Home Question of the Day Question of the Day: What’s Your Definition of an Optimist? Question of the Day Question of the Day: What’s Your Definition of an Optimist? By Robert Farago - December 21, 2013 117 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email My definition of an optimist is a man carrying a revolver with a speedloader. [Click here for Gun Digest’s advice on how to “recharge your revolver”.] What’s yours? Post Views: 6 RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR How Are You Locating Ammunition These Days? What Will You Buy With Your $600 Stimulus Check? I Love .32 ACP Pistols, But Is That Enough Any More? 117 COMMENTS I thought that was the definition of a Luddite… Reply Watch it, bub! The word is Traditionalist. Reply National reciprocity….. Reply Someone who ignores the storm clouds of reality and walks on false sunshine. Reply liberals? Reply A pessimist who has yet to pay taxes Reply Optimist: A guy who walks into a gunshop planning on buying a Kel-Tec SUB-2000… Pie-in-the-Sky Fantasy Optimist : … and it’s the Beretta-mag model. Reply Saw one in my Milsurp store about a week ago, $400 tag on it. Not sure what mag or caliber. Reply Picked up mine for $325, in .40 cal. Takes Glock mags though but I already own a Glock 22. Wasn’t even looking for one. It was just there. Reply Someone who thinks that they’ll be able to fire more than six rounds before the gunfight is over. j/k Reply Also, reading the article, the technique is kind of wrong. The author says “pull the speedloader straight back” after you release the rounds. That’ll cause problems, As soon as the rounds release (automatically or manually depending on speedloader type) I’m not holding onto the speedloader any more. It stays in place by itself until the rounds are free and in the cylinder, then just let it drop as you close the cylinder. Reply +1 Reply I have to point out that the presence of the speedloader in and of itself labels you a pessimist. Hell, the presence of the pistol labels you a pessimist. But an optimist is a pessimist with a j-frame and NO speedloader. Or a soccer mom with a house full of kids, a double-barrel 20 gauge loaded with #9 birdshot, and no extra shells. Reply Or a soccer mom with 9-1-1 on speed dial and a belief that all will work out. Reply That can stop playing CandyCrush long enough to realized something is going on. When I was a kid, my aunt had 911 on speed dial, and to select and call it required 5 button presses. She was not very smart. “Someone look up the number to 9-1-1 ! Quick!” Someone who thinks the police are the best option, so no need to carry a gun. Reply Thinking I can get Shannon to wear ponytails, the white stockings, high heels and plaid skirt to satisfy my school girl fantasies. But I am a team player and will keep trying. Reply damn it, Dirk. You’re causing me a crisis. Pics or it didn’t happen! Reply Working on it Reply your nemesis Dark Duggler already beat you to it Reply you are a credit to your name, dirk 🙂 Reply Someone who walks out the door and says “I’ve got seven rounds of .45… I’m good.” Reply N.Y.C politicians who say, “You have seven rounds, that’s all you need”… Reply Spare magazine, hoss. Besides, if you can’t buy yourself enough time with the first eight rounds to reload a 1911, you need to seriously re-evaluate something… whether that’s your tactical decision making that got you to that point in time and space or something else, I cannot say. Reply Everybody loves to cut on the old 1911 but Tomy has it right; if you can’t solve your problem with 8 rounds of .45 and a spare mag on the hip you don’t need more ammo, you need to seriously reevaluate your situational awareness. An optimist is a person that thinks they can shoot more bullseyes with a semi-auto faster than Jerry Miculek can with his 45 revolver. Reply That’s not optimism, that’s delusion. Reply And the realist knows he can’t beat Jerry. Yet. Reply Anyone who can get out of bed and function in this world. Reply wow that’s setting the bar really low, man. Reply Define “function”. Reply Now *that* is setting the bar low. Reply I’ve been in some pretty low bars back in the day. low bars are where all the fun stuff happens! An optimist is … someone who walks into a gun store and says “I’ll take a brick of .22 Long Rifle ammo, please.” Reply Haha, winner right here! Reply Any one that puts up a gun free zone sign with a straight face. Reply A pessimist is an optimist in full possession of the facts of a given situation. Reply +1 Reply Someone who just bought himself a .22 rifle & pistol, even though he doesn’t have any ammo in his safe… Reply A person who carries a handgun without carying a knife or a light. Reply This Reply Hey! I resemble that remark. I got 5 rounds of .38 in my snubbie and 5 more in a Tuff Strip in my pocket. If I need more than that, I should have packed my AR down my pant leg. Reply I agree 100% Reply Repeal of the Roberti-Roos ban in California in the next 10 years. Reply …but then again…. http://www.calgunsfoundation.org/2013/12/amended-complaint-filed-cgfs-haynie-v-pleasanton-assault-weapons-challenge/ Reply Love my 5 star bedside block and speedloader. optimist? nah, you have not met the people who do pension accounting. 