Weekend Photo Caption Contest



[h/t JaxD]


  1. avatar Bigred2989 says:


    1. avatar Daniel Silverman says:

      Helping the De-Angelo family stay out of jail since 1930.

  2. avatar Robert W says:

    “Be FREEE!!!!”

    …”Damnit Bob, I told you guns can’t fly!”

  3. avatar alanhinMN says:

    The NYPD Make a Wish Foundation.

  4. avatar SD3 says:

    “Boating accidents”

    Ur doin ti rong.

  5. avatar JAS says:

    Evidence? We don’t need no stinkin’ evidence!

  6. avatar Gunr says:

    What you don’t see is the boat Captain saying to himself; “Those ass holes don’t know we are in only four feet of water, and its high tide. In a few hours this place will be an island, and I’ll be back out here picking up all this stuff!”

  7. avatar ensitue says:

    Warwick, RI Police Ditch .9mm for .40 Ammo

    1. avatar SD3 says:

      There ya’ go…

  8. avatar ensitue says:

    Warwick, RI Police to Ditch .9mm for .40 Ammo

  9. avatar dave says:

    Filing the Fast and Furious evidence alongside the IRS emails..

  10. avatar RockOnHellChild says:

    That police militarization thing wasn’t so scary back in the 50’s…

  11. avatar dimakorayno says:

    We’re gonna need a bigger boat.

  12. avatar an everyday normal guy says:

    Cry havoc!, and let slip the dogs of war!

  13. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    Pray for the Dogfish….

  14. avatar Bgryphon says:

    “if you really love something, let it go…”

  15. avatar gloomhound says:

    Here is a “Photo Caption” for you: Damn Shame.

  16. avatar Colt Magnum says:

    Proof that the idiocy of the New York establishment has been around for decades.

  17. avatar Bob in Washington says:

    Government arming the rebels of Atlantis.

  18. avatar BaconFart says:

    It flew off by itself!

  19. avatar imrambi says:

    This is what we think of your right to keep and bear arms.

  20. avatar Stinkeye says:

    Evidence from officer-involved shootings being “filed”.

    1. avatar Jus Bill says:


  21. avatar the ruester says:

    “Aren’t you worried criminals will just do the same thing?”

    “…you know, you’re right! It would be a lot easier if we just bought them at a parking lot, no questions asked, and then melted them down into ugly modern art!”

    And the “buy-back” was born…

  22. avatar kbad says:

    “I guess with all the Mayors new gun laws, we won’t be needing these anymore.”


    Eric Holder’s, lesser known, “Fast and the Fishiest”

  23. avatar DeeBo says:


    say good bye to your gun rights.

  24. avatar Ralphie says:

    Men, with all the new gun regulations expected to pass in the future we won’t be needing these.

  25. avatar Nick says:

    “After numerous police involved shootings of innocent civilians, the NYPD Firearm Training Division overhauled their curriculum. Freshly trained staff of the NYPD Maritime Patrol demonstrate the improved tactics.”

  26. avatar Joel says:

    The Nassau Police Marine Division, inspired by the tv series McHale’s navy.

    1. avatar the ruester says:

      lol I was thinking “CPO Sharkey”

  27. avatar rammerjammer says:

    Because OGs can’t swim we’ll put ’em down below

  28. avatar Joel says:

    Here we see officers of the Nassau County Police working in conjunction with the EPA to construct the first ever surplus handgun artificial reef. Every little bit helps boys.

  29. avatar Ing says:

    The original “unfortunate boating accident.”
    Gun control means hitting the lake you threw your gun at.

  30. avatar SigGuy says:

    Guess they heard that the seals would be needing some pistols.

  31. avatar Joel says:

    Nassau County Police Captain Michael Finnerty, here seen pushing Officer Raymond O’Toole overboard for failure to meet his parking ticket quota for the month of May.

  32. avatar Sammy says:

    The ammo shortage results in police departments nation wide using guns the only way left to them.

  33. avatar Joel says:

    Feeding the Trigger Fish.

    1. avatar Daniel S. says:

      “From the makers of dynamite fishing”

  34. avatar scooter says:

    Worse than smashing a perfectly good bottle of bubbly for the boats christening!

  35. avatar Joel says:

    Members of an ultra secret wing of PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals), disguised as Nassau County Police officers, here seen arming fish in an attempt to even the odds against evil fisherman.

  36. avatar Jus Bill says:

    So I click on the picture, and I land on the NY Post page with the headline Workers at trendy brunch spot forced to poop in cup. [ http://nypost.com/2014/07/11/workers-at-trendy-brunch-spot-forced-to-poop-in-cup/ ] Could that be the caption?

  37. avatar blahpony says:

    As God as my witness, I thought revolvers could fly.

    1. avatar Gregolas says:

      Winner! He gets a boxed set of WKRP.

  38. avatar Joel says:

    North Korean sailors, here disguised as Nassau County Police Officers, preparing to unleash armed dolphins on an unsuspecting US populace.

  39. avatar Kim Burr says:

    No quote here, just an observation – the 2nd officer from the right appears to be wearing a bit of fresh “guano” on his hat & the suit next to him looks like he’s trying to ward off the splash…

    Oh, and one more thing; the photographer was probably sitting in an adjacent boat and ready for the ‘Catch of the Day”.

    That is all.

