Weekend Photo Caption Contest



  1. avatar uncommon_sense says:

    Go ahead, we dare you to look up our dresses!

    1. avatar doesky2 says:

      OK ladies…show em your toe…or your camel toe….whichever you prefer.

    2. avatar Sock Monkey says:

      Mrs. Anderson’s Girl Scout troop was determined to boost their cookie sales – by any means necessary.

      1. avatar anonymoose says:

        *Soviet Girl Scouts

        1. avatar int19h says:

          In Soviet Russia, they’re called the Pioneers.

  2. avatar JasonMfromSoDakota says:

    Is that Mom’s Demanding Action against Tyranny with the proper tools for resolving such a problem.

    1. avatar JasonM says:

      Given the Yugoslavian communist appearance, I’m guessing they were defending one type of tyranny from another.

      JasonM (from WA, if it matters)

  3. avatar dranosh says:

    We’ll show you who bleeds for a week and doesn’t die

    BTW Shannon watts wants a registry but she deleted her tweet, thanks to me I screen capped it http://imgur.com/gneFyP4

    1. avatar Jeff the Griz says:

      What goes on the internet stays on the internet…nice screen capture.

    2. avatar Jon says:

      Was there a time when she claimed they didn’t want a registry? Where is that tweet/comment? The two should be combined.

    3. avatar Scrubula says:

      Note to TTAG staff: Please do something with that image to get it permanently saved on the interwebs(maybe a short article with the image saved under your domain and with dranosh’s permission, of course). Imgur sometimes makes personal images disappear if your account isn’t active…

    4. avatar JasonM says:

      Well that would make confiscation easier…

      1. avatar LarryinTX says:

        That’s all it’s intended to do, and all it can do. What’s interesting is she seems to be admitting that is the entire purpose of UBC, as well.

    5. avatar JasonM says:

      The image loaded (finally). Here’s the exchange:

      Bill: When all CRIMINALS give up their guns I will consider registering mine!
      Shannon: Actually, you’ll need to register it when we close the background check loophole [sic] in Florida…

      So not only does Shannon Watts believe in gun registration, but she believes universal background checks are equivalent to registration. Funny…she said the exact opposite in her many speeches in support of WA I-594.

      Also, note the absence of any claim that background checks will make those criminals give up their guns. Isn’t that the entire MDA spiel?

    6. avatar Taylor TX says:

      Great cap, tyrannical tendencies gonna get tyrannical, especially with those .gov loving lackeys. We support the 2A, but we actually fvckin hate it, wait delete that tweet 🙂

  4. avatar BDub says:

    Its Thursday.

    1. avatar 80 D says:

      Yeah, I wondered if I Rip Van Winkled Thursday away

  5. avatar Jeff the Griz says:

    Moms demand action in mother Russia.

  6. avatar Hannibal says:

    Hint to the girl in foreground: if you sharpen your bayonet you might be able to shave your legs with it

    1. avatar int19h says:

      Shaving legs is a bourgeois perversion, comrade.

  7. avatar Hannibal says:

    Also I think it’s funny to have a caption contest with the commenting all screwed up

  8. avatar Chris Van Andel says:

    “Aim for the nuts first!”

  9. avatar jim says:

    Tell us one more time we need to shave our legs and you’re dead .

  10. avatar Geoff PR says:

    I said… NOT TONIGHT!

    1. avatar Jon says:

      To play off of your comment…

      “Women in Russia don’t need California’s stupid ‘Consent’ law, they know how to prevent rape.”

  11. avatar Emfourty Gasmask says:

    What lessons have we learned from Stalingrad?

  12. avatar Jon says:

    “Women’s Self-Defense Course: Ladies learn ‘Ball-Shooting Stance,’ said to be effective at turning wife-beaters and rapists into little sissies.”

  13. avatar derrickman says:

    Step away from the pudding pops and keep your hands to yourself.

  14. avatar Joshua Bailey says:

    Ahh the good ol days.

  15. avatar mattb says:

    The Rhzev meat grinder

  16. avatar Stinkeye says:

    Not shown, just to the right of the frame, is the programmer responsible for TTAG’s comments code.

    Ready… Aim…

  17. avatar Alex Waits says:

    Active shooter response drill, IDF version.

  18. avatar Steve says:

    After four hours with zero kills, they began to rethink the bare ankle distraction bayonet tactic.

  19. avatar Jon says:

    Guilder Frontier Girl Scouts.

    1. avatar JR_in_NC says:


  20. avatar Dirk Diggler says:

    Shannon’s Ozark Roots Come to Life with Discover of Her High School Yearbook

    1. avatar Geoff PR says:

      As Dirk rings the doorbell, Shannon and her sisters readies a surprise…

  21. avatar Joe R. says:

    4 / 72 Virgins

    1. avatar alexander says:

      Now, that was excellent!

      BTW, why are the bayonets not the standard spike type that come with the Mosins?

      1. avatar Timmer says:

        Because those are straight bolt Mausers. I think those are Yugoslav VZ24’s or 24/47’s.

