Weekend Photo Caption Contest


  1. avatar Jim R says:

    He ain’t missing the wedding THIS time…

  2. avatar the ruester says:

    Bridesmaids 2: The Reckoning

    1. avatar doesky2 says:

      “…..so then they say that they were The Deadly Viper Assasination Squad and I just laughed like hell and pulled this out and told them that Bill can kiss my azz and plugged them all”


  3. avatar Old Ben turning in grave says:

    Their trigger discipline needs more discipline. Someone was going to say it.

    1. avatar Samuel Leoon Suggs says:

      Someone else will say it anyway and someone after them; so instead of solving the problem your just piling on.

      1. avatar CPT Obvious says:

        They shouldn’t have their fingers on the triggers, either.

  4. avatar Daniel Silverman says:

    And that son is what a high capacity wedding looks like.

  5. avatar FortWorthColtGuy says:

    I have heard of a shotgun wedding, but a modern sporting rifle wedding? That is new to me.

    1. avatar Phil says:

      This is what double-barrel Joe is trying to take away!

  6. avatar William Burke says:

    “Now remember, when the groom says, ‘I do,’, we pull these out from under our gowns, and no one leaves alive. Except the groom.”

  7. avatar Bigred2989 says:

    You may Kriss the bride.

    1. avatar -Peter says:

      Winner’s circle!

  8. avatar BTinAfghan says:

    Three Brides in search for Mr. Right.

    Do you feel lucky? Well do ya?

  9. avatar Frank Masotti says:

    Well now that is a hell of a wedding. 🙂

  10. avatar dakiwi13 says:

    i’m not too impressed by three below average looking women with no trigger discipline

    1. avatar Samuel Leoon Suggs says:

      Thats ok this isn’t designed to please you it’s designed to provide joke fodder for the rest of us.

  11. avatar ready,fire,aim says:

    bride to brides maids..”does this AR make my ass look fat?”

    1. avatar Rick F. says:

      …chicken dinner.

  12. avatar Kane says:

    “Shotgun wedding? Puhlease”

  13. avatar BTinAfghan says:

    following the nuptials, the bridesmaids prepare for some celebratory fire after years of waiting for Audrey to finally marry Seymour

    1. “A backstop of our own
      And patterns in bold ink
      A good exploding target set
      For when we want to plink
      A picture out of online TTAG magazine…
      On a target range we’ll share

      ===|==============/ Keith DeHavelle

  14. avatar 16V says:

    They won’t let us throw rice anymore. So you know what to do when they release those doves…

    1. avatar CA.Ben says:

      Hahahahahaha, winner!

  15. avatar Model66 says:

    Somthing old, something new,
    Something borrowed, something blued.

    1. avatar Model66 says:


      ” “I will not have a shotgun wedding,” he says.”

      1. avatar Michael in GA says:

        I like your first one.
        Mine was:
        Not your Daddy’s shotgun wedding.

        1. avatar Michael says:

          David Koresh’s wedding photos.

      2. avatar -Peter says:

        Should have quit while you were ahead.

      3. avatar 16V says:

        Something fornicated, something phosphated?

    2. avatar tmm says:

      dammit, too late, that was mine

    3. avatar Eric says:

      Yup, win.

    4. avatar Matt in FL says:

      Yep, I think we’re done here.

    5. avatar the ruester says:

      66, you are killing it, man!

    6. avatar rlc2 says:

      ding ding ding!

  16. avatar tfunk says:

    While the others laughed at her for holding “just” a pistol, Sheila couldn’t help but smirk, secure in the knowledge that she was the only one not compensating for a small penis.

  17. avatar Anthony O. says:

    No trigger discipline: 2/10 would not bang.

  18. avatar Gurney Halleck says:

    Its a nice day for a Knights Armament wedding.

  19. avatar BTinAfghan says:

    New from A&E combines Sister Wives with The Batchlorette to be called Sister Wives begins the new season with the wedding. One lucky guy will meet and marry these eager brides. Good luck and may the best man win.

  20. avatar Sammy says:

    Moms demand “action”!

  21. avatar ccdwguy says:

    And he was smart enough to know we would love going to the range, that’s why I love him.

  22. avatar Randy Drescher says:

    Eat your heart out feinswine bit..h, Randy

  23. avatar Piet Padkos says:

    Assault weddings.

    Three brides enter, one bride leaves.

    Tonight on Bravo.

  24. avatar theboi says:

    “Till Death due us apart”

  25. avatar Ross says:

    “If anybody here objects to this union, speak now or forever hold your peace”

    1. avatar IIIpercenter says:

      “If anyone here objects to this union, speak now AND forever hold your peace.”

  26. avatar Crystal says:

    Hahahaha he’s with all three of us

  27. avatar Denny says:

    If he does not marry you this time, HE and his family are going down this time!

  28. avatar Tile floor says:

    Here comes the nine

  29. avatar NickTX says:


  30. avatar Troutbum5 says:

    No more ugly bridesmaid dresses!

  31. avatar pirateye says:

    The freshman of the bridal trigger finger education class.

  32. avatar P.M.Lawrence says:

    Do these colours co-ordinate?

  33. avatar Phil says:

    No one will ask if they DESERVE to wear white.

