Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - January 23, 2015 118 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR New From X Products: X-1 Stand Alone Launcher (NOT a Firearm) The Gundie Awards Nears One Million Votes Merry Christmas! Tell Us About Your Holiday and What You Are Packing! 118 COMMENTS Go ahead, we dare you to look up our dresses! Reply OK ladies…show em your toe…or your camel toe….whichever you prefer. Reply Mrs. Anderson’s Girl Scout troop was determined to boost their cookie sales – by any means necessary. Reply *Soviet Girl Scouts Reply In Soviet Russia, they’re called the Pioneers. Is that Mom’s Demanding Action against Tyranny with the proper tools for resolving such a problem. Reply Given the Yugoslavian communist appearance, I’m guessing they were defending one type of tyranny from another. JasonM (from WA, if it matters) Reply We’ll show you who bleeds for a week and doesn’t die BTW Shannon watts wants a registry but she deleted her tweet, thanks to me I screen capped it http://imgur.com/gneFyP4 Reply What goes on the internet stays on the internet…nice screen capture. Reply Was there a time when she claimed they didn’t want a registry? Where is that tweet/comment? The two should be combined. Reply Note to TTAG staff: Please do something with that image to get it permanently saved on the interwebs(maybe a short article with the image saved under your domain and with dranosh’s permission, of course). Imgur sometimes makes personal images disappear if your account isn’t active… Reply Well that would make confiscation easier… Reply That’s all it’s intended to do, and all it can do. What’s interesting is she seems to be admitting that is the entire purpose of UBC, as well. Reply The image loaded (finally). Here’s the exchange: Bill: When all CRIMINALS give up their guns I will consider registering mine! Shannon: Actually, you’ll need to register it when we close the background check loophole [sic] in Florida… So not only does Shannon Watts believe in gun registration, but she believes universal background checks are equivalent to registration. Funny…she said the exact opposite in her many speeches in support of WA I-594. Also, note the absence of any claim that background checks will make those criminals give up their guns. Isn’t that the entire MDA spiel? Reply Great cap, tyrannical tendencies gonna get tyrannical, especially with those .gov loving lackeys. We support the 2A, but we actually fvckin hate it, wait delete that tweet 🙂 Reply Its Thursday. Reply Yeah, I wondered if I Rip Van Winkled Thursday away Reply Moms demand action in mother Russia. Reply Hint to the girl in foreground: if you sharpen your bayonet you might be able to shave your legs with it Reply Shaving legs is a bourgeois perversion, comrade. Reply Also I think it’s funny to have a caption contest with the commenting all screwed up Reply “Aim for the nuts first!” Reply Tell us one more time we need to shave our legs and you’re dead . Reply I said… NOT TONIGHT! Reply To play off of your comment… “Women in Russia don’t need California’s stupid ‘Consent’ law, they know how to prevent rape.” Reply What lessons have we learned from Stalingrad? Reply “Women’s Self-Defense Course: Ladies learn ‘Ball-Shooting Stance,’ said to be effective at turning wife-beaters and rapists into little sissies.” Reply Step away from the pudding pops and keep your hands to yourself. Reply Ahh the good ol days. Reply The Rhzev meat grinder Reply Not shown, just to the right of the frame, is the programmer responsible for TTAG’s comments code. Ready… Aim… Reply Active shooter response drill, IDF version. Reply After four hours with zero kills, they began to rethink the bare ankle distraction bayonet tactic. Reply Guilder Frontier Girl Scouts. Reply Inconceivable! Reply Shannon’s Ozark Roots Come to Life with Discover of Her High School Yearbook Reply As Dirk rings the doorbell, Shannon and her sisters readies a surprise… Reply 4 / 72 Virgins Reply Now, that was excellent! BTW, why are the bayonets not the standard spike type that come with the Mosins? Reply Because those are straight bolt Mausers. I think those are Yugoslav VZ24’s or 24/47’s. Reply The site with the photo says they’re Yugoslavian WWII army, so you’re probably correct. This is confusing. The uniforms appear Soviet, WWII. I would expect that Soviet troops, especially women, would have been issued Mosins. The female troops, even snipers or pilots, were generally issued second-rate equipment. In any case, they could have captured German Mausers and ammo, but how would they get hold of Yugoslavian equipment? Depending on which time during (or after) WW2 that is, they can well be Yugoslav soldiers in Soviet uniforms. Soviets dumped a lot of supplies and arms onto the local resistance movements (Communist-aligned for preference) as they advanced. “You blew yourself up, and now you want to do WHAT with your minced meat?! — I don’t think so!!” Reply A cigarette AND a mask – how dashing! Reply January 1943: Having found the last silk stockings in New York, Nellie and her roomies secure first place in line as they wait for Macy’s to open. Reply hey we did this picture before. just sayin’ Reply Just a flashback from two days ago, or… Daammnn…Good acid! Reply Who you calling a pack of pricks? Reply SHOT SHOW BOOTH BABES circa 1938 Reply ok so that was not funny. But this one is: h/t Controversial Times Reply I know I saw a rat in there but wait till it you see those beady little eyes Reply We’re ready for those Frat boys this time! Reply Aim for center of masst. Reply War on women? Bring it on! Reply “Just say ‘No'” Reply “Alright girls, if you run out of ammunition, drop to one knee and thrust the bayonet into the crotch. Even if you miss, the psychological terror will cause the enemy to flee.” Reply As Yuri the convicted rapist marched out to the yard, he saw the firing squad’s lowered point of aim, and his testes immediately retreated into his abdomen. Reply “No healthcare mandated birth control for us” Reply But ladies, all I did was pull the tags off my pillow! Reply … And THAT is how the Black Widow got her start! Reply