Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - January 31, 2014 115 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: One Last Christmas Meme for 2023 Gun Meme of the Day: Die Hard Edition Gun Meme of the Day: That’s Fascinating Edition 115 COMMENTS He ain’t missing the wedding THIS time… Reply Bridesmaids 2: The Reckoning Reply Yes! Reply “…..so then they say that they were The Deadly Viper Assasination Squad and I just laughed like hell and pulled this out and told them that Bill can kiss my azz and plugged them all” http://theincredibletide.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/deadly-viper-assassination-squad.jpg%3Fw%3D1200 Reply Their trigger discipline needs more discipline. Someone was going to say it. Reply Someone else will say it anyway and someone after them; so instead of solving the problem your just piling on. Reply They shouldn’t have their fingers on the triggers, either. Reply And that son is what a high capacity wedding looks like. Reply I have heard of a shotgun wedding, but a modern sporting rifle wedding? That is new to me. Reply This is what double-barrel Joe is trying to take away! Reply “Now remember, when the groom says, ‘I do,’, we pull these out from under our gowns, and no one leaves alive. Except the groom.” Reply You may Kriss the bride. Reply Winner’s circle! Reply Three Brides in search for Mr. Right. Do you feel lucky? Well do ya? Reply Well now that is a hell of a wedding. 🙂 Reply i’m not too impressed by three below average looking women with no trigger discipline Reply Thats ok this isn’t designed to please you it’s designed to provide joke fodder for the rest of us. Reply bride to brides maids..”does this AR make my ass look fat?” Reply …chicken dinner. Reply “Shotgun wedding? Puhlease” Reply following the nuptials, the bridesmaids prepare for some celebratory fire after years of waiting for Audrey to finally marry Seymour Reply “A backstop of our own And patterns in bold ink A good exploding target set For when we want to plink A picture out of online TTAG magazine… On a target range we’ll share AR-15!” ===|==============/ Keith DeHavelle Reply They won’t let us throw rice anymore. So you know what to do when they release those doves… Reply Hahahahahaha, winner! Reply Yes! Reply Somthing old, something new, Something borrowed, something blued. Reply Win! Reply OR ” “I will not have a shotgun wedding,” he says.” “FINE!!” Reply I like your first one. Mine was: Not your Daddy’s shotgun wedding. Reply David Koresh’s wedding photos. Should have quit while you were ahead. Reply Something fornicated, something phosphated? Reply dammit, too late, that was mine Reply Yup, win. Reply Yep, I think we’re done here. Reply 66, you are killing it, man! Reply ding ding ding! Reply While the others laughed at her for holding “just” a pistol, Sheila couldn’t help but smirk, secure in the knowledge that she was the only one not compensating for a small penis. Reply No trigger discipline: 2/10 would not bang. Reply Top kek! Reply Its a nice day for a Knights Armament wedding. Reply New from A&E combines Sister Wives with The Batchlorette to be called Sister Wives begins the new season with the wedding. One lucky guy will meet and marry these eager brides. Good luck and may the best man win. Reply Moms demand “action”! Reply And he was smart enough to know we would love going to the range, that’s why I love him. Reply Eat your heart out feinswine bit..h, Randy Reply Assault weddings. Three brides enter, one bride leaves. Tonight on Bravo. Reply “Till Death due us apart” Reply “If anybody here objects to this union, speak now or forever hold your peace” Reply “If anyone here objects to this union, speak now AND forever hold your peace.” Reply That to. Reply Hahahaha he’s with all three of us Reply If he does not marry you this time, HE and his family are going down this time! Reply Here comes the nine Reply BrideZillas Reply No more ugly bridesmaid dresses! Reply The freshman of the bridal trigger finger education class. Reply Do these colours co-ordinate? Reply No one will ask if they DESERVE to wear white. Reply Is that a SAW on the right? Reply Nope, it’s a HOE… Reply Sadie Hawkins day just took a terrible turn. Reply Bridesmaids for Obama’s daughter Reply 3 brides for “3-gunners”. Reply +1 Reply “It WOULD be a shotgun wedding, if our Daddy owned one.” Reply Wet Dream: Shannon Watts’ daughters’ wedding day and they marry against mommy dearest’s wishes Reply “Next on NBC, Dirk Diggler stars in “My Three Sons”. Dirk and Shannon don’t see eye-to-eye at the rehearsal dinner. Will it be enough to call off the weddings? Stay tuned” Reply gunaway bride. Reply Send a copy to Joe Biden. Reply 3 weddings and a funeral ! Reply Obama says gay marriage should be legal; we say 3-lesbian marriages should be too! Reply Gowns by Oscar de la Remington. Reply After the wedding, guests toss Browning rice on the bride & groom. Reply aren’t the girls supposed to keep their fingers to themselves until after the wedding? Reply Lock arms as you walk down the aisle. Reply It was a lovely wedding . . . a bitter 3-cling to guns ceremony. Reply New from Blackhawk! Tactical Wedding Dresses in Arctic White digi-camo Reply And then I asked him, “you’re not getting cold feet are you?”, and he said “NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!” Hahahahahha!!! Reply “No I don’t feel like a cheapskate. I stuck with tradition and got him a watch. He is the one that splurged. Haha” Reply On their wedding day, two hearts come together that pack heat as one. Reply The other 69 virgins are taking a break. We’re your escort. Reply The family that open marries together open carries together. Reply Good thing those arctic white stocks are coming out so our accessories will match the dress for the wedding. Reply He’s making you sign a pre-nup? We’ll see about that! Reply ” And they told us registering at GunBroker wouldn’t work!” Reply Oh thank god… Here I thought it was going to be a shotgun wedding! Reply Charlie’s Angels, the straight to dvd sequel. Reply Haley’s Angels? Reply Is the girl on the right holding a SAW? Must be an Isreali wedding. Reply Cold feet? Not an option. Reply Do NOT tell this bride the joke about why brides wear white. Reply It was not a shotgun wedding. Reply ……..so I told him “no honey, size doesn’t matter, but caliber does” Reply We’re cleared “weapons hot”. Just let somebody object this time! Reply shotgun weddings are so 20th century Reply I am sorry ladies, but no getting loaded until after the ceremony. Reply Shotgun weddings: San Francisco Reply Hey … Where’d you find a picture from my wife’s bachelorette party? Reply let the money dance begin Reply The ushers and best man don’t know it yet, but they’re all doing a full monty dance at the reception. To the music of the Village People. Reply “The photographer is not in charge of my wedding…” Reply Weapons by FN, women by GLOCK. Reply Tonight, he will perform exactly as instructed and will only be released when I’m satisfied!!!! Reply “I do” Reply “Shotgun wedding”? How old-school. Reply Shotgun wedding Taser reception Handcuff honeymoon Reply The wedding party’s black accoutrements complimented a very modern tactical design theme. Reply Shotgun weddings are so passe. Reply Say YES to the GUN! Reply Going to the opera may be a black tie affair, but this wedding is strictly a black GUN affair. Reply For the love of God, someone get those girls some real guns. Reply Gonna find me a maaaaan. Reply At least you’re not in the closet any more. Reply ” and thats how you handle the Mother-in-law!” Reply Get your fingers out of the f–king trigger wells! Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.