Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - November 14, 2014 69 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: Keep It Holstered Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Tactical Pooh Edition Gun Meme of the Day: That’s One High Cat Edition 69 COMMENTS Sometimes there are humorous results from misreading a blueprint. The original Army specification sheet for the Willis jeep, for instance, called for a hood-mounted tachometer. The Willis prototype design chief, however, read this as “flakometer” with the results seen here… Reply WEEEEHAAAA! Reply DRONES !!!!!!!!! Reply PRIVATE!! That is not how you were trained to operate that equipment! Reply “Kentucky Windage” as interpreted by U.S. Army Manual as “Willey’s Holdover” Reply Move out! Reply Road rage ready! Reply Private!!! Your ass is really swinging in the wind now! I’d love to get my hands on one of those old Dodge Power Wagons….. the Mrs. would likely choke me in my sleep if I bring home any more stray trucks… Reply “Magpul: The Art of the Dynamic SUV Defensive Carbine” Reply Damn mosquitoes, they are hard to hit! Reply This winch is stuck Sarge. Reply (Channeling Samuel L. Jackson in ‘Pulp Fiction’) “Fly that quad-rotor over here one more time…I DARE YOU!!!” Reply In retrospect it is not hard to understand why the Afgan Army abandoned American supplied weapons systems. Reply Get some Gerry! Reply “While you guys are minding the pot, I’ll bring down a few geese!” Reply Wait, what? Sir if we shoot that Tiger with this thing we’ll just piss it off. Yeah and it’s gun shoots further than ours. Lots further. Reply Guys, got your ears and chin straps on? GOIN HOT!! Reply Early prototype anti-tailgating system, with optional” double-decker bus assembly for the British market. Reply “Guys, remind me again why this is called sporting clays?” Reply [O|||||||||O] Reply WHOAH!!! I didn’t think Ma Deuce kicked THAT much! Reply What happens when you have to “crap” and shoot at the same time. I didn’t want to use crap but decided it’s more family friendly. Reply “If you don’t get those damn grabbing brakes fixed I’m going to shoot you dead in your ass”!!!! ” Repeatedly”!!!! Reply I really don’t care what the F**** is going on, this thing is Awesome!!! Reply The first Bradley Reply “What do you mean MOVE OUT????? Sarge, you gotta pick one or the other… I can’t frackin shoot AND drive!!!! Reply Army budget cuts got Pvt. Slappy Johnsons seat this time. Next time he may have to pull the 37mm by hand. Reply Pew! Pew! Pew!….. Pew! Reply “Able-1, there is no artillery available to assist, but we may have another solution . Fire for effect, Jeb.” Reply Like! Reply Looks like an early “technical” like they use in Africa. Reply The sun. The Sun! Martin was inexplicably obsessed with killing it. Reply A little help…over here… Reply After seeing the destructive anti-aircraft fighting power of the quad-20mm German Flakpanzer IV “Wirbelwind” in the Hurgten Forest… The Americans did what they always do best… Improvise! Reply What the founder of Cirque Du Soleil did in WWII. Reply Yeah, we went deer hunting last weekend. Seems some of those PETA wackos came along to watch us, so we got us a couple drones too! Don’t worry; I’d got me one of those licenses for hunting drones. Anyway, does anybody know how you mount a drone, for putting it up on your wall? Reply Da plane, boss! Da plane! Tattoo finally got his wish on Fantasy Island. Reply Tacticals: The Early Prototypes Reply Not a cj or a tj, the rare half year bmgj! 0[||||]0 Reply The only way you’re going to get this parking space is over my dead body. Reply The real reason they called Biden “Crazy Joe” before he was kicked out of the service. Reply “Well gollllly, Sarge. It’s squirrel season!” Reply This shows Alpha and Bravo Squad having joined forces and are waiting for personnel from Delta to arrive with the torpedo. It is a team of dense talents able to attack all theaters of war simultaneously. Air, land and sea. At least they will as soon as Delta squad shows up. Reply No Charlie? Reply “And lo” said the Lord, “So shall Man be operator as f*ck”. And verily, Man operated. So sayeth the Lord. Thusly was man granted Vehicle-Borne Operations. Reply And the invention of Saint John the Browning with which to comply with the Lord’s commandment. Can I get an Amen? Reply Nobody and I mean nobody is calling this Dodge Weapons Carrier a Jeep again!!! Reply And… boom goes the dynamite. Reply “Yuk it up while you can, you f-cking dog. We’ll see who’s laughing once those ducks get a load of this baby.” Reply My gun works without ammo, how ’bout yours? Reply “Sarge…he’s doin’ it again…” “Just ignore him, Private. He’ll wind down eventually…” Reply That’s one hell of a hood ornament. Reply He read Sheryl Sandberg’s business book and had his own interpretation. Reply An illustration of why Hitler’s zombie cyborg duck program was abandoned. Reply With all the new toys, no one called “shotgun” Reply Pull! Reply There using the TREES!!!!! Reply “All personnel and equipment pictured above soon to be joining a police dept near you” Reply PULL! Reply If it’s up there it better hope it’s superman, because if it’s a bird or a plane it’s toast. Reply “The twin turret edition, model m-37!” Reply “While Lt. Mitchell fired up the grill, Sgt. Samuels attempted to bring down something to cook…:” Reply TTAG Three Percent Militia member Dan Zimmerman takes aim at DOJ cell phone drone spotted over Austin, TX fund-raising vent by Open Carry 50Cal Texas. Reply PULL! Reply Squirrel ! Reply “I dunno LT, it still don’t like right to me.” “Shut your pie-hole private, that’s what the book says, and we do things by the book!” “You’re holding the book upside down LT.” Reply Hang in there private! Reply He’s gonna shoot his eye out. Reply You guys shoot Godzilla’s feet, I’ll shoot him in the eye!!! Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.