        1. avatar JasonM says:

          The site with the photo says they’re Yugoslavian WWII army, so you’re probably correct.

        2. avatar alexander says:

          This is confusing. The uniforms appear Soviet, WWII. I would expect that Soviet troops, especially women, would have been issued Mosins. The female troops, even snipers or pilots, were generally issued second-rate equipment. In any case, they could have captured German Mausers and ammo, but how would they get hold of Yugoslavian equipment?

        3. avatar int19h says:

          Depending on which time during (or after) WW2 that is, they can well be Yugoslav soldiers in Soviet uniforms. Soviets dumped a lot of supplies and arms onto the local resistance movements (Communist-aligned for preference) as they advanced.

    2. avatar Jon says:

      “You blew yourself up, and now you want to do WHAT with your minced meat?! — I don’t think so!!”

  22. avatar MikeP says:

    A cigarette AND a mask – how dashing!

  23. avatar Gregolas says:

    January 1943: Having found the last silk stockings in New York, Nellie and her roomies secure first place in line as they wait for Macy’s to open.

  24. avatar Mark N. says:

    hey we did this picture before. just sayin’

    1. avatar Geoff PR says:

      Just a flashback from two days ago, or…

      Daammnn…Good acid!

  25. avatar Spectre_USA says:

    Who you calling a pack of pricks?

  26. avatar IAB2 says:

    SHOT SHOW BOOTH BABES circa 1938

  27. avatar IAB2 says:

    ok so that was not funny. But this one is: h/t Controversial Times

  28. avatar Tim Clarey says:

    I know I saw a rat in there but wait till it you see those beady little eyes

  29. avatar Dustin says:

    We’re ready for those Frat boys this time!

  30. avatar DanV says:

    Aim for center of masst.

  31. avatar Paul says:

    War on women? Bring it on!

  32. avatar Gary B says:

    “Just say ‘No'”

  33. avatar Charles5 says:

    “Alright girls, if you run out of ammunition, drop to one knee and thrust the bayonet into the crotch. Even if you miss, the psychological terror will cause the enemy to flee.”

  34. avatar JasonM says:

    As Yuri the convicted rapist marched out to the yard, he saw the firing squad’s lowered point of aim, and his testes immediately retreated into his abdomen.

  35. avatar Jake says:

    “No healthcare mandated birth control for us”

  36. avatar Rick K says:

    But ladies, all I did was pull the tags off my pillow!

  37. avatar Jeremy B. says:

    … And THAT is how the Black Widow got her start!

  38. avatar dh34 says:

    Nyet! The Nazis will never get this ladder!

  39. avatar Scott P says:

    As you can see the Glorious Vanguard Defenders of the Female Guard of the People’s Federal Republic of Yugoslavia practices marksmanship to defend our people from the evil capitalists in the West and the Soviet revisionists to the East but our biggest threat to our homeland more than the other two are those pesky Albanians!!!!

    Death to the Stalinist Albanians who wish to take our Kosovo!!!

    Scott P

  40. avatar Chris says:

    Taylor Swift and her new band prepare to defend themselves against her long list of ex-lovers.

  41. avatar uncommon_sense says:

    Black Friday. We’re going to show you the real meaning of Black Friday.

    JWM here. Why do all my comments get credited to uncommon sense?

    1. avatar Geoff PR says:

      Says you’re Dirk Diggler on this end…

      nah. JWM….:)

  42. avatar Javier says:

    Alright ladies let’s make sure they know when we say NO it means NO.

  43. avatar DGM says:

    Falling out of popularity, the chastity belt gave way to the rise to the chastity bayonet.

  44. avatar JP says:

    The WW2 era equivalent of “For the children!”

  45. avatar Pieslapper says:

    “What do you mean you’re out of tampons? “

  46. avatar KCK says:

    Being the second ring of defense of Moscow, these woman are neither complainers nor whiners but to this point, their husbands know who the ones are that put the Nag in Mosin Nagant.

  47. avatar TK says:

    Boom! Headshot!

  48. avatar RaynBama says:

    Don’t fire ’til you see the whites of Shannon’s eyes!

  49. avatar TK says:

    The Russian Army instructor suddenly realized his mistake when he started off with:

    “Aim small, miss small”

  50. avatar Jim says:

    Shooting Beavers…

  51. avatar Pelagos says:

    Thanks TTAG! I have a tendency to get distracted and forget that, when it comes to chicks and guns, the combination should be confined to giggles and/or lewd commentary. So, please keep reminding readers, whenever possible, that when chicks and guns mix, a hearty laugh or carnal desire is clearly to only reasonable response.

  52. avatar Jeff says:

    Aim for center of meat!!!

  53. avatar Alfonso A. Rodriguez says:

    The are Yugoslavian women after WWII. The are using German Mauser Gewehr 98 rifles. The Nazis had a factory in Yugoslavia produce them during the war and over 50,000 of these weapons were left in storage in brand new condition for decades until Mitchell arms decided to buy them and sell them in the USA. The head gear and color of the uniform is similar to the Russian but Russian females used boots not low quarter shoes and many look like tractor drivers not delicate like these girls.

