Weekend Photo Caption Contest



  1. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    Now THIS, is a mom demanding action.
    And it’s clearly gun sense, as can be seen by the length of the belt. And two hands, two gats. Makes total gun sense…

  2. avatar Bigred2989 says:

    Dad gets a revolver, mom gets a machine gun. Does the daughter get a tank?

  3. avatar Al says:

    All right, boys.

    Will it be Russian Roulette, or American?

  4. avatar Scottlac says:

    Now, all you politicians back out the door nice and easy and no one gets hurt.

    1. avatar Scottlac says:

      “Shall NOT be infringed”!

  5. avatar Rick the Bear says:

    One of you is the father, and we’re going to find out who!

  6. avatar Ebenezer Bowman says:

    Because a restraining order is just a piece of paper.

  7. avatar Bryan says:

    So this is how liberal fund raisers started!

  8. avatar Sgt Frank says:

    “I said dinner is being served, now!”

  9. avatar JasonM says:

    Sally’s garter holster was very uncomfortable, but today she was glad she had used it.

  10. avatar neiowa says:

    Congressmen – shut down the air routes and close the damn border. NOW

    EBOLA in America – brought to you by Barack Hussein Obama and the democrat party

  11. avatar Ing says:

    Mrs. Vickers was not amused.

  12. avatar Don says:

    Ms. Vickers and her bodyguard testify in front of the 113th congressional committee on woman’s issues.

  13. avatar A-Rod says:

    Nick and Nora’s Thin Man became Nick and Nora’s Perferated Man.

    1. avatar Philip says:

      thats who I thought they were as well!caption: the poor woman had seen Monty Python and the Holy grail so many times that she cornered the dinner party and was demanding a”shrubbery”. The dinner party in turn, got “their largest scales” and determined she was a witch!

  14. avatar Jarhead1982 says:


  15. avatar Gunr says:

    So now are you going to take us seriously, do we get the part for Bonnie and Clyde?

  16. avatar mobtek says:


  17. avatar Phil COV says:

    “Say ‘what’ again muthafu**a, I double-dog-dare you!”

    1. avatar Geoff PR says:


  18. avatar Another Robert says:

    Gentlemen, when Mrs. Charles says “White tie and tails only”, she means it!

  19. avatar AlleyF says:

    The woman the left forgot.

  20. avatar B Fitts says:

    No! You get in the kitchen and do the dishes!

  21. avatar jwm says:

    Mary’s idea of a super fast vasectomy clinic never really caught on.

  22. avatar whiskeytangofoxtrot says:

    Ok, ok, we take it back- “shoot like a girl” is a GOOD thing!

  23. avatar Paul53 says:

    Returning to Kansas from OZ left Dorothy with a slight case of PTSD.

    1. avatar bontai Joe says:

      Now that there is FUNNY!!!!!

  24. avatar Gregolas says:

    “God made men. Hiram Maxim made one equal to 50.”

  25. avatar Bob Smith says:

    Whatever else happens, we have got
    The Vickers gun and they have not.

    Hat tip the the old poem about a Maxim gun.

  26. avatar Michael Davis says:

    “Now Hillary…”

  27. avatar aaronw says:

    “Lady, calm down. You were hired to pose for the Maxim PHOTO shoot…”

  28. avatar Michael Calmes says:

    Hellooo Boyssss!!!

  29. avatar Logan says:

    The couples outfits blew everyone at the party away.

  30. avatar Royal Tony says:

    “No one leaves this party ’til someone fesses up to drinking my last bottle of Pliny.”

  31. avatar Werechicken says:

    “Entertainment Weekly has learned that Miramax wants to reboot James Cameron’s ‘Titanic,’ with a script rewrite by Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez. Jack will be played by Jason Statham and Rose will be played by Rose McGowan. John Woo is in talks to direct, so expect the white doves of symbolism.”

  32. avatar neko says:

    Bureaucrats!!! Pew pew pew pew

  33. avatar JackieO says:

    OK baby, give’em the whole nine yards.

    1. avatar Bob says:

      Bravo! to someone who knows where that saying came from. All the bullets on the whole nine yards of machine gun belt.

      1. avatar A-Rod says:

        Wrong. You are seriously going to shoot 27 feet of ammo at someone? The expression ‘Whole Nine Yards’ predates belt fed machine guns. Let’s be logical about this…. 27 Feet or nine yards of ammo. How much would that weigh? How many rounds is that? Could you even shoot 27 feet of ammo and not melt the barrel?

