Weekend Photo Caption Contest

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  1. avatar Brad says:

    Hey look! Joe Biden is modeling the next great thing in home defense!

    1. avatar Jamie says:

      I thought he was preparing to go quail hunting with Dick Cheney…

  2. avatar William Burke says:

    Now no one will need a gun for self-defense!

  3. avatar BDub says:

    I always thought it was a Civil War Iron Clad, not Civil War Iron Lad.

  4. avatar Tom of Toms says:

    I’m the juggernaut, bitch!

  5. avatar DonS says:

    None shall pass!

    1. avatar Daniel Silverman says:

      It’s only a flesh wound!!!
      You pre-moistened bint!!!

  6. avatar JAS says:

    The first Tank prototype, EVER!

  7. avatar CTsheepdog says:

    How do I get to the gun rights rally in Hartford Connecticut next Saturday? It’s a long walk and I have to get going before my Mom calls me home.

  8. avatar jwm says:

    The human cannon ball from Barnum and Bailey’s forms a militia of 1. 1 crazy, bad ass mofo.

  9. avatar Zachary marrs says:

    Stand strong Connecticut

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    2. avatar Matt in Idaho says:


    3. avatar B says:

      I like this one. Also this pic is borderline nightmare fuel.

    4. avatar AnotherOne says:


    5. avatar g says:

      Winner, winner, chicken dinner…

  10. avatar dave says:

    Everyone sing-along..

    I AM IRONMAN… dunna dunna dunna dunna dunn dunna a dunna dun dun

    1. avatar JoshtheViking says:

      Dang, beat me to it.

    2. avatar CTsheepdog says:

      How did I not think of that? Ozzzzzy!

  11. avatar Charles5 says:

    NYPD SWAT, Circa 1834

  12. avatar Liberty2Alpha says:

    “Ok, Mr. Cheney, I’m prepared to go Duck Hunting.”

    1. avatar Gregolas says:

      Winner! Major chuckles!

  13. avatar Brandon says:

    Ted Nugent’s answer to MDA’s “right to feel safe”

  14. avatar G says:

    Robocop v 0.0.1

  15. avatar rlc2 says:

    Open Carry in Fuddville.

  16. avatar rlc2 says:

    StateRunMedia(tm) reporter wearing fact-proof outfit while hunting a story.

  17. avatar T says:

    Metal Gear Soild circa 1881

  18. avatar Mark D says:

    Oh, Oz never did give something to the Tinman, that he didn’t, didn’t already have…..

  19. avatar Micah from The Republic of Texas says:

    Iron frog regiment of the Potomac

  20. avatar Emancipator144 says:

    The original Iron man.

  21. And suddenly the Tin Man realized leaving Oz was a very, very bad mistake.

  22. avatar Shwiggie says:

    “Come at me, bro!”

  23. avatar The Sav says:

    Ned Kelley?
    Never heard of her.

  24. avatar Natty Light says:

    1st Gen Reactive targets

  25. avatar P.M.Lawrence says:

    Ned Kelly rules, OK.

  26. avatar Robertmw says:

    I am a robot

  27. avatar Aaronw says:

    The costume party judges were at an impasse; was he dressed as Ned Kelly or a distillery?

  28. avatar Gunr says:

    Personal body armor in the 1800’s, was not quite up to more recent standards.

  29. avatar JR LORENCZ says:

    I am Lotar from the planet Neptune. Bring me your Earth women. (cough) The pretty ones…I mean. OK?

  30. avatar Paul53, says:

    After Dorothy left for Kansas, the Tin Man became worried about who would protect him.

  31. avatar Phil says:


  32. avatar Ing says:

    Lothar of the Kill People!

  33. avatar the ruester says:

    Wall-E 2: Death Dance

  34. avatar H.R. says:

    What are the circumstances surrounding this pic? The truth has to be better than any fiction I could think up.

  35. avatar Cookie says:

    I’m going bird hunting with Dick Chaney. Want to come?

  36. avatar CTsheepdog says:

    “Our Gang’s” Spanky out to defend the 2A against that milk toast Alfalfa looking to impress anti-gun Darla.

    Btw, Miss Crabtree carried a snubby .32 in her handbag.

  37. avatar T.S says:

    Worked so well at the driving range,why not at the rifle range????

  38. avatar SigGuy says:

    Nobody needs a highly ridiculous glock assault uniform.

  39. avatar kenny m says:

    Open day of deer season. on public land. ‘Wish me luck’

  40. avatar Mark says:

    Hunter safety gone wrong (it really needs more ORANGE)

  41. avatar Mark Lloyd says:

    Hey, where are the white women at?

  42. avatar kenny m says:

    I believe thats Ned Kelley the famous Australian outlaw.

  43. avatar Al says:

    Gumby saw some things, man.

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  44. avatar JasonM says:

    You throw a bucket of water on her. I’ll stick with the rifle, if you don’t mind.

  45. avatar Dfens says:

    “Yo Bullet Bill, I heard you like guns.

