Weekend Photo Caption Contest

[h/t DrVino – clicking on image will take you to the NSFW source]


  1. avatar Leadbelly says:

    Nothing special there… Oh, wait – you didn’t grow up in my neighborhood, did you?

  2. avatar Cliff H says:

    And you will STAY in this position until we find the Pop Tart!

    1. avatar the ruester says:


  3. avatar Zachary says:

    We told you to stop putting chewing gum under the desks

  4. avatar A-Rod says:

    This will be what happens when ObamaCare is mandatory. Oh wait.

  5. avatar LongBeach says:

    We’ve secured the kids. Now, where’s that dog….

  6. avatar 505markf says:

    “Remember, children, if we don’t all love Dear Leader Obama no one gets out for recess!”

  7. avatar Dark Alley Dan says:

    Spetznatz recruitment process, Phase 1. Catch ’em while they’re young.

  8. avatar SteveInMa says:

    “I’ll say it one more time. WHICH one of you said Gun!”

  9. avatar Nine says:

    Oh wait, Fun?

    We thought you said Gun.

  10. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    Which one of you has a daddy that owns a gun?

    1. avatar John L. says:

      I vote this for the win..

  11. avatar Jay says:

    Back in the day we called this preposterous. Now we call it cavity search Fridays.

    1. avatar B says:

      If the TSA would only let a cute girl do the prostate, I’d be able to check that one off the bucket list.

  12. avatar DB says:

    In Russia even children are criminals.

    1. avatar Nigil says:

      In Soviet Russia, Government controls You! Oh, wait…

  13. avatar Tommy Knocker says:

    Ya know , its just not funny. Hope it wasn’t here in America. No I pray to dear god that it wasn’t here in America.

    1. avatar jwm says:

      AK, no sidearms showing and minimal gear on. I’d say it’s not America.

      1. avatar DrVino says:

        Those are Spetsnaz helmets….

    2. avatar Cliff H says:

      The sad thing is that we even spend a moment wondering if it was in America.

      1. avatar Jus Bill says:

        How right you are. What have we become?

    3. avatar Patriot says:

      No MOLLE, and Krinkovs.

      Dead giveaway!

  14. avatar jirdesteva says:

    We are serious! If you kids don’t stop making gun shaped objects out of your food we will have to bring in hizzonors mrs and mrs Watt-Blumberg to BS you to death with made up stats. Who said “Unconstitutional”!!!!????????

  15. avatar Sixpack70 says:

    In Soviet Russia, School searches you…daily.

    1. avatar Bob says:

      Same in the U.S.

  16. avatar Steve says:

    It’s for the children…

  17. avatar MurrDog says:

    If you’re happy and you know it, face the wall.

    1. avatar BlindKyle says:

      “From half-court he throws it up and . . . .(swish) . . That’s the game!”

    2. avatar ErrantVenture11 says:


  18. avatar alanhinMN says:

    and you shake it all about.

  19. avatar Avenger1 says:

    “This children, is for you own protection…. now bend over!”

  20. avatar Kaboom Jones says:

    Who has my hamster?

  21. avatar Bryan says:

    Last time, face the wall and be quiet or we’re puttin’ you in the Hokey Pokey!

  22. avatar Silentbrick says:

    “Right, which one of you little bastards has that copy of the Constitution? We know there is one, our informants are everywhere. You know Tyrant Obama banned it. Now give it up.”

  23. avatar Bigred2989 says:

    This is what happens when you click on a picture in Russia.

  24. avatar Jimmy says:

    This is what happens to a disarmed populace.

  25. avatar Kane says:

    Alright, you all know the new routine. It’s ROLL CALL!

  26. avatar Joey S says:

    Holy NSFW. Those warnings are just an “I dare you to click me” banner…

    Anyhow, “Embrace mother Russia!”

  27. avatar Bob says:

    Unquestioning obedience to authority is the highest virtue.

  28. avatar BillC says:

    We’re from the government, and we are here to help.

  29. avatar Gov. William J. Le Petomane says:

    Another finger gun, another school lock down.

  30. avatar Allbaniaaaaa says:

    America…. 2084

    1. avatar KevinMA says:

      2084? You’re quite the optimist aren’t you.

      1. avatar RAE says:

        More like 2014!

