Weekend Photo Caption Contest



  1. avatar PeterC says:

    Just another day in Motown.

    1. avatar ready,fire,aim says:

      being from Motown I spit out my coffee and LMAO when i read this

  2. avatar Jim says:

    Cum ba ya

    1. avatar LongBeach says:

      For the love of God, spellcheck.

      1. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

        Dang it. I am laughing so freeking hard

    2. avatar S.CROCK says:

      Ohh today sucked so much before this. Thank you TTAG for cheering up my day.

  3. avatar Phil COV says:

    In soviet Russia, guitar plays you!

  4. avatar Gov. William J. Le Petomane says:

    Jon Bon wannabee.

    1. avatar Frank Masotti says:

      What does this video have to do with the topic at hand?

      1. avatar Sixpack70 says:

        I think you are supposed to imagine the guy walking down the street singing this song. Which if he were doing that, would be kind of funny.

      2. avatar Al says:

        I’d meant to post basically the same thing.

        A famous line from the above song is…
        I walk these streets
        A loaded 6-string on my back

        Can’t imagine anyone anywhere near my age thinking of anything else on this one.

        1. avatar Gov. William J. Le Petomane says:

          It was that or this, but the Bon Jovi song seemed to fit a little better.

  5. avatar Del says:

    Owning a gun no more makes you a gunslinger than owning a guitar makes you a musician. Practice, practice, practice.

  6. avatar Anon says:

    This is my rifle, this is my guitar.
    This is for fighting, this one I strum.

  7. avatar Phil COV says:

    The rest of the band was on flight 17.

  8. avatar Tommy Knocker says:

    Nashville, post-apocalypse.

    1. avatar The Brotherhood of Steel says:


    2. avatar Pantera Vazquez says:

      He he he

  9. avatar pwrserge says:

    and here we catch a glimpse of Chihuahua’s deadliest mariachi…

  10. avatar Jay1987 says:

    Oh wow a level three warrior bard!!! Those are rarely seen in the wild due to their high mortality rate and over zealous trainers evolving them into a warrior mage.

  11. avatar Cameron S. says:

    War struck a chord with this man, so he struck a few cords back.

  12. avatar mark says:

    Winning Hearts and Minds

  13. avatar tmm says:

    AK and the Axeman

  14. avatar Bigred2989 says:

    A level 24 Islamabard has joined your party…

    1. avatar Ing says:

      I LOLed.

      An axe in his hands and a gun slung on his back…this guy is on top of the world.

  15. avatar Ken says:

    One sword, at least, thy rights shall guard; one faithful harp shall praise thee.

    1. avatar Another Robert says:

      the Armed Intelligentsia strikes again….

  16. avatar Gunr says:

    As soon as I get those pesky Israelis to drop their guard with my soothing music, I’ll whip this AK into action!

  17. avatar cowgirlup says:

    Playing at the local Zombie dive bar.

  18. avatar A-Rod says:

    Desperado III movie poster

  19. avatar 33AD says:

    Does anyone really NEED an assault guitar?

  20. avatar John Galt says:

    Suspect is wanted for Lacey Act violations. Last seen open carrying an illegal rosewood Gibson guitar.

  21. avatar Basil Walls says:

    Currently selected class: Combat Bard.

  22. avatar hardlife_nef says:

    Do the walk, do the walk of life

  23. avatar T says:

    I’m walking my street with my heat!

  24. avatar former water walker says:

    Military classification of minstrel 1st class…

  25. avatar jans says:

    “How many roads must a man walk down,
    before they call him a man?”

  26. avatar Chris says:

    Speak softly, and carry a big stick.

  27. avatar NYC2AZ says:

    Deliverance: Nuevo Laredo Edition

  28. avatar Colt Magnum says:

    Twang and Bang

  29. avatar Jürgen says:

    “There’s a man coming round taking names…”

  30. avatar Jonathan -- Houston says:

    Play softly and carry a boom stick.

