Weekend Photo Caption Contest



  1. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    The pooch looks like he’s smiling

    1. avatar Stilicho says:

      Happiness is a belt-fed weapon.

  2. avatar Vhyrus says:

    One of the few remaining pictures of Havoc, the dog of war.

    1. avatar Ralph says:

      Where’s his pal Slip?

      1. avatar Mike Crognale says:

        Don’t you mean “Cry”? LOL

        1. avatar Vhyrus says:

          Shakespeare was just talking about calling his dog.

          Come here havoc! come here! good boy havoc!

        2. avatar Mike Crognale says:

          LOL, OK, funny. thanks

        3. avatar Ralph says:

          Because of the unbalanced load, walks took a lot less time once Havoc figured out that he couldn’t raise his leg without falling on his @ss.

  3. avatar Floyd says:

    “What is it, Lassie? Is it the Zombie Apocalypse?”

    1. avatar Ardent says:

      +10 internets for you sir!

  4. avatar g says:

    Man’s best friend now comes with accessories that go bangbangbangbangbang.

  5. avatar Rikoshay says:

    Havoc The dog of war, said , with a smile on his I’m sticking with this GI.

  6. avatar Jeff the Griz says:

    Wonder mutt, the Nazi killing pooch.

    As a side note is that a .30 cal Browning?

  7. avatar TheBear says:

    Tastes like Chicken.

  8. avatar tmm says:

    Glock 20 my @ss, when I’m in the backwoods, I pack this b1tch…

  9. avatar The Brotherhood of Steel says:

    This is the last known photo taken of the dog known as “Dog Meat”, in the capital wasteland. Him and his owner, the boy from vault 101, were off to chart unexplored lands west of the Appellations….

    1. avatar Sock Monkey says:

      Don’t you mean “Appalachians”?

    2. avatar Andy T. says:

      +1 for the Fallout reference

  10. avatar endless nameless says:

    beware of machine gun dog.

    1. avatar Mike Crognale says:

      Name of “Kelly”.

  11. avatar Billiam says:

    “The first BAR-rar-rar-rar Squad Automatic Weapon.”

  12. avatar TheOtherDavid says:

    “A well ventilated feline, being necessary to the security of a free canine, the right of dogs to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed”

    Time to play Kitty Kitty Bang Bang, Mr. Tinkles…

  13. avatar Casey says:

    This is a public service announcement to remind you: Don’t f*ck with Fido!

  14. avatar Paul G. says:

    Rin-tin-tin loves to rat-a-tat-tat….

  15. avatar Jm R says:

    When Spot says he wants steak, HE GETS IT.

  16. avatar RDSmith says:

    “Crew-served weapon”…for some loose definition of “crew”

  17. avatar GS says:

    “Man’s best friends…”

  18. avatar Jolly Roger That says:

    During the Battle of the Bulge, American machine gun teams would mount their weapons on almost any suitable platform, including rocks, tree branches, and even animals [citation needed].

  19. avatar Ross says:

    Gun Dog.

  20. avatar former water walker says:

    I LOVE this photo. It’s bitchin’. Would make a GREAT T-shirt.

  21. avatar Scott says:

    The original “Dog the Bounty Hunter”

  22. avatar Leadbelly says:

    You lookin’ at MY sheeps, mutha’?

  23. avatar disthunder says:

    Officer Friendly might want to rethink shooting at this particular attack dog.

  24. avatar Michael in GA says:

    Don’t worry…he doesn’t bite.

    1. avatar bontai Joe says:

      He doesn’t have to bite. People cut off their own arms and legs and voluntarily feed him

  25. avatar Michael in GA says:

    He’s had all his shots but he’s definitely not neutered.

    1. avatar Carry.45 says:

      Well, all gun owners are compensating for something. Even canine gun owners.

  26. avatar Scottlac says:

    Cops are shooting dogs? I don’t think so.

    1. avatar TheBear says:

      Not this dog anyway. The rest are fair game.

  27. avatar Paul G. says:

    In Russia, dog shoots cop!

    1. avatar RobSmith says:


  28. avatar Bob says:

    Where is the open carry demonstration?

    1. avatar Bruce L. says:

      Very good.

  29. avatar jirdesteva says:

    McGruff the Crime Dog the early years. This should stop those criminals.

  30. avatar Noishkel says:

    >,,> ^,,^

  31. avatar anthony o. says:

    Man’s best friend, and a pretty cool dog too.

