Some deep thinker named Andy Metz put pen to paper and turned out this garage band ode to gun owners and their supposed phallic inadequacies. The good news: if you’d like to add it to your playlist, the cut will be on his appropriately-named upcoming album ‘Delusions.’ To round out the CD, maybe he’ll also include a ballad on the love black people have for watermelon. Perhaps one memorializing Mexicans’ aversion to work. Or a catchy tune about Jews’ big noses. And yes, we’re aware that our linking to his cheaply-produced video will probably double his total views. That’ll be another $0.12 in his pocket. This certainly isn’t the first gun-owners-are-compensating claim and it won’t be the last as hoplophobes continue to lose the RKBA argument. What’s the worst anti-gun slur you’ve seen?