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  1. The photographer had just an instant to regret writing Susie’s phone number on the wall of the men’s room.

  2. I dream of my ex wives regularly. Notice the fingers on the triggers, and they’re dressed for the funeral.

  3. Everyone warned the photographer about making short jokes in front Gertrude, but he didn’t listen.

  4. “Remember that just because you’re taking out a ruthless bastard who wants to harm you in horrible ways doesn’t mean you can’t do it with the poise and grace of a true lady.”

  5. How about we say, “You’re the disease and I’m the cure.”

    No, I like “I have six little friends and they all run faster than you.”

    I know, let’s try, “I’m your huckleberry.”

    Nah, we should go with “Go ahead. Make my day.”

    I say lets just shoot that camera and go home.

  6. The producers had to slog through a lot of auditions, before they selected Diana Rigg as Mrs. Peel.

  7. Um number 5, we know the press is anti-gun and how you like to express your feelings but this photographer is taking the picture FOR the team
    Hey girls, do you think the democrats will understand my, not as subtle, view and answer on their claim of a ‘war on women’ now?

  8. Too Late, the photographer realized that taking pictures for his ex-wife’s pistol club was a bad idea.

  9. Admiral Halsey, continuing our tour, these ladies are the WAVES’ pistol team. Remarkable shots, some of them, especially that one on the right, Brunhilda. Loves to shoot. What’d I say just before that? Oh yes, Naval Intelligence thinks that somehow the Germans have managed to place an agent into the base. They’re nuts, just nuts….

  10. Encyclopedia entry: The now elusive .22 LR round was once cheap and plentiful. Historically favored for it’s low recoil and economical price per round, it was often used to introduce new shooters to the sport.

  11. There was a time when the Salvation Army went out armed with more than bells for the Christmas collections…

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