7.5% return on the stock market and no recession in the next 30 years. THATS an optimist. And even with those assumptions pensions are … still. not. funded. Someone with a revolver and speedloader is not an optimist. Seeing as how 95% of DGU just involve brandishing, I’d just call them at least prepared. Reply “My definition of an optimist is a man carrying a revolver with a speedloader.” That would be my definition of a pessimist — or a really bad shot. An optimist is anyone who can say the phrase “fair trial” without snickering. Reply you carry the speedloader for the same reason you carry the revolver. Because some day you may need it Very Badly. Also, unlike semiautos…. revolvers do not jam. Reply That last part is factually incorrect. It may be significantly less likely with a revolver, but it does happen. Reply true, but if that happens you are well and truly JAMMED. Loading a magazine into my CETME and not having to pull the charging handle back before the magazine is empty. Okay… more of a fantasy than optimism… but I take what I can get. And ‘taking what I can get’ is also why I own a CETME at all! Reply Just today I rehabbed an FAL that was having failure to feed problems. The buffer spring tube turned out to be so full of ancient, rancid and baked cosmoline that it was basically acting as a glue. I replaced the spring set anyway since I already had it there but I suspect the rifle would have been fine if all I’d done was to clean that spring and tube. It’s certainly worth a try to disassemble and clean the spring tube ($15.00 for a buttstock removal tool from SARCO) or even replacing the spring set (another $15.00 from the same place. With this rifle, which had never cycled 2 consecutive rounds for the current owner, replacing the buffer spring assembly and thoroughly cleaning the weapon resulted in it running 100 rounds at rapid fire without a hitch. There is just so little that can be really wrong with an FAL that the springs are often the issue and everyone ignores the springs. Good luck and happy shooting. Reply someone who lives in so cal and says today i am going to go to a gun store and buy a cheep brick of 22. Reply Ahhh, that was me here in Sarasota 3 weeks ago when I actually did score 2 bricks of cheap 22LR at WalMart. Seems like a distant memory now. Reply on thursday in burbank i saw 22 for 7 cents a round. Reply My big lucky score was just under a nickel a round. That’s 1100 rounds of happy. An optimist is someone on reality TV who actually keeps it real. Reply Someone who believes in Hope & Change. Still. Reply Who believes in peaceful reverse of all the “Change” Reply That’s not an optimist. That’s someone who’s mainlining the Kool-aid Reply I’m (Noo Yawkuh) prohibited from carrying much of anything beyond a knife and a tactical pen. I use optimism only as a mental defense mechanism. Reply NYC born and raised — so I feel your pain, bro. Reply From what I understand showing the picket clip of a pocket knife is illegal there. Reply I believe you are correct. They also just banned e-cigarettes from a bunch of places including parks (they’re outside for Christ’s sake) for their anti-smoking act. They don’t want you to smoke so they punish you for trying to quit. As far as self defense goes here, it’s probably easier to list what you legally can do than what you can’t. If I correctly decyphered the bits of law I’ve read it reads something like this: 1. Run 2.Call Cops 3.Nothing Optimist: Anyone who lives in NYC and thinks it rules? Reply Optimist: someone totally ignorant of the way the universe really works. Reply “A pessimist is right far more often than an optimist, but his is an unhappy life.” – Robert Heinlein Reply “I would rather be a pessimist, and be pleasantly surprised than be an optimist, and constantly disappointed.” -Ben Franklin Reply Shannon Watts playing Russian Roulette with a Glock. Reply Me, this morning at WalMart looking for ammo (quote from the guy at the gun counter “you missed the party, there was a line here at 6:00AM). Reply This must be what goes on at my Walmart, because I haven’t seen handgun ammo in there for months. Well, not true, they always seem to have some .40. But I don’t won a .40, so it matters not. Reply I’ve got two .380s They’ve always got plenty of .308. I keep tellin’ em they’ve got the numbers all mixed up but to no avail. Reply Aren’t all hand guns the personification of optimism? Long guns > hand guns Reply Ah, but you use your handgun to fight your way to your (or acquire someone else’s) rifle. Reply Optimist – Anyone who actually thinks the Hughes Amendment can/will be repealed through legislation or the SCOTUS. Reply An optimist is someone who lobbies for gun control but can’t win over a youtube comment section. Reply An optimist is someone who thinks gun control can actually work. Hint: Criminals don’t follow the laws. Reply An optimist is a realist who knows nothing of Mathematics, Physics, History, Psychology and Sociology. Reply Like anything, speedloaders require practice. I would add that after releasing the bullets you should let the loader roll over the top strap to the ground, since pulling back can jam it against the grip, and you are looking for smoothness in this evolution. Carrying a revolver forces you to consider carefully your tactics, strategy and marksmanship before you get into a defensive situation. I am from the last generation of LEO to carry a revolver as a service weapon. I have the biases of that generation. I never felt under armed after we went from .38spl to .357 ammo. Course there is always the subject of backup weapons… Reply What was your drop gun? Reply LOL, All of my backups were SN ed at the Dept with quarterly quals required. My usual was my OD S&W 39 in a shoulder holster and a 22 auto in a pants pocket. Reply I knew this KC cop who was