  54. avatar Alfonso A. Rodriguez says:

    Aim low and hit the head!!!

  55. avatar aaronw says:

    Well… SOMEONE had to stay behind and guard the siege ladder…

  56. avatar MiketheHopsFarmer says:

    They called us ‘ball breakers?’ We’re ball stickers, ladies!

  57. avatar Paul G says:

    “They stabbed it with their steely knives but they just can’t kill the beast!”

  58. avatar Jim says:

    Girls don’t just kick ass they’ll drop you from 500 yards.

  59. avatar George says:

    “Upskirt shot!”

  60. avatar Paul53 says:

    The only women that haven’t accused Bill Cosby of rape. “Steady girls, he’ll be here any minute.”

    If they’re getting paid off, I’ll be the first guy to claim he roofied me, too!

  61. avatar Locke_n_Load says:

    In Mother Russia, Woman Stabs You!

  62. avatar chotto says:

    news that president clinton was on a formal visit did not go unnoticed

  63. avatar engineear says:

    I feel a draft..do you feel a draft?
    The one with the black socks is the fake Paul.
    None of us has a magazine?
    “But Ward, where’s the Beaver?”
    Those hats(?)look like camel toes.

  64. avatar Rob says:

    I shaved my legs for this?
    Ooops. Missed a spot.

  65. avatar Gunr says:

    I gotta fart! Quick, someone get a shot off to cover it!

  66. avatar Paul53 says:

    This should do it, girls. When the midgets attack, hit them square in the chest. Any that get through, stab then toss over your shoulder!

    Then we’ll go after the site owners for a better comments system.

  67. avatar An English Person says:

    “Remind me, how do we tell the difference between the de Gaulle resistance and the communist resistance?!”

  68. avatar Phil LA says:

    And no one ever asked these ladies to get on their knees again.

  69. avatar neiowa says:

    Ignore Comerade Joe’s tears and aim for his nads.

  70. avatar Micah says:

    To the uninformed: girl scouts with guns.

    To those who know: some of the USSR’s most effective snipers were women…

  71. avatar ready,fire,aim says:

    i smell fish…

  72. avatar Jason says:

    Thoroughly inspired by Billy Blank’s Tae Bo, sister Dima demonstrates her spin-off workout regimen with a move called the “lunge thrust.”

  73. avatar ghost says:

    I guess group sex is out of the question?

  74. avatar bastiches says:

    “Ok, if any one of them asks us to dance, stick ’em!”

  75. avatar DV says:

    And the war lasted through Super Bowl Sunday.

  76. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

    Bud the firearms instructor couldn’t remember what comes after “Ready, Aim….” when he got a glimpse of Lucy’s lucious ankle….

  77. avatar JWM says:

    No matter how hi-tech your military is. In spite of smart weapons and laser this or FLIR that. At the end of the day some poor sod with a bayonet has to go drive the other poor sod out.

    The grunt always gets the dirty end of the stick.

  78. avatar LongPurple says:

    Is the one with the black socks an NCO?

  79. avatar Marty the Lett says:

    Advance and be circumcised!!!

    1. avatar Tom Collins says:


  80. avatar JWM says:

    Knock, Knock, “Wilderness Girls.”

  81. avatar JWM says:

    “putin likes to put girl bands in prison? Do we have a tune for him.”

  82. avatar sigmon says:

    Like hell BLOOMBERG ! ! No way you’re taking our guns…..

  83. avatar Tyler B. says:

    Hold your fire till you see the whites of their nuts!

  84. avatar Almost Esq. says:

    Even if the Ladies firing squad misses, they still have their bayonets to finish the job.

  85. avatar Bobiojimbo says:

    Bang, bang, my baby shot me down.

  86. avatar JWM says:

    “remember, ladies. If we do well in this battle maybe they’ll let us have ammo for the next one.”

  87. avatar JWM says:

    The Scottish Army unvieled their new combat kilt. And their relaxed hair cut requirements.

  88. avatar lcppo1989 says:

    Remember ladies….aim for the crotch…..the crotch ladies.

  89. avatar Jordan says:

    In Soviet Russia, up-skirt porn shoots you.

  90. avatar bontai Joe says:

    I am being totally serious when I say that any one of these ladies would have probably been a GREAT wife. What my grandfather would have called “good prairie stock.” The kind of wife where you go away on a business trip and when you come home, there is a large bear skin drying outside your house. Yeah, you are going to get yelled at for not being there, but the bear skin is proof that the woman of the house can hold her own in any situation. That is the kind of woman I want when things go bad. None of these ladies will sit down and cry that they broke a nail, instead they will cover your butt. Probably can sew their own clothes and are decent cooks too.

    1. avatar int19h says:

      The traditional Russian description of a “makes a good practical wife” type of woman is, “can stop a running horse and can enter a burning house”.

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