Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - December 27, 2013 82 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: Gun Owner Hardships Edition Gun Meme of the Day: So Freakin’ Cool Edition Gun Meme of the Day: A Shot at Gold Desert Eagle Owners Edition 82 COMMENTS That’ll teach you to put a ding in my car door! (It’s about time someone put a KSG in a movie.) Reply Its been in 2 movies. A good day to Die Hard and Bullet to the head http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Kel_tec_ksg Reply I think he meant GOOD movies. Reply its going to be a Keenu Reeves movie. We’ll need to keep waiting. That’s one hell of a leaf blower. Reply The new ‘fine’ for parking in a handicapped space without a placard. East LA style. Reply I. Will. Never. Forget. My. Car keys. Again. Reply Here, we see a piece of wood lighting up a human for a change Reply There was a spider on my windshield. I got it though! Reply Winner winner chicken dinner Reply At least the EOtech is mounted right. Reply Take my cupcake will you… Reply New remote keyless entry system. Reply Who is a sad Keanu now? Reply Get a shave and a haircut and start acting like a man peckerhead. Reply Greasy hair. Greasy gun. Damn fine suit. Reply Sorry! Wrong car. Reply How does this trigger thingy work again?? oops…! Reply Last time they let the taximeter run Reply If these pellets aren’t moving at least 1500 fps… Well… Either way your head is going to pop like a melon… Reply Although a little noisy, the city stated that Tru-Green Environmental Company’s state of the art machinery was the reason that they were awarded the sidewalk chewing gum removal contract. Reply “Sonofabitch!! It is built Ford Tough”!!! Reply I told the rent a car company, I want a car with a god damn sun roof! Reply Does this gun make my butt look big? Reply With a different shotgun I would have called this one, “Johnny UTAS” Reply So he finally laid his air guitar aside. Reply NOW you can park in this handicapped zone! Reply “I wanted the one with the sunroof” she said…. Well HERE’S YOUR DAMN SUNROOF BABY! Reply “WHY WON’T YOU START?!!” Reply “Excellent!” Reply Dammit I was too late Reply This is how Neo deals with parking tickets in the Matrix… Reply This is one weird fire extinguisher. Reply “There is no windshield.” Reply Nice. Reply “Baby on Board” sticker? Use the KSG’s dual magazine system to switch to birdshot instead of buckshot. Reply “I said, you’re blocking my [email protected] driveway!“ Reply DAMN! I went to the store and forgot shampoo AGAIN!!! Reply I’ve got a KSG! Whoa! Reply Now my hair looks like Snape’s, and my car still won’t fly… Reply Special effects… helping Kel-tecs function (each and every shot) Reply Hold my beer and watch this. Where’s the safety…? Reply Bobby, desperately trying to remove the “gift of the foul fowl” from his custom paint job… Reply Call me a greasy douchebag again! Reply Due to the bad economy, the rat bounty in NYC brought out all kinds of desperadoes . Reply THIS will un-stick the blasted sun roof! Reply After a spill, workers at an epoxy manufacturer had to use new innovative methods to remove bird poop from thier cars. Reply See what happens if I don’t shave? Reply Die Career! Die! Reply “There has GOT to be a better way to defrost the rear windows!” Reply I called shotgun! Reply Auto insurance AUGmentation. Reply MY KSG ACTUALLY FIRED! THIS IS BETTER THAN MY MATRIX MONEY! Reply “Hello, I’m Keanu Reeves. I don’t really play Keanu Reeves all the time but when I do loud noises and disintegrating props helps the audience forget I’m here.” Reply And fyi, England, having already lost the ashes to the aussies again, have an outside shot to win the 4th test and salvage a bit of pride. Reply “I got some cables and I tried to jump it I got a shotgun and I’m gonna pump it!” – from the song “Push My Car” by the Weatherheads – from the Car Talk Car Tunes Volume I CD Reply *BOOM* “Woah…” Reply ROFL! Reply See…. You DO aim through an EOTech with both eyes open! Works at Close Range, too!! Reply Ah, I see the long awaited Bill & Ted/Terminator crossover has finally gotten the greenlight. Reply KSG — KelTec Stationwagon Gun Reply 24 hours later…. (*phone rings*) Keanu: “uh, hello?” Man on phone: “Yes, Mr. Reeves? My name is Mark, and I’m with Progressive Insurance. We got your photo of the, uh, ‘hail damage’ you sent. I’m afraid the damage looks, uh, well, it looks a little suspicious. We’re going to need to ask you a few questions before we can cover your claim.” Reply Ah, so I’m not the only insurance appraiser around these parts… Reply I thought he knew kung-fu? Reply So your’e telling me my car can dodge bullets? Reply Nice. Reply See if you call me the “worst actor of all time” again…. (seriously, worse than Kevin Costner and Ben Stiller combined) Reply I know Kung Fu. Reply Now that I am getting older I need to put holographic sights on my shotguns to hit a car at 3 feet Reply Hi, I’m Joe Hollywood. Join with me to help ban guns and stop violence. Oh, and don’t miss my new film, Killemshootemblowemup. Reply I’m from TRIPLE Aught, not AAA. Now watch me short stroke this baby! Reply I knew I should have left my wipers up! Reply I changed my mind. I want the blue pill. Reply Sad Keanu makes his case for universal background checks. Reply Dang, these Presidential Limos really are up armored…….. Reply “Guns. Lots of Guns… Oh, wait, a KSG. Nevermind, this is all I need.” Reply Sorry, Holyweird bought up all the KSGs. None for YOU! Reply “You killed Ted you medieval dickweed!” Reply “Say hello to my little friend!” Reply “I am an A… T… F… agent!” Reply Damn Ants! 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