Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - October 10, 2014 122 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email (h/t DrVino) RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR New From X Products: X-1 Stand Alone Launcher (NOT a Firearm) The Gundie Awards Nears One Million Votes Merry Christmas! Tell Us About Your Holiday and What You Are Packing! 122 COMMENTS That is one dumbass airsoft operator. Reply Dual-wielding at its finest Reply Nom nom nom nom! Reply The new mouth holster is being developed as a way to circumvent Myanmar’s highly restrictive concealed carry laws. Reply They didn’t expect he’d take “eat lead” so literally. Reply “There goes Philippe shooting his mouth off again.” Reply haha!!!! touche! Reply If this doesn’t win, there is no justice in the world. Reply Pindar always wondered about the “From my cold dead hands” translation from Google translate Reply WHAT THE SHIT?! Reply winner Reply When the village sorcerer told the young man, “wear this garment and guns cannot hurt you” it was taken a bit too literally… Reply Ah, flying hot lead. The universal language. Reply All your bullets are belong to me. Reply hehehe, references… Reply Having run out of room in his rectum, Basideb from Bangladesh was quick to improvise…… Reply “One more move and the bleeep buys-it” : D Reply Very Good trigger finger discipline. Reply Somebody say they needed a mouthpiece? Reply Gandalf forbade Pippin to come on the quest, until Pippin showed his prowess with weapons. Reply Bob lamented that he had the worst superpower ever. Reply Cheeky devil! Reply What DemandingMomsforAction think OpenCarry is. Reply …because he didn’t have enough holes in his head… Reply The new Atkins Low Carbine Diet Reply Now THAT is what I call an assault rifle. Reply Uh, no, cheekweld shouldn’t hurt Reply Mayhem in 3…2…1… Reply Village idiot Ingbal Pratakoshoyin misunderstands the meaning of the term “gun food.” Reply He’s very popular in some circles. Reply A case of crossfire gone terribly wrong Reply A scene from the auditions for David Letterman’s stupid human tricks Reply Just shooting his mouth off again. Reply We have our poster child for caliber wars! “If you ain’t shootin’ .45, yer just pokin’ holes!” Reply Well, if my snappy outfits don’t get the attention of the ladies, maybe NOW they’ll notice me. Reply So this is how you shoot 2 gun ! Reply I dunno officer. I was just talkin’ trash to these guys who were demonstrating at an open carry event, next thing I know…..THIS!! Reply When he opens up and shoots his mouth off, it’s with both barrels! Reply Mom was right, I need to stop taking every dare so seriously Reply One of the Ecuadorian pan flute players Obama claims is so desperately needed to spur the US economy. Reply Even for Al Queda, these initiation rites are a bit over the top. Reply Next on Extreme Toothbrushing!!!!! Reply My guns do my talking for me. Reply MOAR DAKKA (google it) Reply I’m so angry I could spit lead! Reply Villagers tell the story of a man whose bad breath could actually kill. Reply It’s amazing what you can do after being shot in the mouth with a .50BMG while yawning. Reply This guy has not one, but two MP5s. Life is not fair. Reply Ha! And this is him rubbing our face in it… sort of. Reply Always mindful of the Four Rules, Kuljeet impressed the other members of the Mouseketeer Militia greatly. Reply Shooting out of both sides of his mouth.. Reply Makes him qualified to be a politician. Reply took the meaning of eat lead literally Reply Hey Kirsten Joy Weiss …. bet you can’t do this! Reply Third world HK snobs are more obnoxious than first world HK snobs. Reply Attempting to one-up the spectacle of sword swallowing by using guns in place of blades fails to entertain as hoped. Reply This is why the general public cannot be trusted with firearms. Only police and military who have been properly trained to handle firearms should be allowed to have them. This is why we can’t have nice things. Reply 3 holes, no waiting. Reply No, you see, tongue and cheek is a figure of speech. Reply Lahhjh pppphhhh lalala Mmph haaaaaa Reply OOps! Reply Mr. Nanjing has so many firearms that he quite literally has guns coming out of his ears! Reply It’s not open carry, piercings are jewelry! Reply Finally!!, a way