Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - November 15, 2013 69 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email Post Views: 14 RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: A Shot at KELTEC Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Gun Control is a Mental Disorder Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Fully Semi-Automatic Destruction Edition 69 COMMENTS “Well Bill…she’s no looker. But at least you guys aren’t ready to kill each other.” Reply I’ve heard of shotgun weddinngs, but pistol pictures? Reply Marriages were more transparent in the old days. Reply She’s actually right handed, just ambidextrous… giggidy. Reply First person to move and the other whitey gets it………………. Reply Did you bring any protection? Reply I now present to you “Mr. and Mrs. Robin Banks” and the best man Ima Shorty and his wife, Penny Tration. Reply The Smiths and Wessons–the Early Years. Reply The key to marital tranquility finally revealed. Reply De’tente Reply and in other news . . . . TTAG uncovers recently discovered and never before seen pictures of Shannon Watts’ grandparents . . . . Reply You would be here already with that…. Reply as we say in business, stay in your lane Reply People forget how popular Bonnie and Clyde were back in the day. Regular folk heroes. Role models, really. Reply Oh, the joys of marriage! Reply “I’m with stupid.” Done. 😀 Reply That’s what I was thinking… Reply Looking back, relatives noticed that there were signs of tension in the marriage Reply This couple took “mutual fingerpointing” to a whole new level. Reply “Who cut the cheese?!” “She did…” “No I didn’t…he did” Reply All four of the Rules of Gun Safety were violated, except, strangely for #2… Reply The 2nd Amendment according to a Liberal. Reply ‘Till death do us part.’ There’s a reason our grandparent’s generation didn’t divorce. Reply For the happy couple: His and Her Colts! Reply I know something you don’t know… I am not left-handed! Reply Best Princess Bride reference of the day. Reply At least they weren’t using a point and shoot camera. Reply The weekend couples’ retreat on non-violent communication did not go as planned for Ted and Alice. Reply “After you.” “No, after y… – no, wait! Reply So I was on the Central Bank and I had just told the manager to open the safe when I heard this voice cry out ‘Nobody move!’ I turn around, saw her holding that revolver and I knew she was the one. Reply Trust issues plagued Sid and Nancy thru-out their relationship. Reply After the shotgun wedding comes the peacemaker divorce. Reply Just Dating Just Married Reply Their relationship started off during a Mexican standoff. It blossomed for years until eddie finally looked away, and blam! Reply Man made marriage, Sam Colt made it fair. Reply Good one! Reply Relationship status: it’s complicated Reply Good one Reply WTF happened to my tie!?!? Reply Coed Mexican standoff with witnesses. Reply They go first. We go second. Reply The first generation Farago’s arrive in America and publicly promise each other that their forbearers will respect and defend the Constitution of this great land. Reply From right to left: “We’re getting married buddy!” “But I don’t want to get married!” “Awkward…” “You’re tellin’ me…” Reply Couple on the right: Man: She burned the bacon and and called me a feminized-wuss. Woman: He peed in my Cheerios and called my momma a fat hoa. Couple on the left: How did we get dragged into this. Neither one of us volunteered to be their seconds. Reply It’s the non gun owners that are trying to compensate for their shorter… ties. Reply Trigger discipline never was a priority in the Feinstein family. Reply Guns in secret, or guns in the open. You decide. Reply Long before the cold war, mutually assured destruction had an entirely different meaning. Reply Things go terribly wrong when the Hatfields and McCoys go into the dating website business. Reply Good one! Reply ” At the same awkward moment, Edie and Charles both realized that they should have read farther than Chapter Two in Paladin Press’ “Kidnapping Neighbors for Fun and Profit”. Reply Mr. Jenkins, before we make a final decision about hiring you as a staff marriage counselor, we just have a few questions about your Facebook cover photo. Reply “Sh*t, no one said this was a drawn gun party, now we look like assholes” Reply When the argument over which sibling was going to take their special-needs brother and his date to the dance hit a stalemate, Dad suggested they draw for it. Guess he should have mentioned “straws” explicitly. Reply We’re with the moron twins. “We’re not twins!” Reply Only one of them is a happy couple Reply When looking back at the double murder, family could not find any signs that it could’ve been prevented. Reply On this week’s episode of “Wife Swap…” Reply Mark Kelly and wife Gabbie Giffords pose with outdated weapons to “prove” they support the Second Amendment. Gun safety, not so much. Reply Bill and Sharon realized ammo was cheaper than divorce lawyers Reply Dan Zimmerman Family Photo Reply That was cold! I was thinking Mark and Gabby, but someone beat me to it. How about- Diane Feinstein, Nancy Pelosi, and their hubby’s share some gun fun in the early years. Reply “Maude and Albert take the old ‘Colt vs. S&W’ rivalry to an entirely new level, while Theodore and Emma look on in astonishment.” Reply The first “he said, she said” Reply Honey, are you sure these Bonnie & Clyde Halloween costumes are a good idea? I don’t want people to get the wrong picture. Reply Oddly, the concept of Mutually Assured Destruction (MAD) did not come from his military experience, but was inspired by his parents. Reply Just say no to drugs. Reply Bonnie and Clyde in a rare “family moment” photo with Bonnie’s brother Winston and sister Maude-Sarah. Reply Guess which one is really Eli Manning? Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.