Weekend Photo Caption Contest


  1. avatar PeterC says:

    “Eat lead death, zipper-eyed libtard!”

  2. avatar SD3 says:

    Tex Grebner shoots ‘iseff…inna mirruh!

    1. avatar Fler says:

      But then his training kicked in, and he called his parents.

  3. avatar Grumpy F'er says:

    A turquoise hat and red tie? What was I thinking?!?

    1. avatar Gunr says:

      Shouldn’t have let your teenaged daughter pick out your outfit!

  4. avatar scooter says:

    Keep the change, ya filthy animal!

    1. avatar tmm says:

      …I know I’d heard that name Snakes before…

  5. avatar PeterK says:

    $200 tax stamp? Ha! We’s in the mob! We gets what we wants, see!

  6. avatar Gurney Halleck says:

    You’s can keep ya Straight Eight sights. I don’t need no stickin’ sights see.

  7. avatar Defens says:

    Only a G-Man with a gun can stop a bad guy with a gun!

    1. avatar CTsheepdog says:

      Yeah, but “G-man” today could be a woman and she could hail from the DHS, SSA, DeptEd, NOAA, BLM, Girl Scouts and the myriad other federal agencies that are not swatted up.

  8. avatar Phil Wilson says:

    Oh, is this a gun free zone? Sorry, I didn’t see the sign.

  9. avatar US Rifle Cal. .30 M1 says:

    Gangster ‘Johnny’: [hears knock at door] Who is it?
    Gangster ‘Snakes’: [Snakes comes in] It’s me, Snakes. I got the stuff.
    Gangster ‘Johnny’: Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell outta here.
    Gangster ‘Snakes’: All right, Johnny, but what about my money?
    Gangster ‘Johnny’: What money?
    Gangster ‘Snakes’: Acey said you had some dough for me.
    Gangster ‘Johnny’: That a fact? How much do I owe ya?
    Gangster ‘Snakes’: Acey said 10%.
    Gangster ‘Johnny’: [smirks] Too bad Acey ain’t in charge no more.
    Gangster ‘Snakes’: What do ya mean?
    Gangster ‘Johnny’: He’s upstairs takin’ a bath. He’ll call you when he gets out.
    Gangster ‘Johnny’: Hey, I tell ya what I’m gonna give *you*, Snakes.
    Gangster ‘Johnny’: I’m gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead!
    Gangster ‘Snakes’: [wide eyed and calm] All right, Johnny, I’m sorry. I’m goin’!
    Gangster ‘Johnny’: 1… 2… 10!

    [Insert Picture]

    Gangster ‘Johnny’: Keep the change, ya filthy animal!

    -Home Alone.

    1. avatar CTsheepdog says:

      M1 – I was soooo going there but you beat me. Well played sir!

  10. avatar Bryan says:

    Best cameo yet. Yes, I’m Stan Lee.

  11. avatar Bryan says:

    Lead flies, Libtard dies!

  12. avatar TheOtherDavid says:

    “I ain’t one of Shannon’s fat rent-a-gumbas. I’m on Mayor Mikey’s crew. All the guns for us – all the lead for you, suckers!”

  13. avatar jsallison says:


    What kinda Chicken$h1t outfit is this I gotta do my own sound effects?

  14. avatar CCDWGuy says:

    What do you mean…9 rounds are not enough!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  15. avatar Wendy says:

    “Youse wants to take a selfie with Shannon? Not gonna happen! BWAHAHAHAHA!”

  16. avatar Gunr says:

    This is what you get punk, if I don’t win the photo caption contest!

  17. avatar Sabrewolfe says:

    “I’s tinkin’ handloadin’ dese rounds wit black powda wan’t such a great idea, boss.”

  18. avatar JeffL says:

    This magazine shoots lazers!

  19. avatar Tom W. says:

    You’ll neva take me Coppa! Er uh BLM!!!

  20. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    “I’ll kill all you somina benches, fargin ice holes”

    Roman Maronie

    1. avatar Ralph says:

      Headline: Moronie Deported to Sweden. Says He’s Not From There.

  21. avatar CTsheepdog says:

    “That yankee Dick Tracy has nuthin’ on me!”

  22. avatar Dirk Diggler says:

    Shannon’s ex husband Jayson grows a pair and lives out his ultimate fantasy

  23. avatar AaronW says:

    When there’s smoke, there’s ME… firing….

  24. avatar Matt Barry says:

    I’m from the Government, and I’m here to help.

  25. avatar Another Robert says:

    “Thanks, ‘Moms’! Heh heh heh….”

  26. avatar Kenneth Kish says:

    I order this from the hardware store and was delivered right to my door…..JEALOUS?!?!?

  27. avatar MiketheHopsFarmer says:

    I got your plasma rifle, 40 watt range right here tough guy.

  28. avatar Timoteo says:

    Not even Hilary could stop me with this ghost gun!!! Muhahaha

  29. avatar Eric K says:

    My bad! Gun Free Zone sign. I missed it.

