Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - December 20, 2013 78 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ [h/t DrVino – clicking on image will take you to the NSFW source] ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: Die Hard Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Kitty Flap Edition There’s Plenty of Time to Make Sure You’re Not on Santa’s Naughty List 78 COMMENTS Nothing special there… Oh, wait – you didn’t grow up in my neighborhood, did you? Reply And you will STAY in this position until we find the Pop Tart! Reply +1 Reply +2 Reply +3 Reply +4 Reply We told you to stop putting chewing gum under the desks Reply This will be what happens when ObamaCare is mandatory. Oh wait. Reply We’ve secured the kids. Now, where’s that dog…. Reply “Remember, children, if we don’t all love Dear Leader Obama no one gets out for recess!” Reply Spetznatz recruitment process, Phase 1. Catch ’em while they’re young. Reply “I’ll say it one more time. WHICH one of you said Gun!” Reply Oh wait, Fun? We thought you said Gun. Reply Which one of you has a daddy that owns a gun? Reply I vote this for the win.. Reply Back in the day we called this preposterous. Now we call it cavity search Fridays. Reply If the TSA would only let a cute girl do the prostate, I’d be able to check that one off the bucket list. Reply http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-DgVR7Q7ZE Reply In Russia even children are criminals. Reply In Soviet Russia, Government controls You! Oh, wait… Reply Ya know , its just not funny. Hope it wasn’t here in America. No I pray to dear god that it wasn’t here in America. Reply AK, no sidearms showing and minimal gear on. I’d say it’s not America. Reply Those are Spetsnaz helmets…. Reply The sad thing is that we even spend a moment wondering if it was in America. Reply How right you are. What have we become? Reply No MOLLE, and Krinkovs. Dead giveaway! Reply We are serious! If you kids don’t stop making gun shaped objects out of your food we will have to bring in hizzonors mrs and mrs Watt-Blumberg to BS you to death with made up stats. Who said “Unconstitutional”!!!!???????? Reply In Soviet Russia, School searches you…daily. Reply +1 Reply Same in the U.S. Reply It’s for the children… Reply If you’re happy and you know it, face the wall. Reply “From half-court he throws it up and . . . .(swish) . . That’s the game!” Reply Winner! Reply and you shake it all about. Reply “This children, is for you own protection…. now bend over!” Reply Who has my hamster? Reply Last time, face the wall and be quiet or we’re puttin’ you in the Hokey Pokey! Reply “Right, which one of you little bastards has that copy of the Constitution? We know there is one, our informants are everywhere. You know Tyrant Obama banned it. Now give it up.” Reply This is what happens when you click on a picture in Russia. Reply This is what happens to a disarmed populace. Reply Alright, you all know the new routine. It’s ROLL CALL! Reply Holy NSFW. Those warnings are just an “I dare you to click me” banner… Anyhow, “Embrace mother Russia!” Reply Unquestioning obedience to authority is the highest virtue. Reply We’re from the government, and we are here to help. Reply Another finger gun, another school lock down. Reply America…. 2084 Reply 2084? You’re quite the optimist aren’t you. Reply More like 2014! Reply Beta test for enhanced Google search Reply and in other weekend news, students at the newly renamed Senator Barbara Boxer High School in Sunnyvale, CA lined up for their pre-recess pat downs as part of the new security measures the good senator sponsored. . . . . Reply which way to the end of the bread line ? Reply We don’t negotiate with civilians Reply Yeah, don’t bother clicking on that image. Source is not only NSFW, it’s also not safe for basic porn enjoyment. What are you guys doing looking for images on a trashy, two-bit, Russian site like that? Reply I think it was from google images, and instead of using the volitile google copy, they used the one from the host site. Reply During the 70’s I remember getting under my desk and tucking my head between my legs kissing my ass good bye in case of nuclear attack, at least that was some what voluntary and non invasive Photo – I don’t see a problem, the children appear to be complying and not crying like little kids with the up against the wall motherfuckers command with Darth Vader standing by Good kids During cavity search there may be some crying I would suggest that the criers are sent to the back of the line and searched again for a 2nd chance to suck it up Fail #2, searches will continue until the morale improves Must really suck being a kid in North Korea Reply Michelle Obamas “let’s move” police encouraging our schools to help kids to eat better, and get healthy. Put your hands on the wall kids, lunch inspections will commence in one minute! Reply In soviet Russia school shoots YOU up. Reply “CONTACT” Transmissions from another planet has arrived. This transmitted photo shows incredibly different yet similar physiology and culture. they have oppressive enforcement officials like us but their people appear as smal like our children. Reply The elementary school children who would not pledge allegiance to President Obama were lined up in the halls… Reply Little would foolish American’s know, but behind this wall lies a great evil, and these childeren were all that was holding it back!! Reply Alright!! – Who FARTED???? Reply … and you will stay in this position until we safely remove all the images of Idaho from every last map in this building! Reply After the spitball incident, the children were lined up searched and drug tested. Those who failed to have the mandated Prozac and Ritalin in their system will have new parents that will comply with Obama care. Reply Listen children, we’re doing this for the children. Wait we’re doing this for you, well some of you anyway. Or a few of you. Ok a couple of you kids on the end. Wait, f$&k it, which one of your mom and dads have guns at the house? Just answer and you can all go to recess!!! Reply New York Fire Drill Reply Since they don’t know how to aim, the kids are alright… Reply It’s an image from Russia though a fitting symbolic image of America’s fast evolving present and its future. The word “homeland” as used by the USG is similar (imo) and with the same weird association as “motherland” (USSR) and “fatherland” (Nazi Germany). Reply Remember children! Is training film to AMERIkan Children to know to “ASSUME THE POSITION!” whenever Party Memb- I say GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL orders it. All must be smiling now! Reply Kindergarten Cop, Mother Russia Style I have a few questions, and I want to have them answered immediately… Who is your Daddy, and where is his gun? Reply These new school resource officers are working out great… Reply Take your dad to work day was going great, until little Johnnys dad offered a demonstration of what the TSA does Reply Don’t click on the photo, folks. Reply Don’t worry kids, if you like your teacher, you can keep your teacher, period, end of story. Reply “Gee Officer Krumke, Krumke-you!” Reply No wonder all the kids are asking Santa for bullet proof vests. Reply “Teach your children well” Reply In Soviet Russia law breaks you!!! Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.