LMGs, Bromance, and Exploding Soda Bottles

Dougan Ashley and Carnik Con seem to have gotten their money’s worth from a trip to the Knight’s Armament factory in Florida, home of the world’s best machine gun collection. In this video he runs through some of the best light machine guns, blowing stuff up and maybe learning just a little bit along the way. Also making a special appearance are Trey Knight (making good use of his daddy’s tank collection) and his hetero life partner Kevin Brittingham. Gotta admit, it’s pretty entertaining.


  1. avatar El Mac says:

    Life partners. No.

    1. avatar Robert says:

      “…hetero ‘life’ partner…”, what bullshit, just say they are best friends.

      1. Calm down guys, it’s humor.

        1. avatar El Mac says:

          @PTM, no, its kowtowing to the language of the sodomites.

        2. avatar lolinski says:

          Language of the sodomites?

          That one is rich, not gonna comment more than that. IMO, I am not a fan of sodomy but what people do in their bedroom is up to them and not up to me.

        3. avatar El Mac says:

          @lolinski, I totally agree. I just won’t accede to them the language.

      2. avatar Nicks87 says:

        Wow, sense of humor much?

      3. avatar mrvco says:

        Maybe they don’t know what they are yet…

  2. avatar ready,fire,aim says:

    very entertaining…LOVE THE TANK

  3. avatar Crzapy says:

    That made my day… Please please please reopen the rolls for new machine guns! This middle class guy just wants to shoot stuff real fast.

  4. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    Dougan’s videos just get better and better.

    I am mildly jealous…

  5. avatar SOG says:

    That video was awesome!! The ultimax had barely any recoil. Never heard of a lot of these. If only I won a lottery jackpot I’d have many of these!

  6. avatar former water walker says:

    Hetero life partner? Can’t you just say BEST FRIEND?!? Oh yeah, cool guns.

  7. avatar Anon in CT says:

    Gotta say, that can on the Mk. 48 was not that efficient.

    1. avatar seans says:

      Have you fired a Mk48? Cause I will take any sound and more importantly flash suppression I can

    2. avatar lolinski says:

      For MGs the can is more for flash suppresion than sound suppression. This is because MG gunners often get killed because they are easily seen. I mean, it is hard to ignore the muzzle flash and the dust that gets kicked up by MGs.

  8. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    This video is like the movie “Airplane”.
    I caught stuff the second time I didn’t notice the first time.
    Watch the chopper pilots hair…

  9. avatar cknarf says:

    I need a PKM.

    1. avatar Dev says:

      Yeah, that is exactly what I thought when he fired that thing.

      1. avatar Lolinski says:


        I need a PKM too, at least the blueprints.

  10. avatar Ross says:

    Well that was fun.

  11. avatar JoshtheViking says:

    ROFL at “rimmed for the extractor’s pleasure.”

    1. avatar doesky2 says:

      Nope…best line…..


      …..it is extremely lightweight and low recoil and it increases the perceived size of the operator’s balls…..

    2. avatar mrvco says:

      And that is why 54R wins this video.

  12. avatar SpeleoFool says:

    54R, rimmed for the extractor’s pleasure, lmao.

  13. avatar Richard In WA says:

    Every time I convince myself I don’t want an automatic weapon, something like this comes up.

    1. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

      Almost the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
      Get ready to put a dent in the ammo budget.
      Do it

    2. avatar Jeff says:

      joke’s on you, no full-autos in Washington

      1. avatar Dan A says:

        A simple fix for that, move to the other side of the Columbia

  14. avatar boardsnbikes says:

    That’s one tough folding table.

  15. avatar Sixpack70 says:

    When he opened up with the CETME I was in the middle of laughing when I instantly stopped and my jaw dropped. Man that was neat.

  16. avatar Dan A says:

    Dammit that was awesome. The open bolt M16 was definitely new to me, had no idea that was a thing

  17. avatar jsallison says:

    I can fix that floppy main gun. No way it should be doing that. Dangerous for the driver, his head’s exactly underneath.

  18. avatar Joe R. says:

    I’d (maybe) let him kiss me on the lips if he’d let me shoot the LMG a few times. ; P

  19. avatar El Mac says:

    CETME all the way.

  20. avatar williamc says:

    This guy wins the Internet today. I vote the CETME for the crazy rate of fire. Or the PKM for its raw ability to f*** s*** up with corrosive surplus ammo. And recoil.

  21. avatar jimmyjames says:

    I want his job.

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