  32. avatar Paul53 says:

    Who, Timmy? Uhm, last I heard, he fell down some well!

  33. avatar pwrserge says:

    Well… Looks like we know why the E-Form system was messed up. The NFA branch was trying to file their person to canine form 4s.

  34. avatar Zachary marrs says:

    Goofy got serious

  35. avatar WRH says:

    “Pull your own sled.”

  36. avatar SD3 says:

    Malamutes go to ’11’.

  37. avatar Kevin Turner says:

    The experiment into so-called ‘pack served weapons’ ended when the pack misunderstood ‘spade’ (grip) as ‘spayed’ and refused to have anything to do with it. Despite the confusion, the dogs served bravely in the infantry even without suppressing fire, and their legacy lives on in the terms ‘dogface, dog tags’ and ‘pup tent.’

    1. avatar Tom in Oregon says:


  38. avatar Phil says:

    “I don’t get it. One day she follows voice commands perfectly. The next day it’s like she’s not even listening!”

  39. avatar SigGuy says:

    The Iditarod is going though some conflict zones this year.

  40. avatar Sam Spade says:


  41. avatar Eric L says:

    Now THAT is a fine hunting dog.

  42. avatar Jethro Bean says:

    The Dog Days of Open Carry – the four-legged edition…

  43. avatar the ruester says:

    “I came here to shoot mailmen and chase cats… and I’m all out of mailmen.”

  44. avatar Independent George says:

    That squirrel won’t know what hit him.

  45. avatar Al says:

    Some dogs are trained pointers.

    My dog is a trained hard point.

  46. avatar beefeater says:

    No, I said SHARKS with frickin’ LASER BEAMS!

  47. avatar Paranoid Android says:

    “Haha, I got a squirrel. I chased out up a tree and then shot it and got to eat squirrel bits AND leaves.”


    “I finally got that bee”

  48. avatar Gregolas says:

    Wait! There’s a DOG in this picture?

  49. avatar OODAloop says:

    “Rin Tin Tin ain’t got nuthin’ on me!”

    1. avatar Ardent says:

      Rin Tin Tin’s lesser known but much more awesome litter mate; Ratta Tat Tat

  50. avatar PeteRR says:

    Pvt. Willard: Big Joe, do I gotta carry all this equipment, and this satchel charge, and this .30-caliber machine gun too?

    Big Joe: Nah, give the .30-caliber to the hustler. He wants to be a hero.

    [Willard and Cowboy share a chuckle before Willard brings the machine gun to Crapgame]

    Pvt. Willard: Here ya are, ol’ buddy.
    [walks away laughing]

    Crapgame: Thanks! Get yourself a bucket of grits!

    1. avatar jsallison says:

      I suffered through alla that to get to the bits with Oddball, a tanker’s tanker. Woofwoof baby. The depressing part is that the tanks used in the movie were likely destroyed during the fighting after Yugoslavia’s breakup. Yes, Yugoslavia had M4 Shermans on active duty in ’69-’72 when they were loaned to the movie folk. And there are pics on the interwebz of destroyed M10/36 TD’s, T34’s and Shermans littering the former Yugoslavia. Battlefield cleanup apparently isn’t their forte.

  51. avatar MiniMe says:

    “That squirrel is NOT getting away this time!”

  52. avatar Unarmed and Unnamed says:

    Semper fido, Devil Dog.

  53. avatar Scott says:

    Man’s best friend. And a dog.

  54. avatar Matt G says:

    First recorded reference to the term “sheep dog”…

  55. avatar Gunr says:

    We’d make a great team, if that pit bull with the tripod and belts would ever catch up.

  56. avatar Jay1987 says:

    THAT is one high caliber canine

  57. avatar bontai Joe says:

    Chuck Norris’s dog is a badass too!

  58. avatar CoolBreeze72 says:

    In my world… You don’t need a licence for either one!

  59. avatar Don says:

    Someone’s really bought into “sheepdog” philosophy.

  60. avatar Don says:

    Animal Liberation Front commando.

  61. avatar S.CROCK says:

    Lets see if the mean pitbull at the dog park picks on me now.

  62. avatar insertjjs says:

    the Damned Mail Men, They put one of ours in the kennel, We put one of theirs in the Morgue. That is the Chicago Dog way.

    1. avatar Ardent says:

      +10 internets!

  63. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    What, wait…
    I heard vet…shots…

  64. avatar MiketheHopsFarmer says:

    The Lend-Lease Act supplied arms to all Russians, Siberians included!

