Weekend Photo Caption Contest



  1. avatar Matt says:

    Say hello to my little friend!

    1. avatar ready,fire,aim says:

      Damn beat be me to it ….LOL

      1. avatar Geoff PR says:

        Ditto. Also beat me to it. Modification –

        Say hello to my little friend! – 1930’s version.

    2. avatar Bob says:

      It’s from a spaghetti western set in a Mexican town. So:

      Diga hola a mi pequeño amigo! (Spanish)
      Dite ciao al mio piccolo amico! (Italian)
      (completely out of sync with his lips) Say hello to my little friend. (dubbed English)

      1. avatar Paul on Harsens Island says:

        Totally incorrect about any connection to Italy.

        1. avatar Doug says:

          The “spaghetti Westerns” were shot in Italy, weren’t they? And dubbed pretty poorly into various language versions.

        2. avatar Geoff PR says:

          I think most were filmed in the American southwest.

          The term Spaghetti Western was because they used Italian directors and production companies. They were enamored with the Hollywood Western movie style.

        3. avatar MattT says:

          They were filmed in Spain by an Italian director. The three Eastwood movies chronicled as “The Man With No Name” are “A Fist Full of Dollars” “For a Few Dollars More” and “The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly” were the first of the genre. If I remember right the Director’s name was Sergio Leone.

      2. avatar Scott says:

        Not a spaghetti western by Sergio Leone or any of the other Italian directors. The Wild Bunch was filmed in Mexico by Sam Peckinpah.

        1. avatar MattT says:

          ^and yes, saw this after I poste

  2. avatar Bigred2989 says:

    Mucho gracias, seinor Holder.

    1. avatar v v ind says:

      I vote for this

    2. avatar aaronw says:

      Or in this case, Senior Holden?

  3. avatar Daniel Silverman says:

    NFA? What’s that?

  4. avatar SigGuy says:

    Juan, ignorant of the fact that the belt feeding the weapon had no bullets, wondered for the rest of his life why it was so ineffective at eliminating the threats…

  5. avatar publius2 says:

    Dan Zimmerman tries out Grandpas old machine gun, upgraded for hog hunting.
    (first in a series of content provided with permission of SCHWVATZ!)

  6. avatar Timmy! says:

    Jou met my leetle friend. Now say hello to his beeg brother!

  7. avatar Lost Down South says:

    Open wide and say AHHHHHHH…just like this.

  8. avatar Another Robert says:

    What’s a 1917 model machine gun doing in a Mexican village in 1913? Let me show you…

    1. avatar Gordon Wagner says:

      Where’s the “like” button again?

    2. avatar Gov. William J. Le Petomane says:

      Well, as the link points out, that’s actually a Browning 1917A1 which didn’t exist until the 1930s. Must have been an anomaly in the space-time continuum,

      1. avatar Doug says:

        …a spaghetti Western version of Back to the Future? Saw a Western with cowboys and dinosaurs once. Second oddest movie I ever saw.

  9. avatar Nate in Detroit says:

    The expression when all of your ATF paper work for your NFA item finally clears…

  10. avatar Vhyrus says:

    Et cost four hondred towsond dullars to fire dis weapon… for tvelve seconds.

  11. avatar Gordon Wagner says:

    Full auto?! Not on my budget!

  12. avatar Tom W. says:

    Look Here, Wait For Flash!!!

    Did have the honor of shooting a 1919 Browning Full Auto last year on empty fire extinguishers and AC tanks. Yes, it is that awesome.

    The pic looks more like a Vickers from the UK. Either way, open up a can of whoop ass..damn the Class III crap. I’ll take two…

  13. avatar SrsBznss says:

    Isn’t this the opening scene for “End of Watch”?

  14. avatar A-Rod says:

    That rainbow flag in the background… 1st Mexican Gay Army?

  15. avatar Bdub says:

    Best Pride float evar!!

  16. avatar dave says:

    Now, we’re ready lets try that San Jacinto thing again…

  17. avatar jwm says:

    At last, my bucket list is complete.

  18. avatar Philip Mehegan says:

    Someone shows him their latest and greatest ar, and he be like “bitch, please”

  19. avatar Indiana Tom says:

    Looks like a wild bunch to me.

  20. avatar Allen says:

    *I already know Jesus!*

  21. avatar Sammy says:

    RF celebrates the repeal of the ATF.