  31. avatar Sierra November Alpha Foxtrot Uniform says:

    Beta test for enhanced Google search

  32. avatar Dirk Diggler says:

    and in other weekend news, students at the newly renamed Senator Barbara Boxer High School in Sunnyvale, CA lined up for their pre-recess pat downs as part of the new security measures the good senator sponsored. . . . .

  33. avatar sonnyroofy says:

    which way to the end of the bread line ?

  34. avatar MG83 says:

    We don’t negotiate with civilians

  35. avatar SD3 says:

    Yeah, don’t bother clicking on that image. Source is not only NSFW, it’s also not safe for basic porn enjoyment.

    What are you guys doing looking for images on a trashy, two-bit, Russian site like that?

    1. avatar Steve Truffer says:

      I think it was from google images, and instead of using the volitile google copy, they used the one from the host site.

  36. avatar DaveM says:

    During the 70’s I remember getting under my desk and tucking my head between my legs kissing my ass good bye in case of nuclear attack, at least that was some what voluntary and non invasive
    Photo – I don’t see a problem, the children appear to be complying and not crying like little kids with the up against the wall motherfuckers command with Darth Vader standing by
    Good kids
    During cavity search there may be some crying
    I would suggest that the criers are sent to the back of the line and searched again for a 2nd chance to suck it up
    Fail #2, searches will continue until the morale improves
    Must really suck being a kid in North Korea

  37. avatar James1000 says:

    Michelle Obamas “let’s move” police encouraging our schools to help kids to eat better, and get healthy.

    Put your hands on the wall kids, lunch inspections will commence in one minute!

  38. avatar Pete says:

    In soviet Russia school shoots YOU up.

  39. avatar KCK says:

    Transmissions from another planet has arrived. This transmitted photo shows incredibly different yet similar physiology and culture. they have oppressive enforcement officials like us but their people appear as smal like our children.

  40. avatar Culpeper Kid says:

    The elementary school children who would not pledge allegiance to President Obama were lined up in the halls…

  41. avatar Lurker_of_lurkiness says:

    Little would foolish American’s know, but behind this wall lies a great evil, and these childeren were all that was holding it back!!

  42. avatar Ed Rogers says:

    Alright!! – Who FARTED????

  43. avatar NYC2AZ says:

    … and you will stay in this position until we safely remove all the images of Idaho from every last map in this building!

  44. avatar Matt M says:

    After the spitball incident, the children were lined up searched and drug tested. Those who failed to have the mandated Prozac and Ritalin in their system will have new parents that will comply with Obama care.

  45. avatar Freeheel says:

    Listen children, we’re doing this for the children. Wait we’re doing this for you, well some of you anyway. Or a few of you. Ok a couple of you kids on the end. Wait, f$&k it, which one of your mom and dads have guns at the house? Just answer and you can all go to recess!!!

  46. avatar Oddux says:

    New York Fire Drill

    1. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

      Since they don’t know how to aim, the kids are alright…

  47. avatar Aharon says:

    It’s an image from Russia though a fitting symbolic image of America’s fast evolving present and its future. The word “homeland” as used by the USG is similar (imo) and with the same weird association as “motherland” (USSR) and “fatherland” (Nazi Germany).

  48. avatar Ole'Wolf says:

    Remember children! Is training film to AMERIkan Children to know to “ASSUME THE POSITION!” whenever Party Memb- I say GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL orders it. All must be smiling now!

  49. avatar DanRRZ says:

    Kindergarten Cop, Mother Russia Style

    I have a few questions, and I want to have them answered immediately…

    Who is your Daddy, and where is his gun?

  50. avatar Hal says:

    These new school resource officers are working out great

  51. avatar WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot says:

    Take your dad to work day was going great, until little Johnnys dad offered a demonstration of what the TSA does

  52. avatar John Boch says:

    Don’t click on the photo, folks.

  53. avatar John Stevens says:

    Don’t worry kids, if you like your teacher, you can keep your teacher, period, end of story.

  54. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

    “Gee Officer Krumke, Krumke-you!”

  55. avatar Carry.45 says:

    No wonder all the kids are asking Santa for bullet proof vests.

  56. avatar MacBeth51 says:

    “Teach your children well”

  57. avatar Nick says:

    In Soviet Russia law breaks you!!!

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