is no fire, we still get to shoot, right?”

  51. avatar Pantera Vazquez says:

    “Yeah…what? “

  52. avatar Almost Esq. says:

    During the War even the fire department recruited young to repel the inevitable invasion by Axis Forces.

  53. avatar Ima Yeti says:

    Take a shortcut on a back road and suddenly you run into 2 yutes packin. Cue the banjo music.

  54. avatar icanbne1 says:

    Their summer jobs modeling fancy clothes for the Sears catalog finally paid off, and Nicky and Danny Jr. each got their very own side-by-side, side by side.

  55. avatar JWM says:

    Little Joe Biden admired his older brother so much that he took his gun advice to heart and has never felt that anything other than a double barrel was needed.

    The fact that they were waiting for the short bus to take them to school is completely overlooked by Joe and his supporters.

  56. avatar DRF says:

    Firepower. Gotcha covered.

  57. avatar AJ says:

    Tweet dated 11/2012 with the caption: look what I bought the boys at Kroger today!

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