Home News Weekend Photo Caption Contest News Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - March 28, 2014 113 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Kentucky AG: Cities Can’t Prevent Employees From Carrying Firearms on the Job WATCH: ‘The View’ Guest Host Sherri Shepherd Explains Why She’s a First-Time Gun Owner 3D Printing Pioneer Jstark Dies Under Suspicious Circumstances 113 COMMENTS Hey look! Joe Biden is modeling the next great thing in home defense! Reply I thought he was preparing to go quail hunting with Dick Cheney… Reply Now no one will need a gun for self-defense! Reply I always thought it was a Civil War Iron Clad, not Civil War Iron Lad. Reply I’m the juggernaut, bitch! Reply None shall pass! Reply It’s only a flesh wound!!! You pre-moistened bint!!! Reply +1000 Reply The first Tank prototype, EVER! Reply How do I get to the gun rights rally in Hartford Connecticut next Saturday? It’s a long walk and I have to get going before my Mom calls me home. Reply The human cannon ball from Barnum and Bailey’s forms a militia of 1. 1 crazy, bad ass mofo. Reply Stand strong Connecticut Reply Hahahahaha Reply loooooooool Reply I like this one. Also this pic is borderline nightmare fuel. Reply Win. Reply Winner, winner, chicken dinner… Reply Everyone sing-along.. I AM IRONMAN… dunna dunna dunna dunna dunn dunna a dunna dun dun Reply Dang, beat me to it. Reply How did I not think of that? Ozzzzzy! Reply NYPD SWAT, Circa 1834 Reply “Ok, Mr. Cheney, I’m prepared to go Duck Hunting.” Reply Winner! Major chuckles! Reply Ted Nugent’s answer to MDA’s “right to feel safe” Reply Robocop v 0.0.1 Reply Open Carry in Fuddville. Reply StateRunMedia(tm) reporter wearing fact-proof outfit while hunting a story. http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/185979/ Reply Metal Gear Soild circa 1881 Reply Oh, Oz never did give something to the Tinman, that he didn’t, didn’t already have….. Reply Iron frog regiment of the Potomac Reply The original Iron man. Reply And suddenly the Tin Man realized leaving Oz was a very, very bad mistake. Reply “Come at me, bro!” Reply Ned Kelley? Never heard of her. Reply 1st Gen Reactive targets Reply Ned Kelly rules, OK. Reply I am a robot Reply The costume party judges were at an impasse; was he dressed as Ned Kelly or a distillery? Reply Personal body armor in the 1800’s, was not quite up to more recent standards. Reply I am Lotar from the planet Neptune. Bring me your Earth women. (cough) The pretty ones…I mean. OK? Reply After Dorothy left for Kansas, the Tin Man became worried about who would protect him. Reply Ladies! Reply Lothar of the Kill People! Reply Wall-E 2: Death Dance Reply What are the circumstances surrounding this pic? The truth has to be better than any fiction I could think up. Reply I’m going bird hunting with Dick Chaney. Want to come? Reply “Our Gang’s” Spanky out to defend the 2A against that milk toast Alfalfa looking to impress anti-gun Darla. Btw, Miss Crabtree carried a snubby .32 in her handbag. Reply Worked so well at the driving range,why not at the rifle range???? Reply Nobody needs a highly ridiculous glock assault uniform. Reply Open day of deer season. on public land. ‘Wish me luck’ Reply +1. Reply Hunter safety gone wrong (it really needs more ORANGE) Reply Hey, where are the white women at? Reply I believe thats Ned Kelley the famous Australian outlaw. Reply Gumby saw some things, man. Reply lol Reply You throw a bucket of water on her. I’ll stick with the rifle, if you don’t mind. Reply “Yo Bullet Bill, I heard you like guns. So I gave you a gun to shoot Mario while you shoot Mario.” Reply Mr. Planter’s apparently having a very bad day! Tom Reply Dan Zimmerman: “How’s this for some home-made body armor?” Reply Safe sex was very different in the old days. Reply Uhhmmmm… Operator? Haha Reply This is what I wear when I bring out the ol 2 gauge. Reply Bite my shiny metal ass. Reply Your ribs are almost done, sir! Reply “This will protect my virginity forever” Reply ” I’m looking for Leland Yee “ Reply And it’s not that noticeable Reply The eyebrows cost extra! Reply Am I being detained, officer? Reply “No, son, we enforce the laws of society. The only laws you’ve broken are the laws of nature. Those ain’t in our jurisdiction.” Reply Dianne Feinsteins security detail when she was running for mayor of San Francisco in 1895. Reply Normalize this. Reply Does this make me look fat? Reply Obama – ready for Putin. Reply Just a little something to spice up the next open carry rally Reply Awesom-O has really lowered his standards. Reply I’m the Black Knight. I’m Invincible. I’m NOT a loony. Reply “The Fire Hydrant” . From the Urban Camo collection. Reply “I am Ironman…” (Ozzy, not Tony) Reply Body Armor: when it was really navah bean done bee-fowah. Reply I am the knight that says “neicht, neicht, neicht.” Reply Few people know that modern body armor was first invented in World War I. Reply During the civil war, the first attempt at a human powered torpedo had a few shortcomings. Reply Times were tough in OZ, but when when he was needed the tin man answered freedom’s call. Reply “I’m from the future, I’m here to help.” Reply Pfft, and Dan Zimmerman says you cannot create effective home made body armor Reply Rem Oil Can!…………………. Rem Oil Can! Reply With the success of the Monitor in battle, Jefferson Davis ordered development of personal armor to combat the Union numerical superiority. Reply Seen here, Private Jenkins took over testing duties from Corporal Rhiner, who was the victim of papier machê prototype armor. Reply Iron man combat suit version one point uh-oh.. Reply “You wouldn’t believe the things I’ve seen…” Reply Mr. Peanut’s long lost twin….. Reply The height of low-speed high-drag operator fashion in the post-civil war era. — The range I go to has strict safety rules – in addition to eyes and ears, head and chest protection is also required. — After the civil war re-enanctment, I’m going to a renaissance fair. Reply Typical Illinois resident before their concealed carry law passed. Reply To Dan and JP-Proof that budget body armor IS possible…… Reply The ultimate steampunk! Reply Klaatu Barada Niktu Reply Gort. Coolest name in sci fi, ever. Reply RPS v0.1. Rape Prevention System. Reply I like to party! Reply Civil War Tacticoool Reply I said it was good to wear UNDERarmor for a hot day at the range, not OVERarmor!! Reply He needs to weld a metal necktie on the front. Reply Oooh, they’ve encased him in carbonite!! Reply Now this is a suit of armor…. Let’s get it on! Reply “Russian special forces stand ready to invade Ukraine.” Reply Early Dr Who cyber man prop/costume Reply “Engage me, ruffians!” Reply Am I turtle-enough for your turtle club? Reply Ichy-ichy-ptang! Reply Little Jimmy took “playing war” very seriously as a child. Reply Look what I found in Area 51. drmrs 4/3/2014 Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.