Nyet! The Nazis will never get this ladder! Reply As you can see the Glorious Vanguard Defenders of the Female Guard of the People’s Federal Republic of Yugoslavia practices marksmanship to defend our people from the evil capitalists in the West and the Soviet revisionists to the East but our biggest threat to our homeland more than the other two are those pesky Albanians!!!! Death to the Stalinist Albanians who wish to take our Kosovo!!! Scott P Reply Taylor Swift and her new band prepare to defend themselves against her long list of ex-lovers. Reply Black Friday. We’re going to show you the real meaning of Black Friday. JWM here. Why do all my comments get credited to uncommon sense? Reply Says you’re Dirk Diggler on this end… nah. JWM….:) Reply Alright ladies let’s make sure they know when we say NO it means NO. Reply Falling out of popularity, the chastity belt gave way to the rise to the chastity bayonet. Reply The WW2 era equivalent of “For the children!” Reply “What do you mean you’re out of tampons? “ Reply Being the second ring of defense of Moscow, these woman are neither complainers nor whiners but to this point, their husbands know who the ones are that put the Nag in Mosin Nagant. Reply Boom! Headshot! Reply Don’t fire ’til you see the whites of Shannon’s eyes! Reply The Russian Army instructor suddenly realized his mistake when he started off with: “Aim small, miss small” Reply Shooting Beavers… Reply Thanks TTAG! I have a tendency to get distracted and forget that, when it comes to chicks and guns, the combination should be confined to giggles and/or lewd commentary. So, please keep reminding readers, whenever possible, that when chicks and guns mix, a hearty laugh or carnal desire is clearly to only reasonable response. Reply Aim for center of meat!!! Reply The are Yugoslavian women after WWII. The are using German Mauser Gewehr 98 rifles. The Nazis had a factory in Yugoslavia produce them during the war and over 50,000 of these weapons were left in storage in brand new condition for decades until Mitchell arms decided to buy them and sell them in the USA. The head gear and color of the uniform is similar to the Russian but Russian females used boots not low quarter shoes and many look like tractor drivers not delicate like these girls. Reply Aim low and hit the head!!! Reply Well… SOMEONE had to stay behind and guard the siege ladder… Reply They called us ‘ball breakers?’ We’re ball stickers, ladies! Reply “They stabbed it with their steely knives but they just can’t kill the beast!” Reply Girls don’t just kick ass they’ll drop you from 500 yards. Reply “Upskirt shot!” Reply The only women that haven’t accused Bill Cosby of rape. “Steady girls, he’ll be here any minute.” If they’re getting paid off, I’ll be the first guy to claim he roofied me, too! Reply In Mother Russia, Woman Stabs You! Reply news that president clinton was on a formal visit did not go unnoticed Reply I feel a draft..do you feel a draft? The one with the black socks is the fake Paul. None of us has a magazine? “But Ward, where’s the Beaver?” Those hats(?)look like camel toes. Reply I shaved my legs for this? Ooops. Missed a spot. Reply I gotta fart! Quick, someone get a shot off to cover it! Reply This should do it, girls. When the midgets attack, hit them square in the chest. Any that get through, stab then toss over your shoulder! Then we’ll go after the site owners for a better comments system. Reply “Remind me, how do we tell the difference between the de Gaulle resistance and the communist resistance?!” Reply And no one ever asked these ladies to get on their knees again. Reply Ignore Comerade Joe’s tears and aim for his nads. Reply To the uninformed: girl scouts with guns. To those who know: some of the USSR’s most effective snipers were women… Reply i smell fish… Reply Thoroughly inspired by Billy Blank’s Tae Bo, sister Dima demonstrates her spin-off workout regimen with a move called the “lunge thrust.” Reply I guess group sex is out of the question? Reply “Ok, if any one of them asks us to dance, stick ’em!” Reply And the war lasted through Super Bowl Sunday. Reply One out of Four Reply Bud the firearms instructor couldn’t remember what comes after “Ready, Aim….” when he got a glimpse of Lucy’s lucious ankle…. Reply No matter how hi-tech your military is. In spite of smart weapons and laser this or FLIR that. At the end of the day some poor sod with a bayonet has to go drive the other poor sod out. The grunt always gets the dirty end of the stick. Reply Is the one with the black socks an NCO? Reply Advance and be circumcised!!! Reply Winner! Reply Knock, Knock, “Wilderness Girls.” Reply “putin likes to put girl bands in prison? Do we have a tune for him.” Reply Like hell BLOOMBERG ! ! No way you’re taking our guns….. Reply Hold your fire till you see the whites of their nuts! Reply Even if the Ladies firing squad misses, they still have their bayonets to finish the job. Reply Bang, bang, my baby shot me down. Reply “remember, ladies. If we do well in this battle maybe they’ll let us have ammo for the next one.” Reply The Scottish Army unvieled their new combat kilt. And their relaxed hair cut requirements. Reply Remember ladies….aim for the crotch…..the crotch ladies. Reply In Soviet Russia, up-skirt porn shoots you. Reply I am being totally serious when I say that any one of these ladies would have probably been a GREAT wife. What my grandfather would have called “good prairie stock.” The kind of wife where you go away on a business trip and when you come home, there is a large bear skin drying outside your house. Yeah, you are going to get yelled at for not being there, but the bear skin is proof that the woman of the house can hold her own in any situation. That is the kind of woman I want when things go bad. None of these ladies will sit down and cry that they broke a nail, instead they will cover your butt. Probably can sew their own clothes and are decent cooks too. Reply The traditional Russian description of a “makes a good practical wife” type of woman is, “can stop a running horse and can enter a burning house”. Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.