Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - May 30, 2014 92 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email Post Views: 33 RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: Gun Control Zombies Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Precious, Tasty Creatures Gun Meme of the Day: A Shot at KELTEC Edition 92 COMMENTS DOG! Reply “Between the Middle-Ages and the Late-Industrial Age, Jousting had taken on a new form.” Reply “Don’t shoot me in the nuts. I still don’t trust this thing.” Reply “You shouldn’t kick me in the balls, Mrs. Kelly. My sister kicked me in the balls once . . .” Reply “Once…” Danny Vermin Reply Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you my newest invention… the riot shield. You see you use it to protect yourself from rocks and bottles that rioters throw at us. Reply “Tastes like chicken.” Reply WINNER!!!!! Reply The American Dr. Who had a very low budget Reply Darleks! Dahleks! How do you spell it? Reply Daleks. 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