Are you mad as hell? Not gonna take it any more? Has a politician or other prominent person shown they’re totally unsuited for the position with which they’ve been entrusted? We’ve all been there. We’ve all screamed at the TV, “tar and feather the bastard!” But that’s not an easy task to accomplish. These aren’t the good ol’ days when there was a pot of tar seemingly around every corner. Getting the maddening miscreant to your bubbling cauldron of black goo can be a big hurdle. And you probably aren’t going to convince, say, Anthony Weiner to visit your lair. Enter good old American ingenuity. Now you can take the tar and feathers to your favorite double-dealing, BS-spouting dirtbag. Just think of all the good use you can put this baby to in Washington alone.
Hey Dan, how about Superglue and dog shit!
Cayenne pepper and cat puke?
HA HA HA! Loctite and poison ivy!
What a waste of dog crap! Attaching it to a politician is the equivalent of crapping in a sanitary sewer.
If we were to tar and feather every lying, scheming politician in DC alone, all the chickens in America would be strutting around bare-ass naked.
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But their feathery sacrifice will be proudly saluted. Chicken day will become a national holiday. Fireworks, parades and pie eating contests will be held in memory of those brave brave chickens.
And Colonel Sanders will be reviled as a traitor to his nation and demoted to Private.
I feel a foreign chicken stimulus coming on…
Now THAT is kinky!
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