its going to be a Keenu Reeves movie. We’ll need to keep waiting.
That’s one hell of a leaf blower.
The new ‘fine’ for parking in a handicapped space without a placard. East LA style.
I. Will. Never. Forget. My. Car keys. Again.
Here, we see a piece of wood lighting up a human for a change
There was a spider on my windshield. I got it though!
Winner winner chicken dinner
At least the EOtech is mounted right.
Take my cupcake will you…
New remote keyless entry system.
Who is a sad Keanu now?
Get a shave and a haircut and start acting like a man peckerhead.
Greasy hair. Greasy gun. Damn fine suit.
Sorry! Wrong car.
How does this trigger thingy work again?? oops…!
Last time they let the taximeter run
If these pellets aren’t moving at least 1500 fps… Well… Either way your head is going to pop like a melon…
Although a little noisy, the city stated that Tru-Green Environmental Company’s state of the art machinery was the reason that they were awarded the sidewalk chewing gum removal contract.
“Sonofabitch!! It is built Ford Tough”!!!
I told the rent a car company, I want a car with a god damn sun roof!
Does this gun make my butt look big?
With a different shotgun I would have called this one, “Johnny UTAS”
So he finally laid his air guitar aside.
NOW you can park in this handicapped zone!
“I wanted the one with the sunroof” she said…. Well HERE’S YOUR DAMN SUNROOF BABY!
“WHY WON’T YOU START?!!”
“Excellent!”
Dammit I was too late
This is how Neo deals with parking tickets in the Matrix…
This is one weird fire extinguisher.
“There is no windshield.”
Nice.
“Baby on Board” sticker? Use the KSG’s dual magazine system to switch to birdshot instead of buckshot.
“I said, you’re blocking my f@cking driveway!“
DAMN! I went to the store and forgot shampoo AGAIN!!!
I’ve got a KSG! Whoa!
Now my hair looks like Snape’s, and my car still won’t fly…
Special effects… helping Kel-tecs function (each and every shot)
Hold my beer and watch this. Where’s the safety…?
Bobby, desperately trying to remove the “gift of the foul fowl” from his custom paint job…
Call me a greasy douchebag again!
Due to the bad economy, the rat bounty in NYC brought out all kinds of desperadoes .
THIS will un-stick the blasted sun roof!
After a spill, workers at an epoxy manufacturer had to use new innovative methods to remove bird poop from thier cars.
See what happens if I don’t shave?
Die Career! Die!
“There has GOT to be a better way to defrost the rear windows!”
I called shotgun!
Auto insurance AUGmentation.
MY KSG ACTUALLY FIRED! THIS IS BETTER THAN MY MATRIX MONEY!
“Hello, I’m Keanu Reeves. I don’t really play Keanu Reeves all the time but when I do loud noises and disintegrating props helps the audience forget I’m here.”
And fyi, England, having already lost the ashes to the aussies again, have an outside shot to win the 4th test and salvage a bit of pride.
“I got some cables and I tried to jump it
I got a shotgun and I’m gonna pump it!”
– from the song “Push My Car” by the Weatherheads – from the Car Talk Car Tunes Volume I CD
*BOOM* “Woah…”
ROFL!
See…. You DO aim through an EOTech with both eyes open! Works at Close Range, too!!
Ah, I see the long awaited Bill & Ted/Terminator crossover has finally gotten the greenlight.
KSG — KelTec Stationwagon Gun
24 hours later….
(*phone rings*)
Keanu: “uh, hello?”
Man on phone: “Yes, Mr. Reeves? My name is Mark, and I’m with Progressive Insurance. We got your photo of the, uh, ‘hail damage’ you sent. I’m afraid the damage looks, uh, well, it looks a little suspicious. We’re going to need to ask you a few questions before we can cover your claim.”
Ah, so I’m not the only insurance appraiser around these parts…
I thought he knew kung-fu?
So your’e telling me my car can dodge bullets?
Nice.
See if you call me the “worst actor of all time” again…. (seriously, worse than Kevin Costner and Ben Stiller combined)
I know Kung Fu.
Now that I am getting older I need to put holographic sights on my shotguns to hit a car at 3 feet
Hi, I’m Joe Hollywood. Join with me to help ban guns and stop violence. Oh, and don’t miss my new film, Killemshootemblowemup.
I’m from TRIPLE Aught, not AAA. Now watch me short stroke this baby!
I knew I should have left my wipers up!
I changed my mind. I want the blue pill.
Sad Keanu makes his case for universal background checks.
Dang, these Presidential Limos really are up armored……..
“Guns. Lots of Guns… Oh, wait, a KSG. Nevermind, this is all I need.”
Sorry, Holyweird bought up all the KSGs. None for YOU!
“You killed Ted you medieval dickweed!”
“Say hello to my little friend!”
“I am an A… T… F… agent!”
Damn Ants!
The highly trained staff at Cold Shot Chillers is extremely proficient at manufacturing unique chiller systems.
That’ll teach you to put a ding in my car door! (It’s about time someone put a KSG in a movie.)