  31. avatar Indiana Tom says:

    The Pied Piper of Chicago!

  32. avatar Mark Pawlyk says:

    Antonio Banderas found more time to pursue his hobbies after splitting with Melanie Griffith.

  33. avatar Rick the Bear says:

    As I wander out
    on the streets of Luhansk

    Strumming my guitar
    my AK on my back

  34. avatar Tom W. says:

    Silly, it’s summertime. Trolling for zombies.

  35. avatar Eric says:

    When Bucho’s dead… it’s over. He is the last one.

  36. avatar Johannes P. says:

    I lost every friend I ever had…’cept my gee-tar, Old Grandad, and AK.

  37. avatar Devin says:

    Rule #32: Enjoy the little things.

  38. avatar Gregolas says:

    “Puff, the Magic Dragon’s, strafing for me….”

    1. avatar dh34 says:

      ..you can run, but you’ll just die tired.

  39. avatar Ems_92 says:


  40. avatar bontai Joe says:

    Mom: “Don’t take your guns to town son, don’t take your guns to town.”
    Son: “Oh mom! All the other kids are taking their AK’s!”

  41. avatar Steven says:

    I will play the tune of peace or the tune of defense but it is your decision.

  42. avatar Dark says:

    Dude, where are my spare magazines?

  43. avatar ThomasR says:

    Yin and Yang, light and dark. masculine and feminine. peace and war, love and hate, guitar and AK; life is about harmonizing the opposites.

    1. avatar ThomasR says:

      But can he Rock and Roll?

  44. avatar Mediocrates says:

    I’m a simple… kinda man…

  45. avatar dh34 says:

    I’m looking for my father Roland, he was a Thompson gunner…

  46. avatar John Doe says:


  47. avatar Paul53 says:

    Dan “Acoustic Warrior” Hicks struts his stuff in a Baghdad neighborhood.

  48. avatar AaronW says:

    The AK-47… when you have to kill every *****er in the room… and give yourself a wedgie.

  49. avatar AaronW says:

    A lone guitarist protests Obama’s Kalashnikov ban

  50. avatar Jason says:

    Yousuf finally figured out a way to silence the hecklers as he struggled to learn to play the guitar.

  51. avatar Russ Bixby says:

    In bygone days, the Bard could walk untouched through any battle, chronicling for posterity the greatness of both sides.

    Alas, these days noone is a noncombatant.

  52. avatar Hunter says:

    Three Chords…..and The Truth!

  53. avatar Duncan says:

    This Machines kill facist.

  54. avatar Jay1987 says:

    Hmmm never knew anyone that cosplayed Roland of Gilead… the gun’s wrong but hey give him an E for effort.

  55. avatar Joel says:

    Is member of Kalashnikov company band. Music so bad, sometimes audience shoot at us, so we always ready to shoot back. Welcome to Mother Russia. Have a nice day.

  56. avatar dh34 says:

    …and we were singing,
    bye, bye Mr. Taliban guy.
    drove my Hi-Lux to the levy,
    but the levy was dry…

    1. avatar dh34 says:

      …and Akbar was looking for Preds in the sky,
      singing this may be the day that I die…

  57. avatar Bob says:

    Happiness is a warm gun
    ( bang bang shoot shoot )
    Happiness is a warm gun, yes it is
    (bang bang shoot shoot)

    When I hold you in my arms (oh yes)
    When I feel my finger on your trigger (oh yes)
    I know nobody can do me no harm
    happiness is a warm gun, momma
    Happiness is a warm gun
    -Yes it is.
    Happiness is a warm, yes it is…
    Well don’t ya know that happiness is a warm gun, momma? (yeah)

  58. avatar Barbara Langdon says:

    The Minstrel’s Son is Gone to War

  59. avatar Jay-El says:

    All I’ve got is a red guitar, three chords, and The Truth About Guns.

    (Apologies to Bob Dylan)

  60. avatar Jon R. says:

    Kumbaya Allah, Kumbaya….

