Weekend Photo Caption Contest


  1. avatar DougieR says:

    “Well Bill…she’s no looker. But at least you guys aren’t ready to kill each other.”

  2. avatar fiun dagner says:

    I’ve heard of shotgun weddinngs, but pistol pictures?

  3. avatar Phil says:

    Marriages were more transparent in the old days.

  4. avatar Phil says:

    She’s actually right handed, just ambidextrous… giggidy.

  5. avatar Gunracer1958 says:

    First person to move and the other whitey gets it……………….

  6. avatar Phil says:

    Did you bring any protection?

  7. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    I now present to you “Mr. and Mrs. Robin Banks” and the best man Ima Shorty and his wife, Penny Tration.

  8. avatar Mark N. says:

    The Smiths and Wessons–the Early Years.

  9. avatar Logan says:

    The key to marital tranquility finally revealed.

  10. avatar Ricardo says:


  11. avatar Dirk Diggler says:

    and in other news . . . . TTAG uncovers recently discovered and never before seen pictures of Shannon Watts’ grandparents . . . .

    1. avatar 24/7 Pro says:

      You would be here already with that….

      1. avatar Dirk Diggler says:

        as we say in business, stay in your lane

  12. avatar Gov. William J. Le Petomane says:

    People forget how popular Bonnie and Clyde were back in the day. Regular folk heroes. Role models, really.

  13. avatar Kenneth Kish says:

    Oh, the joys of marriage!

  14. avatar Excedrine says:

    “I’m with stupid.”

    Done. 😀

    1. avatar Hannibal says:

      That’s what I was thinking…

  15. avatar The smiling swordsman says:

    Looking back, relatives noticed that there were signs of tension in the marriage

  16. avatar AaronW says:

    This couple took “mutual fingerpointing” to a whole new level.

  17. avatar Dane says:

    “Who cut the cheese?!” “She did…” “No I didn’t…he did”

  18. avatar AaronW says:

    All four of the Rules of Gun Safety were violated, except, strangely for #2…

  19. avatar 24/7 Pro says:

    The 2nd Amendment according to a Liberal.

  20. avatar vioshi says:

    ‘Till death do us part.’ There’s a reason our grandparent’s generation didn’t divorce.

  21. avatar ensitue says:

    For the happy couple: His and Her Colts!

  22. avatar Ing says:

    I know something you don’t know… I am not left-handed!

    1. avatar Ralph says:

      Best Princess Bride reference of the day.

  23. avatar SigGuy says:

    At least they weren’t using a point and shoot camera.

  24. avatar 505markf says:

    The weekend couples’ retreat on non-violent communication did not go as planned for Ted and Alice.

  25. avatar Leadbelly says:

    “After you.” “No, after y… – no, wait!

  26. avatar A-Rod says:

    So I was on the Central Bank and I had just told the manager to open the safe when I heard this voice cry out ‘Nobody move!’ I turn around, saw her holding that revolver and I knew she was the one.

  27. avatar jwm says:

    Trust issues plagued Sid and Nancy thru-out their relationship.

  28. avatar Jay1987 says:

    After the shotgun wedding comes the peacemaker divorce.

  29. avatar Lovin' the South says:

    Just Dating Just Married

  30. avatar Tom says:

    Their relationship started off during a Mexican standoff. It blossomed for years until eddie finally looked away, and blam!

  31. avatar Cameron S. says:

    Man made marriage, Sam Colt made it fair.

    1. avatar percynjpn says:

      Good one!

  32. avatar taras z says:

    Relationship status: it’s complicated

  33. avatar LJM says:

    WTF happened to my tie!?!?

  34. avatar Mark Chamberlain says:

    Coed Mexican standoff with witnesses.

  35. avatar rammerjammer says:

    They go first. We go second.

  36. avatar Red Sox says:

    The first generation Farago’s arrive in America and publicly promise each other that their forbearers will respect and defend the Constitution of this great land.

  37. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

    From right to left:
    “We’re getting married buddy!”
    “But I don’t want to get married!”
    “You’re tellin’ me…”

  38. avatar Will says:

    Couple on the right:
        Man: She burned the bacon and and called me a feminized-wuss.

        Woman: He peed in my Cheerios and called my momma a fat hoa.

    Couple on the left:
        How did we get dragged into this. Neither one of us volunteered to be their seconds.

  39. avatar Cameron S. says:

    It’s the non gun owners that are trying to compensate for their shorter… ties.

  40. avatar alanhinMN says:

    Trigger discipline never was a priority in the Feinstein family.

  41. avatar Pete says:

    Guns in secret, or guns in the open. You decide.

  42. avatar Joel says:

    Long before the cold war, mutually assured destruction had an entirely different meaning.

  43. avatar Joel says:

    Things go terribly wrong when the Hatfields and McCoys go into the dating website business.

  44. avatar Gregolas says:

    ” At the same awkward moment, Edie and Charles both realized that they should have read farther than Chapter Two in Paladin Press’ “Kidnapping Neighbors for Fun and Profit”.

  45. avatar Joel says:

    Mr. Jenkins, before we make a final decision about hiring you as a staff marriage counselor, we just have a few questions about your Facebook cover photo.

  46. avatar Dox47 says:

    “Sh*t, no one said this was a drawn gun party, now we look like assholes”

  47. avatar SpeleoFool says:

    When the argument over which sibling was going to take their special-needs brother and his date to the dance hit a stalemate, Dad suggested they draw for it. Guess he should have mentioned “straws” explicitly.

  48. avatar Bryan says:

    We’re with the moron twins.
    “We’re not twins!”

  49. avatar QWL says:

    Only one of them is a happy couple

  50. avatar Piet Padkos says:

    When looking back at the double murder, family could not find any signs that it could’ve been prevented.

  51. avatar Scottlac says:

    On this week’s episode of “Wife Swap…”

  52. avatar Stilicho says:

    Mark Kelly and wife Gabbie Giffords pose with outdated weapons to “prove” they support the Second Amendment. Gun safety, not so much.

  53. avatar Jonathan says:

    Bill and Sharon realized ammo was cheaper than divorce lawyers

  54. avatar jcamp says:

    Dan Zimmerman Family Photo

    1. avatar RLC2 says:

      That was cold!

      I was thinking Mark and Gabby, but someone beat me to it. How about-

      Diane Feinstein, Nancy Pelosi, and their hubby’s share some gun fun in the early years.

  55. avatar John in AK says:

    “Maude and Albert take the old ‘Colt vs. S&W’ rivalry to an entirely new level, while Theodore and Emma look on in astonishment.”

  56. avatar George says:

    The first “he said, she said”

  57. avatar DanRRZ says:

    Honey, are you sure these Bonnie & Clyde Halloween costumes are a good idea? I don’t want people to get the wrong picture.

  58. avatar styrgwillidar says:

    Oddly, the concept of Mutually Assured Destruction (MAD) did not come from his military experience, but was inspired by his parents.

  59. avatar percynjpn says:

    Just say no to drugs.

  60. avatar John L. says:

    Bonnie and Clyde in a rare “family moment” photo with Bonnie’s brother Winston and sister Maude-Sarah.

  61. avatar rkg64 says:

    Guess which one is really Eli Manning?

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