Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - October 31, 2014 73 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: They Don’t Make ‘Em Like They Used To Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Assault Cow Edition Gun Meme of the Day: A Shot At Taurus Owners Edition 73 COMMENTS “No, You lie back and wait for it to end!” Reply Win. Reply The REAL Moms Demand Action Reply “Typical cops” ” One hit for five shots!” Reply “Targets, schmargets–I don’t like that photographer’s looks…” Reply The woman on the right, “You’re goin’ down!” Reply You knew about the rockets. Introducing the GLOCKets! Reply Come back in five days or leave in five bullets! Reply Five fingers of Death Reply Moms Demand Semi-automatic Action Reply Gotcha covered! Reply The fore runner to Charlie’s Angels. Reply Hey You on the end…..don’t point that at me. Reply War on women? We got your “war on women”. (Cathy stop trying to shoot the photographer!) Reply The photographer had just an instant to regret writing Susie’s phone number on the wall of the men’s room. Reply The models are ready for their glamour shot. Reply Secret shame-filled sexual fantasies of Michael Bloomberg. Reply Stop or my mom will shoot Reply I said stop filming us now! Reply Lady on far right- “I told you this is a no photography allowed area!” Reply Make your own sandwich Reply Studies show that 4 out of 5 women know the four rules. Reply Win. Reply War on women?! Not here bud! On your way. Reply “Lugers for Lonely Hearts Club” Reply Um, those are actually Hi Standard .22s. Reply Drat! Wasted all that alliteration. Reply Nothing wasted. It’s funny no matter. Take your poetic license, my friend. Neither the State nor other commenters control their issue. I dream of my ex wives regularly. Notice the fingers on the triggers, and they’re dressed for the funeral. Reply Guess which is the photographer’s ex-wife. Reply Suddenly, John the photographer regretted the one night stand with Helen. Reply I can feel it, coming in the air tonight. Oh Lord. Reply 4 out of 5 shootists agree…muzzle discipline is the most important rule of the four rules of firearm safety. Reply The Salvation Army Women’s Auxiliary get’s down to business. Reply “STOP….IN THE NAAAAME OF LOOOOVE. BEFORE I SHOOOT YOU DOWN! THINK IT OOOOOOOVERRRRRR. Reply That’s a pretty weird shadow by the one on the right. Reply All the ladies in unison: “This is how WE do it” Reply “Bad boys, bad boys……what you gonna do.” Reply These WACS ARE WAC. Reply Freeze Frame Reply Ok girls, aim for the ‘nads! Reply “One of these gals is not like the others…” Reply https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3jveQCzNJcU Reply An prime example of why women’s salaries are 80% of men’s salaries. Reply Everyone warned the photographer about making short jokes in front Gertrude, but he didn’t listen. Reply “In Soviet Russia, fifth girl shoot you.” Reply “Take the ads down NOW Robert!” Reply The original idea for “A League of Their Own” before Rosie O’Donnell got involved. Reply “Remember that just because you’re taking out a ruthless bastard who wants to harm you in horrible ways doesn’t mean you can’t do it with the poise and grace of a true lady.” Reply How about we say, “You’re the disease and I’m the cure.” No, I like “I have six little friends and they all run faster than you.” I know, let’s try, “I’m your huckleberry.” Nah, we should go with “Go ahead. Make my day.” I say lets just shoot that camera and go home. Reply Some moms demand action. These moms deliver it. Reply Now that’s what I call the teacher’s lounge. Reply The alternate ending in the director’s cut of Boardwalk Empire… Reply The Black Widows Social Club at their monthly meeting. Reply The producers had to slog through a lot of auditions, before they selected Diana Rigg as Mrs. Peel. Reply Ah the 40s… when men were men and women had thick ankles. Reply Go ahead punk, make another thigh gap comment. Reply All of Faragos ex wives gather once a year…. Reply Turrets 9 an 10, you are off-target for the broadside… Reply Um number 5, we know the press is anti-gun and how you like to express your feelings but this photographer is taking the picture FOR the team OR Hey girls, do you think the democrats will understand my, not as subtle, view and answer on their claim of a ‘war on women’ now? Reply Too Late, the photographer realized that taking pictures for his ex-wife’s pistol club was a bad idea. Reply Practice session for the USA Women’s Olympic synchronized shooting team. Reply suddenly i regretted shopping at target that morning… Reply They call it Target for a reason.. Reply Don’t bring a Polaroid to a gun fight. Reply Admiral Halsey, continuing our tour, these ladies are the WAVES’ pistol team. Remarkable shots, some of them, especially that one on the right, Brunhilda. Loves to shoot. What’d I say just before that? Oh yes, Naval Intelligence thinks that somehow the Germans have managed to place an agent into the base. They’re nuts, just nuts…. Reply Firearms are Fabulous this Season! Reply Encyclopedia entry: The now elusive .22 LR round was once cheap and plentiful. Historically favored for it’s low recoil and economical price per round, it was often used to introduce new shooters to the sport. Reply End our suffrage now or we will fire upon you. Reply There was a time when the Salvation Army went out armed with more than bells for the Christmas collections… Reply Lt. Wilson, the photographer is REALLY SORRY he referred to you as “shorty.” Reply In the old days, mom’s didn’t demand action, they took it. Reply 4 out of 5 participants hit the target with every shot. Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! 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