  22. avatar Frank says:

    What part of shall not be infringed do you not understand.

  23. avatar Phil COV says:

    “Keep the change ya filthy animal.”

  24. avatar Michael says:

    “I ordered EXTRA ONIONS on my hot dog, what part of extra don’t you understand?”

  25. avatar Paul G says:

    Try hopping the fence and running up to the White House now suckers!!

  26. avatar Broken 3ight says:

    The ugly in his later years

  27. avatar Steve from Flagpole AZ says:

    And you want to take my DAUGHTER out ? Choose any gun in the case this one’s mine! (Raised five daughters, I’m well versed in this)

  28. avatar Rikoshay says:

    Sarg from Strips finally catches Bill Muray.

    1. avatar jwm says:

      He was too old for that sh*t.

      1. avatar Rick the Bear says:

        Rikoshay & jwm: Good quips from both of you!

  29. avatar TStew says:

    Señor Roberto always cheerfully accepted his weekly assignment in the local Autodefensa, though some brought a special kind of joy to his heart…

  30. avatar aaronw says:

    Short controlled bursts were never his specialty…

  31. avatar pirateye says:

    He became known as “the most interesting man in the world.”

  32. avatar SamEnderby says:

    Molon Libré!

  33. avatar Don says:

    Die ebolies! Die!

  34. avatar Dave Lewis says:

    Look at what I bought in the El Paso Walmart

  35. avatar Bob says:

    Let me play you the song of my people!

  36. avatar tmm says:

    “You dig.”

  37. avatar Walter N. Johnson says:

    Hey Isis turn around I have something for you!

  38. avatar Wielsucker (@Wielsucker) says:

    Get some..

  39. avatar JJVP says:

    Background checks? I don’t need no stinking brackground checks.

  40. avatar B Fitts says:

    “I won’t roll over like the Canadian Prime Minister.”

  41. avatar Tim L says:

    “Who forgot to hook up the water hose? My barrel is melting!!!”

  42. avatar tony says:

    I got your 72 virgins right here.

  43. avatar Pantera Vazquez says:

    “Orale Putos Gringos!!!………A la chingada!!!…..”

    (the “true” yell which inspired the Mexican revolution)

    1. avatar Another Robert says:

      Really? Odd, I understood the Mexican Revolution was a rising against a native Mexican Zapotec indio named Diaz who had owned the government since the 1880s.

  44. avatar Gunr says:

    Viva Zapata!

  45. avatar jwm says:

    The Screen Actors Guild strike of 68 turned ugly.

  46. avatar DangerousDave says:

    “Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to discuss our lord Jesus Christ?”

  47. avatar bandolero says:

    Hey! Hombre!

  48. avatar Tallen says:

    “…and then they said they’d come for my guns.”

  49. avatar Jeff Layton says:

    Nancy Pelosi (down range), but I made it illegal for you to have that!?

  50. avatar Bob says:

    The Vickers has a large crank handle on the right side that moves as the gun fires. It also has spade grips and if you aren’t careful the handle can hit your hand.

  51. It’s good to be the King.

  52. avatar John B says:

    How he became “the most interesting man in the world.”

  53. avatar saabo says:

    Me at the gun range

  54. avatar IdahoPete says:

    Badges? Badges? We don’ need no stinkin’ badges!

  55. avatar zeos says:

    “Look at meeeee! I’m shooting an anachronism.”


  56. avatar Sgt Frank says:

    I told you no starch in the cuffs.

  57. avatar Tim Reilly says:

    “I hate piñatas.”

  58. avatar bastiches says:

    “Nobody [messes] with the Jesus.”

  59. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

    “Say hello to my beeg, noisy fren….”

  60. avatar Bob in Washington says:

    This is what I will look like at the Texas Firearms Festival.

  61. avatar Caesar9 says:

    The all NEW NERF CYCLE STORM 7000. Shoots amazingly fast… nine-hundred balls a minute fast… overwhelm your friends with non-stop action… so much action they wont be able to return a round!… reach out to an amazing range of 30ft… new NERF STORMHOWL technology makes the realistic sounds of real ammunition as it rips through the air… intimidate the competition with the included ten ball belt feed system… WOW!… REMEMBER, ITS NERF OR NOTHING!

  62. avatar Rick the Bear says:

    I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!

  63. avatar Jose says:

    “My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!”

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