Weekend Photo Caption Contest



  1. avatar Newt421 says:

    This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine.

  2. avatar Jay1987 says:

    And award for most awesome grandma ever goes to…

    1. avatar bontai Joe says:

      Ding Ding Ding Ding , we have a winner.

  3. avatar Zachary marrs says:

    Shannon watts after her “run in” with dirk diggler

  4. avatar mountocean says:


    1. avatar Yossarian says:


  5. avatar fiun dagner says:

    This is even better than the Red Rider I wanted!!!

    1. avatar Barstow Cowboy says:

      “…and this GPS in the stock, which tells location to within 2 feet!”

  6. avatar Spitfire says:

    I’m a big boy now!!!

  7. avatar A-Rod says:

    Grandma knows best….

  8. avatar SpeleoFool says:

    You’ll shoot yer eye out, kid.

  9. avatar Jesse Bogan says:

    Grandma, being a little slow, got the whole “My first M16” concept all wrong….

  10. avatar SigGuy says:

    Jerry Miculek with his Grandma.

  11. avatar former water walker says:

    Cool…I have a picture that might even be better. My great nephew( who’s 2 ) is holding a rifle. I would need to get permission from the niece.

  12. avatar Mitchell! says:

    Sweater by Quacker Factory.

    Furniture by Magpul.

  13. avatar Steve in RI says:

    This is my rifle, this is my gun, this one is for shooting, this one is for fun.


  14. avatar the ruester says:

    The IRA is not what it used to be.

  15. avatar dh34 says:

    …and remember Timmy, take that with you when you visit Grandma Diane next weekend.

  16. avatar Alex Waits says:

    Even grandma knows the AR15 is the most customizable rifle on the market.
    It grows as you grow.

  17. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    Grandmas cats soon grew to hate it when Timmy came to visit.

  18. avatar Chris says:

    As a young boy, my weekends were spent baking cookies with grandma, and honing my skills as a rifleman. I tell ya nothing better than her chocolate chip cookies and a 1 inch group at 100yrds.

  19. avatar 7350 says:

    “It’s good that you’ve got your rifle, Anthony, – it’s real good. And tomorrow – tomorrow’s going to be a real good day!”

    1. avatar Another Robert says:

      I remember that one!

  20. avatar voodoo_man says:

    “Thank God he didn’t find my dildo…”

    1. avatar Tom in Oregon says:


    2. avatar JR_in_NC says:

      Absolute winner. Oh man…

    3. avatar Tom from Georgia says:

      You must have been trying to get that Evolve PSA out of your mind something fierce to have posted that!


  21. avatar pirateye says:

    Timmy makes ready for an open carry event at Chuck E Cheese.

  22. avatar Retired LEO says:

    Yes Virginia there is a Santa Claus.

  23. avatar A-Rod says:

    National Rifle Association of American Retired People. NRAARP for short.

  24. avatar dh34 says:

    Timmy’s excitement soon wore off when Grandma showed him the magazine pouches she knitted for him.

  25. avatar Phil says:

    It’s ok. The safety’s {click}… on.

  26. avatar Gregolas says:

    “He followed me home, and Grandma says I can KEEP him!”

  27. avatar Ralph says:

    Charles Whitman — The Early Years.

  28. avatar Aaronw says:

    Luckily Grandma’s firearm skills far exceeded that of her knitting

  29. avatar Joel says:

    Don’t worry gwamma, I’ll pwotect you!

  30. avatar Joel says:

    By the way folks, is that an Obama sticker on the butt of that rifle?

    1. Why yes, it sure looks like one. LMFAO

      1. avatar Indiana Tom says:

        Hope and Change!

  31. avatar Higgs says:

    This is my grand child this is my gun, mess with him you better run…..

  32. avatar tmm says:

    …all is right with the world…

  33. avatar Gregory says:

    I had that same toy M16 as a child.

  34. avatar SD3 says:

    There’s only *ONE* friggin’ “shade of grey”, you jack-wagons…

  35. avatar MiketheHopsFarmer says:

    This is my Granny,
    This is my gun,
    One is for cookies,
    One is for fun!

  36. avatar Russ Bixby says:

    Thank you Nanner!

  37. avatar rogerthat says:

    Norman Bates, the younger years.

  38. avatar Stokeslawyer says:

    Red Riding Hood’s brother wanted to see how big and bad the wolf really was.

  39. avatar Bob says:

    Grandma’s new security guard.

  40. avatar Paul G. says:

    “I can’t wait to take it to show and tell!”

  41. avatar Tom from Georgia says:

    Mattel makes the best kinda toys, don’t you think?


  42. avatar Jon in CO says:

    “It’s for the children”

  43. avatar Great Scot says:

    Toy soldiers.

  44. avatar Royal T says:

    “This ain’t your grandmas AR.” Hers is in .450.

  45. avatar Pantera Vazquez says:

    NA na na naaa na
    My Nana
    is cool like that….

  46. avatar Clark45 says:

    With all the money she saved by giving up her depilatory cream, Grandma bought Timmy a nice, new Mattel m-16 marauder.


  47. avatar DeeBo says:

    obama before his presidency

  48. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    Look at this baby!

  49. avatar ceray says:

    I can’t wait ’til Uncle Bloomberg want to have another BB gun war.

  50. avatar TheBear says:

    Tastes like chicken

  51. avatar maltwit says:

    It followed me home, Gramma.

    Can I keep it? Huh … huh?

    Can I?

  52. avatar Rebecca says:

    When I grow up, I’m gonna get me one of these!!!

  53. avatar Indiana Tom says:

    I bought this for little Timmy in the Toy Department at Wal-Mart. Merry Christmas from Grandmother Watts. My daughter Shannon will be so excited.

  54. avatar dh34 says:

    Once little Shannon realized her brother was Grandma’s favorite, she decided dedicate her life to ruining it for everyone else…

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