Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - July 25, 2014 98 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: Carry vs Range Ammo Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Die Hard Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Kitty Flap Edition 98 COMMENTS Just another day in Motown. Reply being from Motown I spit out my coffee and LMAO when i read this Reply Cum ba ya Reply For the love of God, spellcheck. Reply Dang it. I am laughing so freeking hard Reply Ohh today sucked so much before this. Thank you TTAG for cheering up my day. Reply In soviet Russia, guitar plays you! Reply Jon Bon wannabee. Reply What does this video have to do with the topic at hand? Reply I think you are supposed to imagine the guy walking down the street singing this song. Which if he were doing that, would be kind of funny. Reply I’d meant to post basically the same thing. A famous line from the above song is… I walk these streets A loaded 6-string on my back Can’t imagine anyone anywhere near my age thinking of anything else on this one. Reply It was that or this, but the Bon Jovi song seemed to fit a little better. Owning a gun no more makes you a gunslinger than owning a guitar makes you a musician. Practice, practice, practice. Reply This is my rifle, this is my guitar. This is for fighting, this one I strum. Reply The rest of the band was on flight 17. Reply Nashville, post-apocalypse. Reply Winner! Reply He he he Reply and here we catch a glimpse of Chihuahua’s deadliest mariachi… Reply Oh wow a level three warrior bard!!! Those are rarely seen in the wild due to their high mortality rate and over zealous trainers evolving them into a warrior mage. Reply War struck a chord with this man, so he struck a few cords back. Reply Winning Hearts and Minds Reply AK and the Axeman Reply A level 24 Islamabard has joined your party… Reply I LOLed. An axe in his hands and a gun slung on his back…this guy is on top of the world. Reply One sword, at least, thy rights shall guard; one faithful harp shall praise thee. Reply the Armed Intelligentsia strikes again…. Reply As soon as I get those pesky Israelis to drop their guard with my soothing music, I’ll whip this AK into action! Reply Playing at the local Zombie dive bar. Reply Desperado III movie poster Reply Does anyone really NEED an assault guitar? Reply Suspect is wanted for Lacey Act violations. Last seen open carrying an illegal rosewood Gibson guitar. Reply Currently selected class: Combat Bard. Reply Do the walk, do the walk of life Reply I’m walking my street with my heat! Reply Military classification of minstrel 1st class… Reply “How many roads must a man walk down, before they call him a man?” Reply Speak softly, and carry a big stick. Reply Deliverance: Nuevo Laredo Edition Reply Twang and Bang Reply “There’s a man coming round taking names…” Reply Play softly and carry a boom stick. Reply The Pied Piper of Chicago! Reply Antonio Banderas found more time to pursue his hobbies after splitting with Melanie Griffith. Reply As I wander out on the streets of Luhansk Strumming my guitar my AK on my back Reply Silly, it’s summertime. Trolling for zombies. Reply When Bucho’s dead… it’s over. He is the last one. Reply I lost every friend I ever had…’cept my gee-tar, Old Grandad, and AK. Reply Rule #32: Enjoy the little things. Reply “Puff, the Magic Dragon’s, strafing for me….” Reply ..you can run, but you’ll just die tired. Reply ‘MURICA! Reply Mom: “Don’t take your guns to town son, don’t take your guns to town.” Son: “Oh mom! All the other kids are taking their AK’s!” Reply I will play the tune of peace or the tune of defense but it is your decision. Reply Dude, where are my spare magazines? Reply Yin and Yang, light and dark. masculine and feminine. peace and war, love and hate, guitar and AK; life is about harmonizing the opposites. Reply But can he Rock and Roll? Reply I’m a simple… kinda man… Reply I’m looking for my father Roland, he was a Thompson gunner… Reply THIS IS MY GUITAR! I CANNOT PLAY MUSIC WITHOUT MY GUITAR! MY GUITAR CANNOT PLAY MUSIC WITHOUT ME! Reply Dan “Acoustic Warrior” Hicks struts his stuff in a Baghdad neighborhood. Reply The AK-47… when you have to kill every *****er in the room… and give yourself a wedgie. Reply A lone guitarist protests Obama’s Kalashnikov ban Reply Yousuf finally figured out a way to silence the hecklers as he struggled to learn to play the guitar. Reply In bygone days, the Bard could walk untouched through any battle, chronicling for posterity