    So I gave you a gun to shoot Mario while you shoot Mario.”

  46. avatar Tom from Georgia says:

    Mr. Planter’s apparently having a very bad day!


  47. avatar Fancy says:

    Dan Zimmerman: “How’s this for some home-made body armor?”

  48. avatar joleme says:

    Safe sex was very different in the old days.

  49. avatar Ontheotherhand says:

    Uhhmmmm… Operator? Haha

  50. avatar Philip Mehegan says:

    This is what I wear when I bring out the ol 2 gauge.

  51. avatar jwm says:

    Bite my shiny metal ass.

  52. avatar Steve S says:

    Your ribs are almost done, sir!

  53. avatar Matt o says:

    “This will protect my virginity forever”

  54. avatar Duallydog says:

    ” I’m looking for Leland Yee “

  55. avatar chris says:

    And it’s not that noticeable

  56. avatar sagebrushracer says:

    The eyebrows cost extra!

  57. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    Am I being detained, officer?

    1. avatar jwm says:

      “No, son, we enforce the laws of society. The only laws you’ve broken are the laws of nature. Those ain’t in our jurisdiction.”

  58. avatar jwm says:

    Dianne Feinsteins security detail when she was running for mayor of San Francisco in 1895.

  59. avatar peterK says:

    Normalize this.

  60. avatar HiPlanesDrifter says:

    Does this make me look fat?

  61. avatar HiPlanesDrifter says:

    Obama – ready for Putin.

  62. avatar joel says:

    Just a little something to spice up the next open carry rally

  63. avatar Hryan says:

    Awesom-O has really lowered his standards.

  64. avatar Paul says:

    I’m the Black Knight. I’m Invincible. I’m NOT a loony.

  65. avatar Gregolas says:

    “The Fire Hydrant” . From the Urban Camo collection.

  66. avatar JPaul says:

    “I am Ironman…” (Ozzy, not Tony)

  67. avatar disthunder says:

    Body Armor: when it was really navah bean done bee-fowah.

  68. avatar Paul53, says:

    I am the knight that says “neicht, neicht, neicht.”

  69. avatar Paul53, says:

    Few people know that modern body armor was first invented in World War I.

  70. avatar Paul53, says:

    During the civil war, the first attempt at a human powered torpedo had a few shortcomings.

  71. avatar Alan Stephenson says:

    Times were tough in OZ, but when when he was needed the tin man answered freedom’s call.

  72. avatar Royal T says:

    “I’m from the future, I’m here to help.”

  73. avatar Nate says:

    Pfft, and Dan Zimmerman says you cannot create effective home made body armor

  74. avatar KCK says:

    Rem Oil Can!…………………. Rem Oil Can!

  75. avatar Mark N. says:

    With the success of the Monitor in battle, Jefferson Davis ordered development of personal armor to combat the Union numerical superiority.

  76. avatar Alex in IL says:

    Seen here, Private Jenkins took over testing duties from Corporal Rhiner, who was the victim of papier machê prototype armor.

  77. avatar John L. says:

    Iron man combat suit version one point uh-oh..

  78. avatar Jürgen says:

    “You wouldn’t believe the things I’ve seen…”

  79. avatar Don Davis says:

    Mr. Peanut’s long lost twin…..

  80. avatar 45acp says:

    The height of low-speed high-drag operator fashion in the post-civil war era.

    The range I go to has strict safety rules – in addition to eyes and ears, head and chest protection is also required.

    After the civil war re-enanctment, I’m going to a renaissance fair.

  81. avatar N8thecowboy says:

    Typical Illinois resident before their concealed carry law passed.

  82. avatar Pantera Vazquez says:

    To Dan and JP-Proof that budget body armor IS possible……

  83. avatar Philip Mehegan says:

    The ultimate steampunk!

  84. avatar Aaronw says:

    Klaatu Barada Niktu

    1. avatar jwm says:

      Gort. Coolest name in sci fi, ever.

  85. avatar dave says:

    RPS v0.1. Rape Prevention System.

  86. avatar cz82mak says:

    I like to party!

  87. avatar mtshootist1 says:

    Civil War Tacticoool

  88. avatar 45acp says:

    I said it was good to wear UNDERarmor for a hot day at the range, not OVERarmor!!

  89. He needs to weld a metal necktie on the front.

  90. avatar Simpers says:

    Oooh, they’ve encased him in carbonite!!

  91. avatar Jennifer Bennett says:

    Now this is a suit of armor…. Let’s get it on!

  92. avatar Marine 03 says:

    “Russian special forces stand ready to invade Ukraine.”

  93. avatar Swarm oo3 says:

    Early Dr Who cyber man prop/costume

  94. avatar Duncan Idaho says:

    “Engage me, ruffians!”

  95. avatar R. Kuja says:

    Am I turtle-enough for your turtle club?

  96. avatar Alan Longnecker says:


  97. avatar Rex says:

    Little Jimmy took “playing war” very seriously as a child.

  98. avatar drmrs says:

    Look what I found in Area 51. drmrs 4/3/2014

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