  30. avatar twency says:

    Dang this thing is loud! How long’s it gonna take for the ATF to approve my suppressor application?

  31. avatar Nate says:

    “Come here, you wascally wabbit!”

  32. avatar Jan Stepka says:

    Here’s what I think
    of your “No Smoking” sign.

  33. avatar Rebecca says:

    For personal protection, I have always preferred the Thompson. Oh, there are others, but nothing compares to the personal satisfaction of The Tommy Gun at work.

  34. avatar Chris. says:

    Ok, if you can do “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” with the Chicago typewriter you’ll get the job.

  35. avatar DBM says:

    Eat Lead you stinking 2nd Amendment loving patriotic Americans.

  36. avatar Zach says:

    Let’s see your ‘Gun-Free Zone’ sign try and stop me!

  37. avatar Nighthawk says:

    I just spent $200 on this tax stamp to get my tommy gun, I’m going get my money’s worth!

  38. avatar Phil says:


  39. avatar Mitchell! says:

    Mr. Hushy, the TTAG comment moderator mascot, can viciously blow away your clever comedic posts, while saying . . . nothing at all.

  40. avatar SigGuy says:


    Can’t hear what he is saying over the “rattle of the Thompson Gun”

  41. avatar greg says:

    Who farted? You bastard!

  42. avatar Rich Grise says:


  43. avatar William Burke says:

    Tastes like chicken!

    1. avatar TheBear says:


  44. avatar AaronW says:

    “Of course it’s New York Compliant… stick mag only holds ten rounds…”

  45. avatar Paul G. says:

    Slide-fire, Thompson Slide-fire. (BATF approved.) I like my guns shaking, not auto-seared.

  46. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    “Look at THIS baby!”

  47. avatar stokeslawyer says:

    Yippie Ki-A Mother(‘s demanding action)

  48. avatar BLAMMO says:

    Don’t be fooled by the blue headgear. I am NOT from the U.N. THIS is how I keep the peace.

  49. avatar Cameron S. says:

    Spray fiyah from da hip, just like Momma Feinstein always taught me.

  50. avatar Acepeacemaker says:

    “This is so fun! I’m gonna sell a million of these! 1934 is going to be my year!”

  51. avatar Mark says:

    “I told you Bitch, time and time again!! I told you Leave Da Guns In California alone!!” ” I told ya when I married ya Dianne!” “But No! Yer stupid ass had to get in politics and be a Senator! Ya just had ta”!!

  52. avatar KCK says:

    There is only two
    “take this copper”
    “take this you dirty rat,, yeah”

  53. avatar Pardueski says:

    “Thank you Leyland Yee!”

  54. avatar rt-texas says:

    “I don’t always go full auto…but when I do, I prefer Thompson. Stay 2A my friends”.

    The most interesting man in the world.

    1. avatar Gunr says:

      Great caption, I got an email one time when he was saying,
      “I don’t usually listen to Mexican music, but when I do, it’s because my drunk Mexican neighbors are up until after 2 am playing that shit!

  55. avatar Alex in IL says:

    Red’s Millinery and Armory Shoppe

    “Nyah, when it’s gotta be dead, it’s gotta be Red’s, see?

  56. avatar TheBear says:

    …And last but not least, my favorite: A Tommy gun!

  57. avatar Pantera Vazquez says:

    Can you hear me NOW?

  58. avatar Paul53, says:

    Oh man, I hope the flames from the muzzle don’t ignite that fart behind my head.

  59. avatar moose says:

    “That donation to bloomies campaign really payed off this year”

  60. avatar Blowup ire says:

    I never thought I would see the day shooting a .45 was cheaper than a .22!!!

  61. avatar Lucas D. says:

    “A man chooses… Thompson!”

  62. avatar Great Scot says:

    “I told you you’d pay for making me wear this hat!”

    1. avatar DBM says:


  63. avatar Bud-da says:

    “Frank said you’ll never play the Copa!!!!”

  64. avatar Jim at the NSA says:

    The mayors finialy give demanding mom’s some action.

  65. avatar dh34 says:

    SAY MY NAME!!!! SAY IT!!!

  66. avatar Rich Grise says:

    Molon Labe, motherf—er!

  67. avatar DV says:

    You live in a yellow submarine; you die in a yellow submarine!

  68. avatar Pulatso says:


  69. avatar JAS says:


  70. avatar Jeff says:

    My ex was at the door.

  71. avatar DBM says:

    Keep the change yeah filthy beast!

  72. avatar TheSleeperHasAwakened says:


  73. avatar Todd S says:

    I really hope this civilian I’m shooting has a gun! I’d hate to lose three days paid!

  74. avatar Full Cleveland says:

    Graze this Bundy!

  75. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

    I said, I’ve got a feeva and the only cure is more COWBELL!

    1. avatar Bud-da says:

      Well done

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