the greatness of both sides. Alas, these days noone is a noncombatant. Reply Three Chords…..and The Truth! Reply This Machines kill facist. Reply Hmmm never knew anyone that cosplayed Roland of Gilead… the gun’s wrong but hey give him an E for effort. Reply Is member of Kalashnikov company band. Music so bad, sometimes audience shoot at us, so we always ready to shoot back. Welcome to Mother Russia. Have a nice day. Reply …and we were singing, bye, bye Mr. Taliban guy. drove my Hi-Lux to the levy, but the levy was dry… Reply …and Akbar was looking for Preds in the sky, singing this may be the day that I die… Reply Happiness is a warm gun ( bang bang shoot shoot ) Happiness is a warm gun, yes it is (bang bang shoot shoot) When I hold you in my arms (oh yes) When I feel my finger on your trigger (oh yes) I know nobody can do me no harm Because happiness is a warm gun, momma Happiness is a warm gun -Yes it is. Happiness is a warm, yes it is… Gun! Well don’t ya know that happiness is a warm gun, momma? (yeah) Reply The Minstrel’s Son is Gone to War Reply All I’ve got is a red guitar, three chords, and The Truth About Guns. (Apologies to Bob Dylan) Reply Kumbaya Allah, Kumbaya…. Reply “I only need three mags, a red guitar and the truth”. Reply Let me play you the song of my people. AK.. AK.. AK.. AK.. AK.. AK.. AK… Reply All we are saying Is give peace a…BLAM BLAM BLAM!!! Reply “Mr. Nugent. There’s a young man outside who says he wants you to adopt him.” Reply When I hold an AK in my hands, I get feels I don’t understand, man Feels like pop, pop, like chop, chop This bitch just never jams it does what I demand Reply There must be some kind of way outta here Said the joker to the thief There’s too much confusion I can’t get no relief Business men, they drink my wine Plowman dig my earth None were level on the mind Nobody up at his word Hey, hey No reason to get excited The thief he kindly spoke There are many here among us Who feel that life is but a joke But, uh, but you and I, we’ve been through that And this is not our fate So let us stop talkin’ falsely now The hour’s getting late, hey All along the watchtower Princes kept the view While all the women came and went Barefoot servants, too Outside in the cold distance A wildcat did growl Two riders were approaching And the wind began to howl All Along the Watchtower by Jimi Hendrix Reply I got your duel right here you banjo picking inbred Reply When music, the international language, fails to get the point across, always have a plan B. Reply All we are saaaay-in’ is give peace a chance. All we are saaaay-in’ is give piece a chance. Reply “Got them “Obama banned imports of Kalashnikovs and cheap Russki ammo” blues… Wo, wo, wo” Reply I got no funny quote but I will tell the guy in the picture that he is an idiot. You don’t walk in the middle of the street in a war torn country (which I presume it is by the scenery and him OCing a rifle), also you don’t move in a city during daytime in situations like that. Seriously, in Bosnia in 92-95 he would be dead within minutes. I am not a keyboard commando/survivor, my parents and my neighbourhood survived 4 years of war and they taught me a lot. Reply Having expended the last of his x39 ammo, he reached into his trusty guitar case for his Tommy Gun, but to his surprise….. Reply Yeah, it’s just some retard desperately trying to look cool in front of a camera. I doubt he can even play guitar…… it would be: PLING – PLANG – PLING PLING- PLANG. Reply “Bernado, having run out of ammo, grabbed his guitar. He knew he would never ran out of tunes.” Reply “Oh give me a home where the buffalo roam, where the deer and the antelope play. Where seldom is heard, a discouraging word….” Reply Rockabilly makes inroads in the oh so important 18-25 demo in the Mideast Reply “I will open the show for this…Miley Cyprus. But I am not Blurred Lines man. If she tries to twerk on me – it will go badly.” Reply Johnny was a real musician, and he REALLY hated karaoke night at the club. Reply In Syria, as in the United States, artists still have to defend themselves from hecklers. They just do so more effectively. Reply “Make love, not war… Just in case, have a backup plan.” Reply About as much situational awareness as a sitting duck. Reply Party in the front, business in the back. Reply “Set up tripod….strap rifle to back… take picture of myself holding guitar that I can’t play to save my life….post picture to internet…… Damn, I’m soooo cool!“ Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.