  40. avatar SpeleoFool says:

    Good job, men. Now nothing bad will ever happen again!

  41. avatar Zachary marrs says:

    First documented case of a “boating accident”

  42. avatar John in AK says:

    The Nassau County Police chum the ocean waters off New York City in hopes of attracting a school of ravenous Assault Weapons.

  43. avatar PeteRR says:

    “Guys, I’m pretty sure this isn’t how you skeet shoot.”

  44. avatar Jay1987 says:

    Oh shit they’re arming Jaws & yall are just sitting here making jokes!?!?!? Egads!!! Think of the children!! Think of the carnage!!!

  45. avatar Jeff says:

    Our Mafai paymaster will be happy 15 more Republicans are now unarmed!

  46. avatar Gregolas says:

    “Come, sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip,
    That started from this Nassau port aboard this tiny ship.
    The cops were out to get rid of guns, and this they’d do for sure,
    Five policemen set sail that day with condemned guns de jure, get rid of crime for sure.
    The landlubbers were getting sick, and more than guns were tossed,
    ‘Fore long uniforms and illegal gats with vomit were embossed.
    Such stupid stunts have never served to prevent a single crime,
    But politicians, and sheeple too, a billionaire, and their sort, Demanding Moms, Lib professors and Uncle Sam,
    Still think crooks will report!

  47. avatar Nassion says:

    If a small fish works as bait for a large fish, then we should be reeling in new AR-15’s any minute now.

  48. avatar Brian Why says:

    That’s Ben Garner’s boat!

  49. avatar Another Robert says:

    Developmentally-arrested government employees playing like they are doing something about crime.

  50. avatar Acepeacemaker says:

    Leftovers after they’ve picked out the ones they like.

  51. avatar BLAMMO says:

    Catch and release? I do not think it means what you think it means.

  52. avatar jjtalaska says:

    “Now that we have banned guns and disarmed the citizens, we don’t need THESE anymore!”

  53. avatar dh34 says:

    You’ve heard of an iceberg. We’re making a bloomberg.

  54. avatar Leadbelly says:

    Chumming for SWAT gear.

  55. avatar usriflecaliber.30m1 says:

    Because our MRAP came loaded with gear.

  56. avatar Cubbie says:

    Didn’t work then. Doesn’t work now.

  57. avatar dh34 says:

    They didn’t believe us when we said, we’d lock them up and throw away the key…

  58. avatar KCK says:

    This archive photo taken even before DNA sequenceing was invented, supports the theory that there something genetic involved with NY state law enforcements strong reaction to the presence of guns. Not unlike the reaction most humans have to snakes and spiders.

  59. avatar Dave s says:

    Who is driving?

  60. avatar John L. says:

    Buy-back bait, baby!

  61. avatar Kris says:

    Seen here is an early example of why the superior intellect and training of law enforcement qualifies them to carry firearms. Working on a tip from a confidential mob informant that Vinnie the Greek was last seen “sleeping with the fishes”, the Nassau Police proceed with chumming local waters in an attempt to draw the fugitive in.

  62. avatar Steve Day says:

    On hearing that some sea mammals can be bullies, Nassau County Police Chief ordered his water patrol unit to arm the victims for self-defense. One officer commented – ” We located the area where the helpless fish were and threw the guns overboard. All of the guns were sunk on porpoise.”


    [Bows to the audience]

  63. avatar Haiku Guy says:

    “I swear, as God is my witness, I thought guns could fly…”

  64. avatar Haiku Guy says:

    Deputy Bob: Do I throw this one on my hip overboard?

    Chief: No, you moron! We’re the ones who are allowed to keep our guns!

  65. avatar stokeslawyer says:

    We paid $50,000 for that buyback, but all these guns are $#[email protected]

  66. avatar Spyco says:

    Make a wish, honey!

  67. avatar PT Clay says:

    “So who’s guns did we get at that buyback last week, Cap?” “Not sure, they spoke Italian and seemed really happy to be rid of them, even laughed as they left with the twenty bucks each we gave them. Joke’s on them, boys!”

  68. avatar Colin Norris says:

    Sarge will that be anoth for the divers squad to put down all those dogfish….

  69. avatar Don says:

    Leave it to police, they can’t go anywhere in a boat without having a “tragic boating accident.”

  70. avatar Tommy Knocker says:

    The first documented case of firearms being deposited on Earth by aliens from Zeta Reticuli !

  71. avatar Richard In WA says:

    I once filed a gun control bill “this big”

  72. avatar Al says:

    Further proof that cops are gun-hating tossers.

  73. avatar Royal T says:

    First annual SAFE approved CCW training course.

  74. avatar Brian says:

    “Ya know guys.. Moms demand action really has a point.” Lol…

  75. avatar Great Scot says:

    I have two:
    1. ‘Al Capone was such an inspiration to the police chief that he decided that he would deal with incriminating evidence against his men in the same way he did.’
    2. ‘When the Navy SEALS dropped in, the police were only to happy to arm them.’

  76. avatar JoeVK says:

    A 1950s NYPD tradition, any officer that was found to be unable to shoot accurately was relieved of his firearm in ceremonies such as this one. Sadly, many innocent bystanders have lost their lives since the this tradition ended, sometime in the 1990s.

  77. avatar Daniel S. says:

    “I know where I’m going fishing…”

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