Previous Post
Next Post


Previous Post
Next Post


      • I think you are supposed to imagine the guy walking down the street singing this song. Which if he were doing that, would be kind of funny.

      • I’d meant to post basically the same thing.

        A famous line from the above song is…
        I walk these streets
        A loaded 6-string on my back

        Can’t imagine anyone anywhere near my age thinking of anything else on this one.

        • It was that or this, but the Bon Jovi song seemed to fit a little better.

  1. Owning a gun no more makes you a gunslinger than owning a guitar makes you a musician. Practice, practice, practice.

  2. Oh wow a level three warrior bard!!! Those are rarely seen in the wild due to their high mortality rate and over zealous trainers evolving them into a warrior mage.

  3. As soon as I get those pesky Israelis to drop their guard with my soothing music, I’ll whip this AK into action!

  4. Mom: “Don’t take your guns to town son, don’t take your guns to town.”
    Son: “Oh mom! All the other kids are taking their AK’s!”

  5. Yin and Yang, light and dark. masculine and feminine. peace and war, love and hate, guitar and AK; life is about harmonizing the opposites.

  6. In bygone days, the Bard could walk untouched through any battle, chronicling for posterity the greatness of both sides.

    Alas, these days noone is a noncombatant.

  7. Hmmm never knew anyone that cosplayed Roland of Gilead… the gun’s wrong but hey give him an E for effort.

  8. Is member of Kalashnikov company band. Music so bad, sometimes audience shoot at us, so we always ready to shoot back. Welcome to Mother Russia. Have a nice day.

  9. Happiness is a warm gun
    ( bang bang shoot shoot )
    Happiness is a warm gun, yes it is
    (bang bang shoot shoot)

    When I hold you in my arms (oh yes)
    When I feel my finger on your trigger (oh yes)
    I know nobody can do me no harm
    happiness is a warm gun, momma
    Happiness is a warm gun
    -Yes it is.
    Happiness is a warm, yes it is…
    Well don’t ya know that happiness is a warm gun, momma? (yeah)

  10. When I hold an AK in my hands, I get feels I don’t understand, man
    Feels like pop, pop, like chop, chop
    This bitch just never jams
    it does what I demand

  11. There must be some kind of way outta here
    Said the joker to the thief
    There’s too much confusion
    I can’t get no relief

    Business men, they drink my wine
    Plowman dig my earth
    None were level on the mind
    Nobody up at his word
    Hey, hey

    No reason to get excited
    The thief he kindly spoke
    There are many here among us
    Who feel that life is but a joke
    But, uh, but you and I, we’ve been through that
    And this is not our fate
    So let us stop talkin’ falsely now
    The hour’s getting late, hey

    All along the watchtower
    Princes kept the view
    While all the women came and went
    Barefoot servants, too
    Outside in the cold distance
    A wildcat did growl
    Two riders were approaching
    And the wind began to howl
    All Along the Watchtower by Jimi Hendrix

  12. I got no funny quote but I will tell the guy in the picture that he is an idiot. You don’t walk in the middle of the street in a war torn country (which I presume it is by the scenery and him OCing a rifle), also you don’t move in a city during daytime in situations like that. Seriously, in Bosnia in 92-95 he would be dead within minutes.

    I am not a keyboard commando/survivor, my parents and my neighbourhood survived 4 years of war and they taught me a lot.

    • Having expended the last of his x39 ammo, he reached into his trusty guitar case for his Tommy Gun, but to his surprise…..

    • Yeah, it’s just some retard desperately trying to look cool in front of a camera. I doubt he can even play guitar…… it would be: PLING – PLANG – PLING PLING- PLANG.

  13. “Oh give me a home where the buffalo roam, where the deer and the antelope play. Where seldom is heard, a discouraging word….”

  14. “I will open the show for this…Miley Cyprus. But I am not Blurred Lines man. If she tries to twerk on me – it will go badly.”

  15. In Syria, as in the United States, artists still have to defend themselves from hecklers. They just do so more effectively.


Please enter your comment!
Please enter your name here