Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - June 20, 2014 126 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: Wakeup Call (Part 2) Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Wakeup Call Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Best Case Scenario Edition 126 COMMENTS Awesome. The pooch looks like he’s smiling Reply Happiness is a belt-fed weapon. Reply One of the few remaining pictures of Havoc, the dog of war. Reply Where’s his pal Slip? Reply Don’t you mean “Cry”? LOL Reply Shakespeare was just talking about calling his dog. Come here havoc! come here! good boy havoc! LOL, OK, funny. thanks Because of the unbalanced load, walks took a lot less time once Havoc figured out that he couldn’t raise his leg without falling on his @ss. “What is it, Lassie? Is it the Zombie Apocalypse?” Reply +10 internets for you sir! Reply Man’s best friend now comes with accessories that go bangbangbangbangbang. Reply Havoc The dog of war, said , with a smile on his I’m sticking with this GI. Reply Wonder mutt, the Nazi killing pooch. As a side note is that a .30 cal Browning? Reply Tastes like Chicken. Reply Glock 20 my @ss, when I’m in the backwoods, I pack this b1tch… Reply This is the last known photo taken of the dog known as “Dog Meat”, in the capital wasteland. Him and his owner, the boy from vault 101, were off to chart unexplored lands west of the Appellations…. Reply Don’t you mean “Appalachians”? Reply +1 for the Fallout reference Reply beware of machine gun dog. Reply Name of “Kelly”. Reply “The first BAR-rar-rar-rar Squad Automatic Weapon.” Reply “A well ventilated feline, being necessary to the security of a free canine, the right of dogs to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed” Time to play Kitty Kitty Bang Bang, Mr. Tinkles… Reply This is a public service announcement to remind you: Don’t f*ck with Fido! Reply Rin-tin-tin loves to rat-a-tat-tat…. Reply When Spot says he wants steak, HE GETS IT. Reply “Crew-served weapon”…for some loose definition of “crew” Reply “Man’s best friends…” Reply During the Battle of the Bulge, American machine gun teams would mount their weapons on almost any suitable platform, including rocks, tree branches, and even animals . Reply Gun Dog. Reply I LOVE this photo. It’s bitchin’. Would make a GREAT T-shirt. Reply The original “Dog the Bounty Hunter” Reply You lookin’ at MY sheeps, mutha’? Reply Officer Friendly might want to rethink shooting at this particular attack dog. Reply Don’t worry…he doesn’t bite. Reply He doesn’t have to bite. People cut off their own arms and legs and voluntarily feed him Reply He’s had all his shots but he’s definitely not neutered. Reply Well, all gun owners are compensating for something. Even canine gun owners. Reply Cops are shooting dogs? I don’t think so. Reply Not this dog anyway. The rest are fair game. Reply In Russia, dog shoots cop! Reply WINNER Reply +1 Reply Where is the open carry demonstration? Reply Very good. Reply McGruff the Crime Dog the early years. This should stop those criminals. Reply >,,> ^,,^ Reply Man’s best friend, and a pretty cool dog too. Reply Who, Timmy? Uhm, last I heard, he fell down some well! Reply Well… Looks like we know why the E-Form system was messed up. The NFA branch was trying to file their person to canine form 4s. Reply Goofy got serious Reply “Pull your own sled.” Reply Malamutes go to ’11’. Reply The experiment into so-called ‘pack served weapons’ ended when the pack misunderstood ‘spade’ (grip) as ‘spayed’ and refused to have anything to do with it. Despite the confusion, the dogs served bravely in the infantry even without suppressing fire, and their legacy lives on in the terms ‘dogface, dog tags’ and ‘pup tent.’ Reply Awesome Reply “I don’t get it. One day she follows voice commands perfectly. The next day it’s like she’s not even listening!” Reply The Iditarod is going though some conflict zones this year. Reply WaffenHund. Reply Now THAT is a fine hunting dog. Reply The Dog Days of Open Carry – the four-legged edition… Reply “I came here to shoot mailmen and chase cats… and I’m all out of mailmen.” Reply That squirrel won’t know what hit him. Reply Some dogs are trained pointers. My dog is a trained hard point. Reply No, I said SHARKS with frickin’ LASER BEAMS! Reply “Haha, I got a squirrel. I chased out up a tree and then shot it and got to eat squirrel bits AND leaves.” Or “I finally got that bee” Reply Wait! There’s a DOG in this picture? Reply “Rin Tin Tin ain’t got nuthin’ on me!” Reply Rin Tin Tin’s lesser known but much more awesome litter mate; Ratta Tat Tat Reply Pvt. Willard: Big Joe, do I gotta carry all this equipment, and this satchel charge, and this .30-caliber machine gun too? Big Joe: Nah, give the .30-caliber to the hustler. He wants to be a hero. [Willard and Cowboy share a chuckle before Willard brings the machine