  61. avatar Mark D says:

    “I only need three mags, a red guitar and the truth”.

  62. avatar MiketheHopsFarmer says:

    Let me play you the song of my people. AK.. AK.. AK.. AK.. AK.. AK.. AK…

  63. avatar Call Security! says:

    All we are saying
    Is give peace a…BLAM BLAM BLAM!!!

  64. avatar Gregolas says:

    “Mr. Nugent. There’s a young man outside who says he wants you to adopt him.”

  65. avatar SpeleoFool says:

    When I hold an AK in my hands, I get feels I don’t understand, man
    Feels like pop, pop, like chop, chop
    This bitch just never jams
    it does what I demand

  66. avatar Great Scot says:

    There must be some kind of way outta here
    Said the joker to the thief
    There’s too much confusion
    I can’t get no relief

    Business men, they drink my wine
    Plowman dig my earth
    None were level on the mind
    Nobody up at his word
    Hey, hey

    No reason to get excited
    The thief he kindly spoke
    There are many here among us
    Who feel that life is but a joke
    But, uh, but you and I, we’ve been through that
    And this is not our fate
    So let us stop talkin’ falsely now
    The hour’s getting late, hey

    All along the watchtower
    Princes kept the view
    While all the women came and went
    Barefoot servants, too
    Outside in the cold distance
    A wildcat did growl
    Two riders were approaching
    And the wind began to howl
    All Along the Watchtower by Jimi Hendrix

  67. avatar Cdotson says:

    I got your duel right here you banjo picking inbred

  68. avatar Paul G. says:

    When music, the international language, fails to get the point across, always have a plan B.

  69. avatar Don says:

    All we are saaaay-in’ is give peace a chance.

    All we are saaaay-in’ is give piece a chance.

  70. avatar IdahoPete says:

    “Got them “Obama banned imports of Kalashnikovs and cheap Russki ammo” blues… Wo, wo, wo”

  71. avatar lolinski says:

    I got no funny quote but I will tell the guy in the picture that he is an idiot. You don’t walk in the middle of the street in a war torn country (which I presume it is by the scenery and him OCing a rifle), also you don’t move in a city during daytime in situations like that. Seriously, in Bosnia in 92-95 he would be dead within minutes.

    I am not a keyboard commando/survivor, my parents and my neighbourhood survived 4 years of war and they taught me a lot.

    1. avatar Paul G. says:

      Having expended the last of his x39 ammo, he reached into his trusty guitar case for his Tommy Gun, but to his surprise…..

    2. avatar Jon says:

      Yeah, it’s just some retard desperately trying to look cool in front of a camera. I doubt he can even play guitar…… it would be: PLING – PLANG – PLING PLING- PLANG.

  72. avatar 2AMexican says:

    “Bernado, having run out of ammo, grabbed his guitar. He knew he would never ran out of tunes.”

  73. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

    “Oh give me a home where the buffalo roam, where the deer and the antelope play. Where seldom is heard, a discouraging word….”

  74. avatar Mercutio says:

    Rockabilly makes inroads in the oh so important 18-25 demo in the Mideast

  75. avatar Werechicken says:

    “I will open the show for this…Miley Cyprus. But I am not Blurred Lines man. If she tries to twerk on me – it will go badly.”

  76. avatar Paul G. says:

    Johnny was a real musician, and he REALLY hated karaoke night at the club.

  77. avatar Alex in IL says:

    In Syria, as in the United States, artists still have to defend themselves from hecklers. They just do so more effectively.

  78. avatar Phil says:

    “Make love, not war… Just in case, have a backup plan.”

  79. avatar JAS says:

    About as much situational awareness as a sitting duck.

  80. avatar Sandor at the Zoo says:

    Party in the front, business in the back.

  81. avatar Jon says:

    “Set up tripod….strap rifle to back… take picture of myself holding guitar that I can’t play to save my life….post picture to internet…… Damn, I’m soooo cool!

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