to shut up the anti’s! Reply Here’s a nice POS. Reply Only Bob, manager of Space Mountain, thought that having “Body Piercing Day” and “Don’t Tread On Me Day” on the same day would be a bad idea for DisneyWorld…. Reply No, no, no: it’s “cheek WELD”, not “cheek WIELD”! Reply That’s gotta hurt. Is it not even photoshopped? Reply When you run out of room for tats and things to pierce, you really have to improvise. Reply Trigger discipline: Delta or no Delta, that’s a hot weapon. Reply I called as soon as your son said he was gonna eat his gun. Reply I have heard the term “eating my gun” but this is ridiculous. Reply MP5, the only body jewelry that will blow everyone’s mind with one look Reply “… Our fall fashion line turned out to be a big hit with Al Quaida and ISIS; they were ecstatic!” Reply “Sick, bro, what gauge are those piercings?” “Gauge? These are 9mms. I only wear my shotguns on the weekends.” Reply Cheekweld…you’re doing it wrong! Reply Fresh out of ideas for his Red Hot Muzzle Brake tests, MattV2099 turned to the third world and was able to incorporate a human element into his testing. Reply This is why friends don’t let friends shoot Hi-Points. Reply Nobody noticed he was sans-pants. Reply That’s great. But I’ll take the number 23 with white rice. Reply The clothing choice for the protest was Mickey Mouse, Angry Birds or Grandma’s kitchen apron. Nobody won. Reply I wonder if this guy has stupid shit tattooed on his body in English. Reply There truly is no limit to human stupidity. That’s not a contest entry, just an observation. Reply “Look at me! Am I popular yet?” Reply Some speak with their mouths, some let their guns speak for them. Some are still confused as to which idea is best. Reply I SHALL NOW SING YOU THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE BANG BANG BANG BANG Reply These MP5s won’t suck start themselves you know… Reply Oh great! 2 more mouths to feed! Reply My argument for universal gun education in schools. Reply Uh, I think he’s doing it wrong. Reply WTF! Reply Two MP5s One Mouth Reply Armed to the teeth Reply Because hk says you suck, and they hate you… Reply This one-time customer at the local body piercing parlor is not impressed with the end result…. Reply That’s making a statement. Reply They say a bullet sounds the same in every language. At least whatever ends up coming out of his mouth is s*** I’ll understand. Reply (cue German beer hall music) “Roll out the barrels, we’ll have barrels of fun!” bump, bump, bump… Reply MISDIRECTION…. drawing attention away from the fact that you’re wearing a dress. Reply This must be that gun porn I’ve heard so much about. Reply My thoughts exactly – pornographic. What is he doing with those holes in his face when he doesn’t have guns in them. Really weird. Reply Surely this will bring fear to the heart of the infidel; or perhaps just a slight grin to his face. Reply Obviously a member of the “All Handgun Calibers Suck” chorus. Reply Dental DAMN! Reply Those piercings turned out to be not as great of an idea as he thought they’d be… Reply Is that called a through and through??? Reply On a more serious note, thanks for helping break the OFWG stereotype. Reply Secretly, Mickey Mouse loves violence and grotesque displays. Reply “Look at me! I’m an Attention Whore!” Reply That just about sums it up. Reply Ever look at something novel and just know it wont end well? Reply E’boee ‘eh ‘own Ith iths uh wobbewy!!! Reply Airsoft DP style. Reply The English to Indonesian translation of “cheek weld” has been problematic for Google. Reply Want to see my O-face Reply Assault Chopsticks Challenge: Accepted! Reply mmm… black licorice. do you like my new earrings? Reply Color him stupid! Reply Airsofters are weird. Reply Spitting lead. Reply OK now I know I am a gun nut. I noticed the MP5 type weapons way before I realized he had both barrels through his cheeks. In fact I was more focused for a long time on those guns trying to figure out what version they where and just happen to notice what he was doing with them. So yes I admit it I am and have always been a gun nut. In this case though no therapy is necessary since love of guns is in no way anything that needs to be changed or fixed despite what liberals say. 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