Weekend Photo Caption Contest

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(h/t DrVino)


  1. avatar El Mac says:

    That is one dumbass airsoft operator.

  2. avatar RDSmith says:

    Dual-wielding at its finest

  3. avatar HeySpanky says:

    Nom nom nom nom!

  4. avatar Jjt says:

    The new mouth holster is being developed as a way to circumvent Myanmar’s highly restrictive concealed carry laws.

  5. avatar Bigred2989 says:

    They didn’t expect he’d take “eat lead” so literally.

  6. avatar Mark says:

    “There goes Philippe shooting his mouth off again.”

    1. avatar 2maik7 says:

      haha!!!! touche!

    2. avatar Grindstone says:

      If this doesn’t win, there is no justice in the world.

  7. avatar GunTotinDem says:

    Pindar always wondered about the “From my cold dead hands” translation from Google translate

  8. avatar 2maik7 says:


  9. avatar aaronw says:

    When the village sorcerer told the young man, “wear this garment and guns cannot hurt you” it was taken a bit too literally…

  10. avatar HeySpanky says:

    Ah, flying hot lead. The universal language.

  11. avatar unclenunzie says:

    All your bullets are belong to me.

    1. avatar Phil COV says:

      hehehe, references…

  12. avatar 2AMexican says:

    Having run out of room in his rectum, Basideb from Bangladesh was quick to improvise……

  13. avatar Joe R. says:

    “One more move and the bleeep buys-it” : D

  14. avatar Rikoshay says:

    Very Good trigger finger discipline.

  15. avatar Gunr says:

    Somebody say they needed a mouthpiece?

  16. avatar Gregolas says:

    Gandalf forbade Pippin to come on the quest, until Pippin showed his prowess with weapons.

  17. avatar Lurker_Of_Lurkiness says:

    Bob lamented that he had the worst superpower ever.

  18. avatar mirgc says:

    What DemandingMomsforAction think OpenCarry is.

  19. avatar tmm says:

    …because he didn’t have enough holes in his head…

  20. avatar Adam says:

    The new Atkins Low Carbine Diet

  21. avatar brentm3 says:

    Now THAT is what I call an assault rifle.

  22. Uh, no, cheekweld shouldn’t hurt

  23. avatar Mike L says:

    Mayhem in 3…2…1…

  24. avatar Joel says:

    Village idiot Ingbal Pratakoshoyin misunderstands the meaning of the term “gun food.”

  25. avatar Phil COV says:

    He’s very popular in some circles.

  26. avatar Joel says:

    A case of crossfire gone terribly wrong

  27. avatar Joel says:

    A scene from the auditions for David Letterman’s stupid human tricks

  28. avatar DBM says:

    Just shooting his mouth off again.

  29. avatar Michael in GA says:

    We have our poster child for caliber wars!
    “If you ain’t shootin’ .45, yer just pokin’ holes!”

  30. avatar Joel says:

    Well, if my snappy outfits don’t get the attention of the ladies, maybe NOW they’ll notice me.

  31. avatar pieslapper says:

    So this is how you shoot 2 gun !

  32. avatar Joel says:

    I dunno officer. I was just talkin’ trash to these guys who were demonstrating at an open carry event, next thing I know…..THIS!!

  33. avatar R82997 says:

    When he opens up and shoots his mouth off, it’s with both barrels!

  34. avatar Joel says:

    Mom was right, I need to stop taking every dare so seriously

  35. avatar Sammy says:

    One of the Ecuadorian pan flute players Obama claims is so desperately needed to spur the US economy.

  36. avatar Joel says:

    Even for Al Queda, these initiation rites are a bit over the top.

  37. avatar Joel says:

    Next on Extreme Toothbrushing!!!!!

  38. avatar Sammy says:

    My guns do my talking for me.

  39. avatar wrc says:


    (google it)

  40. avatar Joel says:

    I’m so angry I could spit lead!

  41. avatar Joel says:

    Villagers tell the story of a man whose bad breath could actually kill.

  42. avatar Gov. William J. Le Petomane says:

    It’s amazing what you can do after being shot in the mouth with a .50BMG while yawning.

  43. avatar JeffR says:

    This guy has not one, but two MP5s. Life is not fair.

    1. avatar Phil COV says:

      Ha! And this is him rubbing our face in it… sort of.

  44. avatar tfunk says:

    Always mindful of the Four Rules, Kuljeet impressed the other members of the Mouseketeer Militia greatly.

  45. avatar Marty the Lett says:

    Shooting out of both sides of his mouth..

    1. avatar Fyrewerx says:

      Makes him qualified to be a politician.

  46. avatar Jake Franklin i says:

    took the meaning of eat lead literally

  47. avatar Mike Silver says:

    Hey Kirsten Joy Weiss …. bet you can’t do this!

  48. avatar Gabe says:

    Third world HK snobs are more obnoxious than first world HK snobs.

  49. avatar SpeleoFool says:

    Attempting to one-up the spectacle of sword swallowing by using guns in place of blades fails to entertain as hoped.

  50. avatar SpeleoFool says:

    This is why the general public cannot be trusted with firearms. Only police and military who have been properly trained to handle firearms should be allowed to have them. This is why we can’t have nice things.

  51. avatar jwm says:

    3 holes, no waiting.

  52. avatar Alex P. says:

    No, you see, tongue and cheek is a figure of speech.

  53. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    Lahhjh pppphhhh lalala
    Mmph haaaaaa

  54. avatar Kim Smith says:


  55. avatar uncommon_sense says:

    Mr. Nanjing has so many firearms that he quite literally has guns coming out of his ears!

  56. avatar Ted says:

    It’s not open carry, piercings are jewelry!

  57. avatar Fuque says:

    Finally!!, a way to shut up the anti’s!