        1. avatar JSF01 says:

          Umm, I am going to have to say it is you who are wrong unless you have have evidence of it actually predating machine guns. While I don’t actually have any belts to measure I can mathematically come up with a good approximation of how many rounds you would have in a 9 yard belt and it’s not really that much ammo. Now working with the assumption that most likely that the machine gun in question would most likely be .30-06, take 20 cartridges and line them up all touching each other and measure the length. I came up with 9.25 inches, though of course the belt would add space between the cartridges so let’s call it 10 inches. 9 Yards is 27 feet which is 324 inches, which gives you 32.4 ten inch segments. multiply 32.4 times 20 cartridges per segment gives you a total of only 648 cartridges. Even that high of a number is is pretty safe to say is an over estimate of how many cartridges are in 9 yards as it leaves the belt adding only .039 thousandth of an inch between cartridges, which is about the thickness of a credit card plus 2-3 sheets of paper.

          Now 500 rounds with out a belt fit in a standard ammo can like this
          So it’s safe to say 650 rounds with a belt is manageable especially when you factor in early machine guns, and battlefield tactics. The tactics of the day still consisted of mass charges against enemy positions, with heavy machine guns which were often water cooled meant to be set up as fixed gun emplacements and provide suppressive fire and defending against enemy charges. That also answers you question on when you are going to shoot that much ammo at someone, when that some one is an enemy army using mass the mass charging tactics that were popular in the early days of machine guns, like what often happened in WWI.

          A water cooled machine gun I would also expect won’t melt the barrel after only 650 rounds of mostly continuous fire, not that it’s good for the barrel or the firearm itself, but when you have tens of thousands of enemy troops charging at you, it is acceptable to be a little heavy on the trigger.

        2. avatar A-Rod says:

          Wikipedia and Google are your friends. I’ll let you do the research.

        3. avatar Paul G. says:

          There are literally dozens of explanations for the term. The gun belt one, supposedly regarding the P-51 Mustang’s ammo load, is not likely as the original. Football and “fourth and long” definitely predate WWII.

  34. avatar Paul53 says:

    A photo from “The TSA Museum” hand inscribed on the back by Vice President Cheney with “How I would have done it!”

  35. avatar CCDWGuy says:

    I asked for a MRAP and look what I got, it you politicians can’t get it right I’m going to use it on you!!

  36. avatar Jarhead1982 says:

    Next one of you schmo’s ask IS IT READY YET AND POW, RIGHT IN THE KISSER!

  37. avatar Bob says:

    Does that old thing still shoot?


    Sorry ma’am. I meant the machine gun, not you.

  38. avatar James in MO says:

    Quite the juxtaposition:

    “New York reload” next to “Reload?! We don’t need no stinkin’ reload!”

  39. avatar Tom Hazel says:

    I’m aimin’ at what you’s value the most. Now give it up or you’s lady friends ain’t gonna find dey gettin’ any more ‘sugah’ from ‘Sugar Daddy”.

  40. avatar Bruce Bogle says:

    Who says I don’t have control over my body???????

  41. avatar Allen says:

    *We don’t want any damn magazines!*

  42. avatar sven79 says:

    I said don’t move, or I’ll shoot you in your “little friends.”

  43. avatar Kenneth Kish says:

    Annie, get your gun.

    1. avatar Geoff PR says:

      Annie got her gun…

  44. avatar Tumbles says:

    For the last time,
    where are your concealed carry permits??

  45. avatar Bruce Bogle says:

    Another one:

    Who left the seat up?

  46. avatar jdb says:

    “When I said Darling had a machine gun, I wasn’t kidding around.”

  47. avatar Scott D. says:

    Go ahead. Do “Jazz Hands” one more time. It’s hilarious.

  48. avatar KCK says:

    Ha, men, there’s no water for the cooling jacket, she’ll never get us all before the barrel melts.

  49. avatar Javier says:

    The next man that says I can’t do something loses the family jewels.

  50. avatar Ebenezer Bowman says:

    Day 1: Women’s Lib UC Berkley

  51. avatar JR LORENCZ says:

    I said go home, the party is over, and I have a headache!

  52. avatar Mark says:

    “I bought her a sewing machine for our anniversary and she immediately traded it in for this. Do I have any reason to be worried?…”

  53. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

    Pa, me & Tony’s getting hitched whether you like it or not, so start walking me down that isle NOW!!!

  54. avatar Anthon Noire says:

    Affirmative Action. I was reminded immediately of the scholarship ratio for men to women.

  55. avatar Gunr says:

    He might get a few of us with those revolvers, and she might get several of us until that twisted belt gets up to the loading port, then it’s all over for them.

  56. avatar Paul G. says:

    Dinners over….now I want to see everybody DANCE!!

  57. avatar mike oregon says:

    Now that I have your attention, lift the seat, aim, close lid, any questions?

  58. avatar dh34 says:

    Aim for the head!

  59. avatar Joseph B. Campbell says:

    “Now what do I do Miss Daisy?”

  60. avatar jesse bogan says:

    I have told you for the last time, I Don’t Want Any Help From The Government. Get Out Now.

  61. avatar GunTotinDem says:

    .380 my ass

  62. avatar pieslapper says:

    There is no overkill, only open fire and time to reload.

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