  65. avatar S.CROCK says:

    We will see how the LAPD likes it when somebody’s shooting back.

  66. avatar jsallison says:

    Awright you f”n jackwagon, I gave YOU the machine gun, not the mutt! Now go get it back and get yer fourth point of contact in gear or I will help you accelerate with the toe of my boot!

  67. avatar sam says:

    Fetch your own ball

  68. avatar defensor fortisimo says:

    Cry havoc…

  69. avatar J E says:

    The real reason he is man’s best friend.

  70. avatar Jt says:

    Tell the cat to stop being a pussy and be my a-gunner. I need someone to carry ammo.

  71. avatar Jt says:

    The latest in North Korean winter combat equipment. The hardest part is keeping the soldiers from eating the transportation system.

  72. avatar Jt says:

    Come on you pussies! Do you want to live forever? Let’s take this hill and then go find some bitches!

  73. avatar Don says:

    I’m just out enjoying the dog park exercising my RKBA. Am I being detained?! Am I being detained?! Am I being detained?!

  74. avatar Jt says:

    During WWII , Animals that failed out of the working dog program were made useful in other areas

  75. avatar Jt says:

    He was passed up at the pound for a German shepherd and volunteered to get revenge.

  76. avatar Jt says:

    That’s all you got? Where’s my parachute and mortar base plate?

  77. avatar Col. Angus says:

    I don’t have a clever caption but that picture has two of my favorite things…..

  78. avatar Christian says:

    Let slip the dogs of war.

  79. avatar Piet Padkos says:

    I believe my sign says NO SOLICITING!

  80. avatar Great Scot says:

    Wow. A rail-mounted dog. Sure beats cup holders!

  81. avatar Don Davis says:

    “I’ll show that dang cat a thing or two about spraying!”

  82. avatar AaronW says:

    “Lost dog… if found, please return him to the Knob Creek Gun Range, West Point Kentucky…”

  83. avatar stokeslawyer says:

    Why did my mother have to name me Tripod?

  84. avatar Sandor at the Zoo says:

    Man’s best friend’s best friend.

  85. avatar Jonathan - Houston says:

    His territory markings can be seen from space.
    He made Mayor Bloomberg his bitch.
    He invented “Doggie Style.”
    He is: the Most Interesting Dog in the World.
    “I don’t always carry a machine gun, but when I do, I prefer a Browning M1919.”

    1. avatar Robert says:

      If this comment doesn’t win…. I’ll be quite disappointed.

    2. avatar bontai Joe says:

      I too bow to your greatness, definitely the best answer in my opinion!

  86. avatar Burnout says:

    Let’s see those cats try to get away this time.

  87. avatar Scott says:

    Now, who’s the bitch?

  88. avatar Ardent says:

    Bowser, get those mines deployed forward! Spot, get me some wire up along that rise to funnel them! Patch, get on the radio and pre-plot us some indirect fires over that intersection. I need Mugs and and Shep to get that mortar emplaced and dialed in. Fido, give me a hand, we’ve got to get this machine gun to higher ground. That mail man won’t know what hit him!

  89. avatar Dave s says:

    Bo the bear dog was tired of getting beat up every time he treed a bear. He decided to remedy the problem….

  90. avatar Robert says:

    Very cute picture. The dog looks happy.

  91. avatar IdahoPete says:

    “Leashes? We don’ need no stinkin’ LEASHES!!!”

  92. avatar Wiscosotan says:

    It’s a dog-shoot-dog world out there.

  93. avatar Hugh Talkintome says:

    Democracy is Barak, Michelle and a dog voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed dog contesting the vote.

  94. avatar Cody says:

    “I have no idea what I’m doing.”

  95. avatar Hippi says:

    In my best Nugent “come on show me that machine gun smile”

  96. avatar Brian in Seattle says:

    Nobody is gonna register my guns! And they’re not gonna register my dog’s guns either!

  97. avatar PeterK says:

    His bark is definitely worse than his bite.

  98. avatar protaganis says:

    After years of watching his master play “Duck Hunt”…

  99. avatar Tony says:

    My two best friends.

  100. avatar LordGopu says:

    Newly trained assistance dog for those soldiers stuck carrying the machine gun in their squad.

  101. avatar John McPherson says:

    “Good Dog”

  102. avatar borg says:

    This is the picture for the new series Rin tin tin canine cop: full auto.

  103. avatar Daniel S. says:


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