Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - July 11, 2014 84 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ [h/t JaxD] ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: They Don’t Make ‘Em Like They Used To Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Assault Cow Edition Gun Meme of the Day: A Shot At Taurus Owners Edition 84 COMMENTS IT’S RAINING GUNS! HALLELUJAH IT’S RAINING GUNS…. Reply Helping the De-Angelo family stay out of jail since 1930. Reply “Be FREEE!!!!” …”Damnit Bob, I told you guns can’t fly!” Reply The NYPD Make a Wish Foundation. Reply “Boating accidents” Ur doin ti rong. Reply Evidence? We don’t need no stinkin’ evidence! Reply What you don’t see is the boat Captain saying to himself; “Those ass holes don’t know we are in only four feet of water, and its high tide. In a few hours this place will be an island, and I’ll be back out here picking up all this stuff!” Reply Warwick, RI Police Ditch .9mm for .40 Ammo Reply There ya’ go… Reply Warwick, RI Police to Ditch .9mm for .40 Ammo Reply Filing the Fast and Furious evidence alongside the IRS emails.. Reply That police militarization thing wasn’t so scary back in the 50’s… Reply We’re gonna need a bigger boat. Reply Cry havoc!, and let slip the dogs of war! Reply Pray for the Dogfish…. Reply “if you really love something, let it go…” Reply Here is a “Photo Caption” for you: Damn Shame. Reply Proof that the idiocy of the New York establishment has been around for decades. Reply Reminds me of this picture: http://www.ushmm.org/lcmedia/photo/lc/image/31/31077.jpg Reply Government arming the rebels of Atlantis. Reply It flew off by itself! Reply This is what we think of your right to keep and bear arms. Reply Evidence from officer-involved shootings being “filed”. Reply LIKE! Reply “Aren’t you worried criminals will just do the same thing?” “…you know, you’re right! It would be a lot easier if we just bought them at a parking lot, no questions asked, and then melted them down into ugly modern art!” And the “buy-back” was born… Reply “I guess with all the Mayors new gun laws, we won’t be needing these anymore.” or Eric Holder’s, lesser known, “Fast and the Fishiest” Reply America, say good bye to your gun rights. Reply Men, with all the new gun regulations expected to pass in the future we won’t be needing these. Reply “After numerous police involved shootings of innocent civilians, the NYPD Firearm Training Division overhauled their curriculum. Freshly trained staff of the NYPD Maritime Patrol demonstrate the improved tactics.” Reply The Nassau Police Marine Division, inspired by the tv series McHale’s navy. Reply lol I was thinking “CPO Sharkey” Reply Because OGs can’t swim we’ll put ’em down below Reply Here we see officers of the Nassau County Police working in conjunction with the EPA to construct the first ever surplus handgun artificial reef. Every little bit helps boys. Reply The original “unfortunate boating accident.” -or- Gun control means hitting the lake you threw your gun at. Reply Guess they heard that the seals would be needing some pistols. Reply Nassau County Police Captain Michael Finnerty, here seen pushing Officer Raymond O’Toole overboard for failure to meet his parking ticket quota for the month of May. Reply The ammo shortage results in police departments nation wide using guns the only way left to them. Reply Feeding the Trigger Fish. Reply “From the makers of dynamite fishing” Reply Worse than smashing a perfectly good bottle of bubbly for the boats christening! Reply Members of an ultra secret wing of PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals), disguised as Nassau County Police officers, here seen arming fish in an attempt to even the odds against evil fisherman. Reply So I click on the picture, and I land on the NY Post page with the headline Workers at trendy brunch spot forced to poop in cup. [ http://nypost.com/2014/07/11/workers-at-trendy-brunch-spot-forced-to-poop-in-cup/ ] Could that be the caption? Reply As God as my witness, I thought revolvers could fly. Reply Winner! He gets a boxed set of WKRP. Reply North Korean sailors, here disguised as Nassau County Police Officers, preparing to unleash armed dolphins on an unsuspecting US populace. Reply No quote here, just an observation – the 2nd officer from the right appears to be wearing a bit of fresh “guano” on his hat & the suit next to him looks like he’s trying to ward off the splash… Oh, and one more thing; the photographer was probably sitting in an adjacent boat and ready for