Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - May 9, 2014 86 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: That’s How It Would Work Edition This Independence Day, You Do You Gun Meme of the Day: 10mm Shock Edition 86 COMMENTS “Eat lead death, zipper-eyed libtard!” Reply Tex Grebner shoots ‘iseff…inna mirruh! Reply But then his training kicked in, and he called his parents. Reply A turquoise hat and red tie? What was I thinking?!? Reply Shouldn’t have let your teenaged daughter pick out your outfit! Reply Keep the change, ya filthy animal! Reply …I know I’d heard that name Snakes before… Reply $200 tax stamp? Ha! We’s in the mob! We gets what we wants, see! Reply You’s can keep ya Straight Eight sights. I don’t need no stickin’ sights see. Reply Only a G-Man with a gun can stop a bad guy with a gun! Reply Yeah, but “G-man” today could be a woman and she could hail from the DHS, SSA, DeptEd, NOAA, BLM, Girl Scouts and the myriad other federal agencies that are not swatted up. Reply Oh, is this a gun free zone? Sorry, I didn’t see the sign. Reply Gangster ‘Johnny’: [hears knock at door] Who is it? Gangster ‘Snakes’: [Snakes comes in] It’s me, Snakes. I got the stuff. Gangster ‘Johnny’: Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell outta here. Gangster ‘Snakes’: All right, Johnny, but what about my money? Gangster ‘Johnny’: What money? Gangster ‘Snakes’: Acey said you had some dough for me. Gangster ‘Johnny’: That a fact? How much do I owe ya? Gangster ‘Snakes’: Acey said 10%. Gangster ‘Johnny’: [smirks] Too bad Acey ain’t in charge no more. Gangster ‘Snakes’: What do ya mean? Gangster ‘Johnny’: He’s upstairs takin’ a bath. He’ll call you when he gets out. [pause] Gangster ‘Johnny’: Hey, I tell ya what I’m gonna give *you*, Snakes. Gangster ‘Johnny’: I’m gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead! Gangster ‘Snakes’: [wide eyed and calm] All right, Johnny, I’m sorry. I’m goin’! Gangster ‘Johnny’: 1… 2… 10! [Insert Picture] Gangster ‘Johnny’: Keep the change, ya filthy animal! -Home Alone. Reply M1 – I was soooo going there but you beat me. Well played sir! Reply Best cameo yet. Yes, I’m Stan Lee. Reply Lead flies, Libtard dies! Reply “I ain’t one of Shannon’s fat rent-a-gumbas. I’m on Mayor Mikey’s crew. All the guns for us – all the lead for you, suckers!” Reply BUDDA BUDDA BUDDA What kinda Chicken$h1t outfit is this I gotta do my own sound effects? Reply What do you mean…9 rounds are not enough!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Reply “Youse wants to take a selfie with Shannon? Not gonna happen! BWAHAHAHAHA!” Reply This is what you get punk, if I don’t win the photo caption contest! Reply “I’s tinkin’ handloadin’ dese rounds wit black powda wan’t such a great idea, boss.” Reply This magazine shoots lazers! Reply You’ll neva take me Coppa! Er uh BLM!!! Reply “I’ll kill all you somina benches, fargin ice holes” Roman Maronie Reply Headline: Moronie Deported to Sweden. Says He’s Not From There. Reply “That yankee Dick Tracy has nuthin’ on me!” Reply Shannon’s ex husband Jayson grows a pair and lives out his ultimate fantasy Reply When there’s smoke, there’s ME… firing…. Reply I’m from the Government, and I’m here to help. Reply “Thanks, ‘Moms’! Heh heh heh….” Reply I order this from the hardware store and was delivered right to my door…..JEALOUS?!?!? Reply I got your plasma rifle, 40 watt range right here tough guy. Reply Not even Hilary could stop me with this ghost gun!!! Muhahaha Reply My bad! Gun Free Zone sign. I missed it. Reply Dang this thing is loud! How long’s it gonna take for the ATF to approve my suppressor application? Reply “Come here, you wascally wabbit!” Reply Here’s what I think of your “No Smoking” sign. Reply For personal protection, I have always preferred the Thompson. Oh, there are others, but nothing compares to the personal satisfaction of The Tommy Gun at work. Reply Ok, if you can do “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” with the Chicago typewriter you’ll get the job. Reply Eat Lead you stinking 2nd Amendment loving patriotic Americans. Reply Let’s see your ‘Gun-Free Zone’ sign try and stop me! Reply I just spent $200 on this tax stamp to get my tommy gun, I’m going get my money’s worth! Reply WHO FARTED?! Reply Winner! Reply Mr. Hushy, the TTAG comment moderator mascot, can viciously blow away your clever comedic posts, while saying . . . nothing at all. Reply RATATATATATATATATATATA Can’t hear what he is saying over the “rattle of the Thompson Gun” Reply Who farted? You bastard! Reply FOR THE CHILDREN!!!!! Reply Tastes like chicken! Reply +1! Reply “Of course it’s New York Compliant… stick mag only holds ten rounds…” Reply Slide-fire, Thompson Slide-fire. (BATF approved.) I like my guns shaking, not auto-seared. Reply “Look at THIS baby!” Reply Yippie Ki-A Mother(‘s demanding action) Reply Don’t be fooled by the blue headgear. I am NOT from the U.N. THIS is how I keep the peace. Reply Spray fiyah from da hip, just like Momma Feinstein always taught me. Reply “This is so fun! I’m gonna sell a million of these! 1934 is going to be my year!” Reply “I told you Bitch, time and time again!! I told you Leave Da Guns In California alone!!” ” I told ya when I married ya Dianne!” “But No! Yer stupid ass had to get in politics and be a Senator! Ya just had ta”!! Reply There is only two “take this copper” “take this you dirty rat,, yeah” Reply “Thank you Leyland Yee!” Reply “I don’t always go full auto…but when I do, I prefer Thompson. Stay 2A my friends”. The most interesting man in the world. Reply Great caption, I got an email one time when he was saying, “I don’t usually listen to Mexican music, but when I do, it’s because my drunk Mexican neighbors are up until after 2 am playing that shit! Reply Red’s Millinery and Armory Shoppe “Nyah, when it’s gotta be dead, it’s gotta be Red’s, see? Reply …And last but not least, my favorite: A Tommy gun! Reply Can you hear me NOW? Reply Oh man, I hope the flames from the muzzle don’t ignite that fart behind my head. Reply “That donation to bloomies campaign really payed off this year” Reply I never thought I would see the day shooting a .45 was cheaper than a .22!!! Reply “A man chooses… Thompson!” Reply “I told you you’d pay for making me wear this hat!” Reply I TOLD YOU I’D KILL EVERYONE THAT DIDNT SUPPORT MY GUN BAN! Reply “Frank said you’ll never play the Copa!!!!” Reply The mayors finialy give demanding mom’s some action. Reply SAY MY NAME!!!! SAY IT!!! Reply Molon Labe, motherf—er! Reply You live in a yellow submarine; you die in a yellow submarine! Reply LEEEEEEEEERRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYY———-JENKINS!!!!!!!! Reply NFA THIS! Reply My ex was at the door. Reply Keep the change yeah filthy beast! Reply “PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW…’MERICA!” Reply I really hope this civilian I’m shooting has a gun! I’d hate to lose three days paid! Reply Graze this Bundy! Reply I said, I’ve got a feeva and the only cure is more COWBELL! Reply Well done Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.