  34. avatar Jesse M says:

    Is that a SAW on the right?

    1. avatar LongBeach says:

      Nope, it’s a HOE…

  35. avatar Anthony says:

    Sadie Hawkins day just took a terrible turn.

  36. avatar An American says:

    Bridesmaids for Obama’s daughter

  37. avatar Paul G. says:

    3 brides for “3-gunners”.

    1. avatar Fionn MacCumhail says:


  38. avatar Steve B says:

    “It WOULD be a shotgun wedding, if our Daddy owned one.”

  39. avatar Dirk Diggler says:

    Wet Dream: Shannon Watts’ daughters’ wedding day and they marry against mommy dearest’s wishes

    1. avatar Model 31 says:

      “Next on NBC, Dirk Diggler stars in “My Three Sons”. Dirk and Shannon don’t see eye-to-eye at the rehearsal dinner. Will it be enough to call off the weddings? Stay tuned”

  40. avatar Private Pyle says:

    Send a copy to Joe Biden.

  41. 3 weddings and a funeral !

  42. avatar HiPlanesDrifter says:

    Obama says gay marriage should be legal; we say 3-lesbian marriages should be too!

  43. avatar RockThisTown says:

    Gowns by Oscar de la Remington.

  44. avatar RockThisTown says:

    After the wedding, guests toss Browning rice on the bride & groom.

  45. avatar Mina says:

    aren’t the girls supposed to keep their fingers to themselves until after the wedding?

  46. avatar RockThisTown says:

    Lock arms as you walk down the aisle.

  47. avatar RockThisTown says:

    It was a lovely wedding . . . a bitter 3-cling to guns ceremony.

  48. avatar MrVigs says:

    New from Blackhawk!

    Tactical Wedding Dresses in Arctic White digi-camo

  49. avatar Luis says:

    And then I asked him, “you’re not getting cold feet are you?”, and he said “NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!” Hahahahahha!!!

  50. avatar A-Rod says:

    “No I don’t feel like a cheapskate. I stuck with tradition and got him a watch. He is the one that splurged. Haha”

  51. avatar RockThisTown says:

    On their wedding day, two hearts come together that pack heat as one.

  52. avatar Louis says:

    The other 69 virgins are taking a break. We’re your escort.

  53. avatar RockThisTown says:

    The family that open marries together open carries together.

  54. avatar PeterK says:

    Good thing those arctic white stocks are coming out so our accessories will match the dress for the wedding.

  55. avatar RockThisTown says:

    He’s making you sign a pre-nup? We’ll see about that!

  56. avatar Gregolas says:

    ” And they told us registering at GunBroker wouldn’t work!”

  57. avatar Justin says:

    Oh thank god… Here I thought it was going to be a shotgun wedding!

  58. avatar jwm says:

    Charlie’s Angels, the straight to dvd sequel.

    1. avatar Ben says:

      Haley’s Angels?

  59. avatar jwm says:

    Is the girl on the right holding a SAW? Must be an Isreali wedding.

  60. avatar JAS says:

    Cold feet? Not an option.

  61. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    Do NOT tell this bride the joke about why brides wear white.

  62. avatar JabbaTheWhat01 says:

    It was not a shotgun wedding.

  63. avatar Joel says:

    ……..so I told him “no honey, size doesn’t matter, but caliber does”

  64. avatar J D Williams says:

    We’re cleared “weapons hot”. Just let somebody object this time!

  65. avatar shhh says:

    shotgun weddings are so 20th century

  66. avatar Paul G says:

    I am sorry ladies, but no getting loaded until after the ceremony.

  67. avatar Dallassoxfan says:

    Shotgun weddings: San Francisco

  68. avatar John L. says:

    Hey … Where’d you find a picture from my wife’s bachelorette party?

  69. avatar dudebro says:

    let the money dance begin

  70. avatar jwm says:

    The ushers and best man don’t know it yet, but they’re all doing a full monty dance at the reception. To the music of the Village People.

  71. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

    “The photographer is not in charge of my wedding…”

  72. avatar Al says:

    Weapons by FN, women by GLOCK.

  73. avatar SWAMP DADDY says:

    Tonight, he will perform exactly as instructed and will only be released when I’m satisfied!!!!

  74. avatar Wassim Absood says:

    “I do”

  75. avatar IdahoPete says:

    “Shotgun wedding”? How old-school.

  76. avatar KCK says:

    Shotgun wedding
    Taser reception
    Handcuff honeymoon

  77. avatar SWAMP DADDY says:

    The wedding party’s black accoutrements complimented a very modern tactical design theme.

  78. avatar Carlos U. says:

    Shotgun weddings are so passe.

  79. avatar Ari says:

    Say YES to the GUN!

  80. avatar Paul G. says:

    Going to the opera may be a black tie affair, but this wedding is strictly a black GUN affair.

  81. avatar Robert D. says:

    For the love of God, someone get those girls some real guns.

  82. avatar neiowa says:

    Gonna find me a maaaaan.

    1. avatar jwm says:

      At least you’re not in the closet any more.

  83. avatar Andy says:

    ” and thats how you handle the Mother-in-law!”

  84. avatar Erin says:

    Get your fingers out of the f–king trigger wells!

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