gun to Crapgame] Pvt. Willard: Here ya are, ol’ buddy. [walks away laughing] Crapgame: Thanks! Get yourself a bucket of grits! Reply I suffered through alla that to get to the bits with Oddball, a tanker’s tanker. Woofwoof baby. The depressing part is that the tanks used in the movie were likely destroyed during the fighting after Yugoslavia’s breakup. Yes, Yugoslavia had M4 Shermans on active duty in ’69-’72 when they were loaned to the movie folk. And there are pics on the interwebz of destroyed M10/36 TD’s, T34’s and Shermans littering the former Yugoslavia. Battlefield cleanup apparently isn’t their forte. Reply “That squirrel is NOT getting away this time!” Reply Semper fido, Devil Dog. Reply Man’s best friend. And a dog. Reply First recorded reference to the term “sheep dog”… Reply We’d make a great team, if that pit bull with the tripod and belts would ever catch up. Reply THAT is one high caliber canine Reply Chuck Norris’s dog is a badass too! Reply In my world… You don’t need a licence for either one! Reply Someone’s really bought into “sheepdog” philosophy. Reply Animal Liberation Front commando. Reply Lets see if the mean pitbull at the dog park picks on me now. Reply the Damned Mail Men, They put one of ours in the kennel, We put one of theirs in the Morgue. That is the Chicago Dog way. Reply +10 internets! Reply What, wait… I heard vet…shots… Reply The Lend-Lease Act supplied arms to all Russians, Siberians included! Reply We will see how the LAPD likes it when somebody’s shooting back. Reply Awright you f”n jackwagon, I gave YOU the machine gun, not the mutt! Now go get it back and get yer fourth point of contact in gear or I will help you accelerate with the toe of my boot! Reply Fetch your own ball Reply Cry havoc… Reply The real reason he is man’s best friend. Reply Tell the cat to stop being a pussy and be my a-gunner. I need someone to carry ammo. Reply The latest in North Korean winter combat equipment. The hardest part is keeping the soldiers from eating the transportation system. Reply Come on you pussies! Do you want to live forever? Let’s take this hill and then go find some bitches! Reply I’m just out enjoying the dog park exercising my RKBA. Am I being detained?! Am I being detained?! Am I being detained?! Reply During WWII , Animals that failed out of the working dog program were made useful in other areas Reply He was passed up at the pound for a German shepherd and volunteered to get revenge. Reply That’s all you got? Where’s my parachute and mortar base plate? Reply I don’t have a clever caption but that picture has two of my favorite things….. Reply Let slip the dogs of war. Reply I believe my sign says NO SOLICITING! Reply Wow. A rail-mounted dog. Sure beats cup holders! Reply “I’ll show that dang cat a thing or two about spraying!” Reply “Lost dog… if found, please return him to the Knob Creek Gun Range, West Point Kentucky…” Reply Why did my mother have to name me Tripod? Reply Man’s best friend’s best friend. Reply His territory markings can be seen from space. He made Mayor Bloomberg his bitch. He invented “Doggie Style.” He is: the Most Interesting Dog in the World. “I don’t always carry a machine gun, but when I do, I prefer a Browning M1919.” Reply If this comment doesn’t win…. I’ll be quite disappointed. Reply +1 Reply I too bow to your greatness, definitely the best answer in my opinion! Reply Let’s see those cats try to get away this time. Reply Now, who’s the bitch? Reply Bowser, get those mines deployed forward! Spot, get me some wire up along that rise to funnel them! Patch, get on the radio and pre-plot us some indirect fires over that intersection. I need Mugs and and Shep to get that mortar emplaced and dialed in. Fido, give me a hand, we’ve got to get this machine gun to higher ground. That mail man won’t know what hit him! Reply Bo the bear dog was tired of getting beat up every time he treed a bear. He decided to remedy the problem…. Reply Very cute picture. The dog looks happy. Reply “Leashes? We don’ need no stinkin’ LEASHES!!!” Reply It’s a dog-shoot-dog world out there. Reply Democracy is Barak, Michelle and a dog voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed dog contesting the vote. Reply “I have no idea what I’m doing.” Reply In my best Nugent “come on show me that machine gun smile” Reply Nobody is gonna register my guns! And they’re not gonna register my dog’s guns either! Reply His bark is definitely worse than his bite. Reply After years of watching his master play “Duck Hunt”… Reply My two best friends. Reply Newly trained assistance dog for those soldiers stuck carrying the machine gun in their squad. Reply “Good Dog” Reply This is the picture for the new series Rin tin tin canine cop: full auto. Reply “Howl-itzer” Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! 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