Weekend Photo Caption Contest



  1. avatar Chris. says:

    “No, You lie back and wait for it to end!”

  2. avatar The Trouble with Timbo says:

    The REAL Moms Demand Action

  3. avatar ADC USN/Ret says:

    “Typical cops”

    ” One hit for five shots!”

  4. avatar Another Robert says:

    “Targets, schmargets–I don’t like that photographer’s looks…”

  5. avatar Rick the Bear says:

    The woman on the right, “You’re goin’ down!”

  6. avatar Daniel Silverman says:

    You knew about the rockets.
    Introducing the GLOCKets!

  7. avatar Jeff says:

    Come back in five days or leave in five bullets!

    1. avatar doesky2 says:

      Five fingers of Death

  8. avatar blahpony says:

    Moms Demand Semi-automatic Action

  9. avatar Jug says:

    Gotcha covered!

  10. avatar Indiana Tom says:

    The fore runner to Charlie’s Angels.

  11. avatar Sgt Frank says:

    Hey You on the end…..don’t point that at me.

  12. avatar BigDinVT says:

    War on women? We got your “war on women”. (Cathy stop trying to shoot the photographer!)

  13. avatar jwm says:

    The photographer had just an instant to regret writing Susie’s phone number on the wall of the men’s room.

  14. avatar Ing says:

    The models are ready for their glamour shot.

  15. avatar irright says:

    Secret shame-filled sexual fantasies of Michael Bloomberg.

  16. avatar Eric L says:

    Stop or my mom will shoot

  17. avatar Dave says:

    I said stop filming us now!

  18. avatar S.CROCK says:

    Lady on far right- “I told you this is a no photography allowed area!”

  19. avatar chris says:

    Make your own sandwich

  20. avatar Drew in GA says:

    Studies show that 4 out of 5 women know the four rules.

  21. avatar MarkT says:

    War on women?!
    Not here bud!
    On your way.

  22. avatar Gregolas says:

    “Lugers for Lonely Hearts Club”

    1. avatar jwm says:

      Um, those are actually Hi Standard .22s.

      1. avatar Gregolas says:

        Drat! Wasted all that alliteration.

        1. avatar Jonathan - Houston says:

          Nothing wasted. It’s funny no matter. Take your poetic license, my friend. Neither the State nor other commenters control their issue.

  23. avatar Paul53 says:

    I dream of my ex wives regularly. Notice the fingers on the triggers, and they’re dressed for the funeral.

  24. avatar Phil COV says:

    Guess which is the photographer’s ex-wife.

  25. avatar dh34 says:

    Suddenly, John the photographer regretted the one night stand with Helen.

  26. avatar Steve says:

    I can feel it, coming in the air tonight. Oh Lord.

  27. 4 out of 5 shootists agree…muzzle discipline is the most important rule of the four rules of firearm safety.

  28. avatar Mike Crognale says:

    The Salvation Army Women’s Auxiliary get’s down to business.

  29. avatar Bigred2989 says:


  30. avatar Rikoshay says:

    That’s a pretty weird shadow by the one on the right.

  31. avatar Pantera Vazquez says:

    All the ladies in unison:

    “This is how WE do it”

  32. avatar Pantera Vazquez says:

    “Bad boys, bad boys……what you gonna do.”

  33. avatar Former Water Walker says:

    These WACS ARE WAC.

  34. avatar Rikoshay says:

    Freeze Frame

  35. avatar Pieslapper says:

    Ok girls, aim for the ‘nads!

  36. avatar tk says:

    “One of these gals is not like the others…”

  37. avatar Phil COV says:

    An prime example of why women’s salaries are 80% of men’s salaries.

  38. avatar Javier says:

    Everyone warned the photographer about making short jokes in front Gertrude, but he didn’t listen.

  39. avatar TheBear says:

    “In Soviet Russia, fifth girl shoot you.”

  40. avatar v v ind says:

    “Take the ads down NOW Robert!”

  41. The original idea for “A League of Their Own” before Rosie O’Donnell got involved.

  42. “Remember that just because you’re taking out a ruthless bastard who wants to harm you in horrible ways doesn’t mean you can’t do it with the poise and grace of a true lady.”

  43. How about we say, “You’re the disease and I’m the cure.”

    No, I like “I have six little friends and they all run faster than you.”

    I know, let’s try, “I’m your huckleberry.”

    Nah, we should go with “Go ahead. Make my day.”

    I say lets just shoot that camera and go home.

  44. Some moms demand action. These moms deliver it.

  45. Now that’s what I call the teacher’s lounge.

  46. avatar Joe Torsella says:

    The alternate ending in the director’s cut of Boardwalk Empire…

  47. avatar Manny says:

    The Black Widows Social Club at their monthly meeting.

  48. avatar Alan Longnecker says:

    The producers had to slog through a lot of auditions, before they selected Diana Rigg as Mrs. Peel.

  49. avatar Gov. William J. Le Petomane says:

    Ah the 40s… when men were men and women had thick ankles.

  50. Go ahead punk, make another thigh gap comment.

  51. avatar Icyou says:

    All of Faragos ex wives gather once a year….

  52. avatar John L. says:

    Turrets 9 an 10, you are off-target for the broadside…

  53. avatar Kimberwarrior45 says:

    Um number 5, we know the press is anti-gun and how you like to express your feelings but this photographer is taking the picture FOR the team
    Hey girls, do you think the democrats will understand my, not as subtle, view and answer on their claim of a ‘war on women’ now?

  54. avatar Ridetoshoot says:

    Too Late, the photographer realized that taking pictures for his ex-wife’s pistol club was a bad idea.

  55. avatar Paul G says:

    Practice session for the USA Women’s Olympic synchronized shooting team.

  56. avatar cmeat says:

    suddenly i regretted shopping at target that morning…

    1. avatar Paul G says:

      They call it Target for a reason..

  57. avatar Jonathan - Houston says:

    Don’t bring a Polaroid to a gun fight.

  58. avatar Doug says:

    Admiral Halsey, continuing our tour, these ladies are the WAVES’ pistol team. Remarkable shots, some of them, especially that one on the right, Brunhilda. Loves to shoot. What’d I say just before that? Oh yes, Naval Intelligence thinks that somehow the Germans have managed to place an agent into the base. They’re nuts, just nuts….

  59. avatar Benjamin says:

    Firearms are Fabulous this Season!

  60. avatar Danrrz says:

    Encyclopedia entry: The now elusive .22 LR round was once cheap and plentiful. Historically favored for it’s low recoil and economical price per round, it was often used to introduce new shooters to the sport.

  61. avatar Brian says:

    End our suffrage now or we will fire upon you.

  62. avatar Somebody Else says:

    There was a time when the Salvation Army went out armed with more than bells for the Christmas collections…

  63. avatar Rick Boatright says:

    Lt. Wilson, the photographer is REALLY SORRY he referred to you as “shorty.”

  64. avatar JoeVK says:

    In the old days, mom’s didn’t demand action, they took it.

  65. avatar preston says:

    4 out of 5 participants hit the target with every shot.

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