  58. avatar Jamie in ND says:

    Here’s a nice POS.

  59. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

    Only Bob, manager of Space Mountain, thought that having “Body Piercing Day” and “Don’t Tread On Me Day” on the same day would be a bad idea for DisneyWorld….

  60. avatar Stinkeye says:

    No, no, no: it’s “cheek WELD”, not “cheek WIELD”!

  61. avatar James Oddie says:

    That’s gotta hurt. Is it not even photoshopped?

  62. avatar BLAMMO says:

    When you run out of room for tats and things to pierce, you really have to improvise.

  63. avatar TigerSmith70 says:

    Trigger discipline: Delta or no Delta, that’s a hot weapon.

  64. avatar Larry says:

    I called as soon as your son said he was gonna eat his gun.

  65. avatar borg says:

    I have heard the term “eating my gun” but this is ridiculous.

  66. avatar Mark B says:

    MP5, the only body jewelry that will blow everyone’s mind with one look

    1. avatar Jon says:

      “… Our fall fashion line turned out to be a big hit with Al Quaida and ISIS; they were ecstatic!”

  67. avatar Pseudo says:

    “Sick, bro, what gauge are those piercings?”
    “Gauge? These are 9mms. I only wear my shotguns on the weekends.”

  68. avatar Jim says:

    Cheekweld…you’re doing it wrong!

  69. avatar theheineken says:

    Fresh out of ideas for his Red Hot Muzzle Brake tests, MattV2099 turned to the third world and was able to incorporate a human element into his testing.

  70. avatar John L. says:

    This is why friends don’t let friends shoot Hi-Points.

  71. avatar Phil COV says:

    Nobody noticed he was sans-pants.

  72. avatar Phil COV says:

    That’s great. But I’ll take the number 23 with white rice.

  73. avatar Phil COV says:

    The clothing choice for the protest was Mickey Mouse, Angry Birds or Grandma’s kitchen apron. Nobody won.

  74. avatar Phil COV says:

    I wonder if this guy has stupid shit tattooed on his body in English.

  75. avatar Curtis in IL says:

    There truly is no limit to human stupidity.

    That’s not a contest entry, just an observation.

  76. avatar Phil COV says:

    “Look at me! Am I popular yet?”

  77. avatar Doc Hendo says:

    Some speak with their mouths, some let their guns speak for them. Some are still confused as to which idea is best.

  78. avatar Bigred2989 says:



  79. avatar Mike says:

    These MP5s won’t suck start themselves you know…

  80. avatar Paul53 says:

    Oh great! 2 more mouths to feed!

  81. avatar Paul53 says:

    My argument for universal gun education in schools.

  82. avatar sven79 says:

    Uh, I think he’s doing it wrong.

  83. avatar Former Water Walker says:


  84. avatar brdflu says:

    Two MP5s One Mouth

  85. avatar C. Blank says:

    Armed to the teeth

  86. avatar Matt in Idaho says:

    Because hk says you suck, and they hate you…

  87. avatar PT Clay says:

    This one-time customer at the local body piercing parlor is not impressed with the end result….

  88. avatar Alan Longnecker says:

    That’s making a statement.

  89. avatar i4pple says:

    They say a bullet sounds the same in every language. At least whatever ends up coming out of his mouth is s*** I’ll understand.

  90. avatar JohnF says:

    (cue German beer hall music) “Roll out the barrels, we’ll have barrels of fun!” bump, bump, bump…

  91. avatar Paul says:

    MISDIRECTION…. drawing attention away from the fact that you’re wearing a dress.

  92. avatar Tim says:

    This must be that gun porn I’ve heard so much about.

    1. avatar Anonymous says:

      My thoughts exactly – pornographic.

      What is he doing with those holes in his face when he doesn’t have guns in them. Really weird.

  93. avatar gojoe says:

    Surely this will bring fear to the heart of the infidel; or perhaps just a slight grin to his face.

  94. avatar S. Cautela says:

    Obviously a member of the “All Handgun Calibers Suck” chorus.

  95. avatar SteveX says:

    Dental DAMN!

  96. avatar Jon says:

    Those piercings turned out to be not as great of an idea as he thought they’d be…

  97. avatar Oneeye says:

    Is that called a through and through???

  98. avatar v v ind says:

    On a more serious note, thanks for helping break the OFWG stereotype.

  99. avatar jdb says:

    Secretly, Mickey Mouse loves violence and grotesque displays.

  100. avatar Mister Fleas says:

    “Look at me! I’m an Attention Whore!”

    1. avatar Jon says:

      That just about sums it up.

  101. avatar Paul53 says:

    Ever look at something novel and just know it wont end well?

  102. avatar Kevin says:

    E’boee ‘eh ‘own

    Ith iths uh wobbewy!!!

  103. avatar Alan In FL says:

    Airsoft DP style.

  104. avatar Michigunner says:

    The English to Indonesian translation of “cheek weld” has been problematic for Google.

  105. avatar NotoriousAPP says:

    Want to see my O-face

  106. avatar Oxygenthief says:

    Assault Chopsticks Challenge: Accepted!

  107. avatar cmeat says:

    mmm… black licorice. do you like my new earrings?

  108. avatar Mike says:

    Color him stupid!

  109. avatar Kyle says:

    Airsofters are weird.

  110. avatar Big Daddy says:

    OK now I know I am a gun nut. I noticed the MP5 type weapons way before I realized he had both barrels through his cheeks. In fact I was more focused for a long time on those guns trying to figure out what version they where and just happen to notice what he was doing with them. So yes I admit it I am and have always been a gun nut. In this case though no therapy is necessary since love of guns is in no way anything that needs to be changed or fixed despite what liberals say.

  111. avatar 2Alpha says:

    How first person shooter cameras work.

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