Its been in 2 movies. A good day to Die Hard and Bullet to the head
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Kel_tec_ksg
I think he meant GOOD movies.
its going to be a Keenu Reeves movie. We’ll need to keep waiting.
That’s one hell of a leaf blower.
The new ‘fine’ for parking in a handicapped space without a placard. East LA style.
I. Will. Never. Forget. My. Car keys. Again.
Here, we see a piece of wood lighting up a human for a change
There was a spider on my windshield. I got it though!
Winner winner chicken dinner
At least the EOtech is mounted right.
Take my cupcake will you…
New remote keyless entry system.
Who is a sad Keanu now?
Get a shave and a haircut and start acting like a man peckerhead.
Greasy hair. Greasy gun. Damn fine suit.
Sorry! Wrong car.
How does this trigger thingy work again?? oops…!
Last time they let the taximeter run
If these pellets aren’t moving at least 1500 fps… Well… Either way your head is going to pop like a melon…
Although a little noisy, the city stated that Tru-Green Environmental Company’s state of the art machinery was the reason that they were awarded the sidewalk chewing gum removal contract.
“Sonofabitch!! It is built Ford Tough”!!!
I told the rent a car company, I want a car with a god damn sun roof!
Does this gun make my butt look big?
With a different shotgun I would have called this one, “Johnny UTAS”
So he finally laid his air guitar aside.
NOW you can park in this handicapped zone!
“I wanted the one with the sunroof” she said…. Well HERE’S YOUR DAMN SUNROOF BABY!
“WHY WON’T YOU START?!!”
“Excellent!”
Dammit I was too late
This is how Neo deals with parking tickets in the Matrix…
This is one weird fire extinguisher.
“There is no windshield.”
Nice.
“Baby on Board” sticker? Use the KSG’s dual magazine system to switch to birdshot instead of buckshot.
“I said, you’re blocking my f@cking driveway!“
DAMN! I went to the store and forgot shampoo AGAIN!!!
I’ve got a KSG! Whoa!
Now my hair looks like Snape’s, and my car still won’t fly…
Special effects… helping Kel-tecs function (each and every shot)
Hold my beer and watch this. Where’s the safety…?
Bobby, desperately trying to remove the “gift of the foul fowl” from his custom paint job…
Call me a greasy douchebag again!
Due to the bad economy, the rat bounty in NYC brought out all kinds of desperadoes .
THIS will un-stick the blasted sun roof!
After a spill, workers at an epoxy manufacturer had to use new innovative methods to remove bird poop from thier cars.
See what happens if I don’t shave?
Die Career! Die!
“There has GOT to be a better way to defrost the rear windows!”
I called shotgun!
Auto insurance AUGmentation.
MY KSG ACTUALLY FIRED! THIS IS BETTER THAN MY MATRIX MONEY!
“Hello, I’m Keanu Reeves. I don’t really play Keanu Reeves all the time but when I do loud noises and disintegrating props helps the audience forget I’m here.”
And fyi, England, having already lost the ashes to the aussies again, have an outside shot to win the 4th test and salvage a bit of pride.
“I got some cables and I tried to jump it
I got a shotgun and I’m gonna pump it!”
– from the song “Push My Car” by the Weatherheads – from the Car Talk Car Tunes Volume I CD
*BOOM* “Woah…”
ROFL!
See…. You DO aim through an EOTech with both eyes open! Works at Close Range, too!!
Ah, I see the long awaited Bill & Ted/Terminator crossover has finally gotten the greenlight.
KSG — KelTec Stationwagon Gun
24 hours later….
(*phone rings*)
Keanu: “uh, hello?”
Man on phone: “Yes, Mr. Reeves? My name is Mark, and I’m with Progressive Insurance. We got your photo of the, uh, ‘hail damage’ you sent. I’m afraid the damage looks, uh, well, it looks a little suspicious. We’re going to need to ask you a few questions before we can cover your claim.”
Ah, so I’m not the only insurance appraiser around these parts…
I thought he knew kung-fu?
So your’e telling me my car can dodge bullets?
Nice.
See if you call me the “worst actor of all time” again…. (seriously, worse than Kevin Costner and Ben Stiller combined)
I know Kung Fu.
Now that I am getting older I need to put holographic sights on my shotguns to hit a car at 3 feet
Hi, I’m Joe Hollywood. Join with me to help ban guns and stop violence. Oh, and don’t miss my new film, Killemshootemblowemup.
I’m from TRIPLE Aught, not AAA. Now watch me short stroke this baby!
I knew I should have left my wipers up!
I changed my mind. I want the blue pill.
Sad Keanu makes his case for universal background checks.
Dang, these Presidential Limos really are up armored……..
“Guns. Lots of Guns… Oh, wait, a KSG. Nevermind, this is all I need.”
Sorry, Holyweird bought up all the KSGs. None for YOU!
“You killed Ted you medieval dickweed!”
“Say hello to my little friend!”
“I am an A… T… F… agent!”
Damn Ants!
The highly trained staff at Cold Shot Chillers is extremely proficient at manufacturing unique chiller systems.
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