For those of you who weren’t born when Larry Hagman’s J.R. Ewing dominated TV ratings, click here for the inside dope on the episode that captivated a nation and made Sin City bookies’ telephones jingle. Back before ‘phones sounded like marimba bands.
What kind of half-wit assassin uses a .38? What do you think S&W makes the model 317 for?!?
Okay, I admit it. I shot the bastard. I just couldn’t stand his hat.
Were you jealous of the size and color of his hat?
Sounds like size envy to me.. lol
RIP Larry.. He will be missed..
He’ll always be Major Tony Nelson to me, the guy with the hot genie in a bottle. But even when I was 12 years old I thought he was crazy for not taking full advantage of his genie benefits.
Who says he didn’t? I bet he rode that pony to the river every chance he got.
What? Next you’ll be telling me that Ward was doing June.
Well, I remember the time that he was pretty rough on The Beaver.
I grew up watching Dallas with my mom. The new one is alright, but the scenes with J.R. are just awesome. There is no doubt, watching him, that he was a Man.
Yawwwnnn…………………..
It’s always nice when the heathens self-identify. Saves me the trouble of rooting them out. 😀
By that you mean anyone under 35?
Heh. I think maturity and taste have neither age requirement nor age limit.