the ‘Catch of the Day”. That is all. Reply Good job, men. Now nothing bad will ever happen again! Reply First documented case of a “boating accident” Reply The Nassau County Police chum the ocean waters off New York City in hopes of attracting a school of ravenous Assault Weapons. Reply “Guys, I’m pretty sure this isn’t how you skeet shoot.” Reply Oh shit they’re arming Jaws & yall are just sitting here making jokes!?!?!? Egads!!! Think of the children!! Think of the carnage!!! Reply Our Mafai paymaster will be happy 15 more Republicans are now unarmed! Reply “Come, sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip, That started from this Nassau port aboard this tiny ship. The cops were out to get rid of guns, and this they’d do for sure, Five policemen set sail that day with condemned guns de jure, get rid of crime for sure. The landlubbers were getting sick, and more than guns were tossed, ‘Fore long uniforms and illegal gats with vomit were embossed. Such stupid stunts have never served to prevent a single crime, But politicians, and sheeple too, a billionaire, and their sort, Demanding Moms, Lib professors and Uncle Sam, Still think crooks will report! Reply If a small fish works as bait for a large fish, then we should be reeling in new AR-15’s any minute now. Reply That’s Ben Garner’s boat! Reply Developmentally-arrested government employees playing like they are doing something about crime. Reply Leftovers after they’ve picked out the ones they like. Reply Catch and release? I do not think it means what you think it means. Reply “Now that we have banned guns and disarmed the citizens, we don’t need THESE anymore!” Reply You’ve heard of an iceberg. We’re making a bloomberg. Reply Chumming for SWAT gear. Reply Because our MRAP came loaded with gear. Reply Didn’t work then. Doesn’t work now. Reply They didn’t believe us when we said, we’d lock them up and throw away the key… Reply This archive photo taken even before DNA sequenceing was invented, supports the theory that there something genetic involved with NY state law enforcements strong reaction to the presence of guns. Not unlike the reaction most humans have to snakes and spiders. Reply Who is driving? Reply Buy-back bait, baby! Reply Seen here is an early example of why the superior intellect and training of law enforcement qualifies them to carry firearms. Working on a tip from a confidential mob informant that Vinnie the Greek was last seen “sleeping with the fishes”, the Nassau Police proceed with chumming local waters in an attempt to draw the fugitive in. Reply On hearing that some sea mammals can be bullies, Nassau County Police Chief ordered his water patrol unit to arm the victims for self-defense. One officer commented – ” We located the area where the helpless fish were and threw the guns overboard. All of the guns were sunk on porpoise.” Daba-dum! [Bows to the audience] Reply “I swear, as God is my witness, I thought guns could fly…” Reply Deputy Bob: Do I throw this one on my hip overboard? Chief: No, you moron! We’re the ones who are allowed to keep our guns! Reply We paid $50,000 for that buyback, but all these guns are $#[email protected] Reply Make a wish, honey! Reply “So who’s guns did we get at that buyback last week, Cap?” “Not sure, they spoke Italian and seemed really happy to be rid of them, even laughed as they left with the twenty bucks each we gave them. Joke’s on them, boys!” Reply Sarge will that be anoth for the divers squad to put down all those dogfish…. Reply Leave it to police, they can’t go anywhere in a boat without having a “tragic boating accident.” Reply The first documented case of firearms being deposited on Earth by aliens from Zeta Reticuli ! Reply I once filed a gun control bill “this big” Reply Further proof that cops are gun-hating tossers. Reply First annual SAFE approved CCW training course. Reply “Ya know guys.. Moms demand action really has a point.” Lol… Reply I have two: 1. ‘Al Capone was such an inspiration to the police chief that he decided that he would deal with incriminating evidence against his men in the same way he did.’ 2. ‘When the Navy SEALS dropped in, the police were only to happy to arm them.’ Reply A 1950s NYPD tradition, any officer that was found to be unable to shoot accurately was relieved of his firearm in ceremonies such as this one. Sadly, many innocent bystanders have lost their lives since the this tradition ended, sometime in the 1990s. Reply “I know where I’m going fishing…” Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.