on orders to the Pentagon (He was an MP light colonel in the reserves) who still swore by a wheel gun. He believed that you had to thing about your shots rather than just blaze away with a Glock. Reply An optimist says the glass is half full. A pessimist says the glass is half empty. But that’s only part of the story… An engineer says the glass is twice as large as it needs to be. A progressive says there is no optimism, just faith in Dear Leader and the relentless march of progress. Chuck Norris says whatever the hell he wants to say. Clint Smith says throw the water in an attacker’s face and hit him with the glass. Reply an accountant looks at a half full glass and lets management mark it up to three quarters. Goldman Sachs sees a half full glass, finds someome who wants water, someone who wants an empty glass, and takes a hefty transaction fee on the trade. They will also be happy to sell you a derivative to lock in the price of future half full glasses. for a big fee, of course. Reply No, an engineer says “I can make an improved glass.” Reply if the most recent action taken upon the glass was to drink, then the glass is half empty. if the previous action was to add more liquid, then the glass is half full. quandary solved Reply I will have to use this next time someone says “I’m a glass is half full kinda guy.”. Reply “Good man, half fill my glass…. twice” I knew someone would eventually mention “glass half full,” so I came here to say the engineer thing. You beat me. Reply The ammo shelf is half full Reply The scientist say the glass is always full, with either water, air, or both. Reply The gun in this photo needs a trip to a gunsmith to have its timing adjusted and then have its cylinder re finished or he will get half of its value at trade in time Reply That is intentional polishing to reduce friction from the drag of the cylinder stop. Reply An optimist is one who believes this is the best possible outcome. A pessimist is afraid he’s right. Reply What’s a “revolver”? Reply A more elegant weapon from a more civilised time. Reply Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. Reply And by blaster I mean XDm. And by “good” I mean .40 S&W. But they’re still better than hokey religions alone. I can say with absolute certainty one thing about folks who disparage revolvers. Not a single one of them will volunteer to be shot by one of any caliber. Best. Thread. Evar. I approve. All of it. I thought a “revolver” was the revolving line of credit credit card I used to buy my last gun. Reply Gotta throw my $00.02. In here. An optimist (aka masochist) is someone who begs, “hurt me, hurt me”. A pessimist (aka) sadist is someone who replies, “No”. Now, don’t YOU feel better? Reply A gun control advocate. But there’s overlap there between hopeful and delusional. Reply Optimism is having any ammo in the magazine of your Jennings. Reply a new shooter that buys the latest hand cannon, puts a thirty round magazine in it then tries to conceal it with a front carry! Reply I use speed loaders for my Webley .38 revolver and I got no idea what this idiot is talking about. Supposed top be a “world famous revolversmith” and he does not know how to use a speed loader? Perhaps he should attend an Evelyn Woodhead Sped Loading Class. Reply Hmm… if that’s an optimist I must be walking on sunshine because I carry the same gun as pictured often without a reload. Reply In “the glass half full/half empty” vein. Some people look at a sink as being half full of dishes, some people look at a sink as being half empty of dishes. I look at it and figure I got a couple more days before I have to wash the dishes. Reply To me, anyone who supports concealed or open carry is the ultimate optimist seeing good and trust in his fellow man. What else can you say about a group of people who trusts complete strangers to have the power to kill at their finger tips? Reply It’s a better and healthier outlook than to assume that all people are evil and untrustworthy and should not be trusted to provide for their own protection. Reply Yep, that about sums it up. If I thought like matt here seems to be I would be sporting full combat load every day I left the house, not to mention the perimeter with active mines and concertina and bulldozed berm around my property. Its a really dark place he is in, and I won’t go there. At least not until given sufficient reason to. Reply Perhaps yall think I’m trolling or being facetious, but I’m not. I honestly can’t think of much else that is more optimistic than completely trusting a stranger with a firearm; you literally have to be thinking that they aren’t going to do anything bad with it and thinking of the positive benefits versus any potential negative outcomes. Sounds like optimism to me. Positive > negative and always looking on the bright side. How is this a bad thing to believe/remark gun owners & those who carry are optimistic for this reason? It’s taking it back form the anti side who calls us paranoid and constantly preparing for the worst. It is practically a direct adaption of the glass is half full versus half empty. Hell, most our arguments can be summed up in purely dispassionate utilitarian forms, this at least might shed a little perspective that goes past facts/numbers. If I’m in a dark place thinking it’s sunshine, happiness, and unicorns farting rainbows because my fellow man can carry a firearm for protection, then I don’t even know where you all rate on that continuum. Expecting the worst from every one is a dark place. As for people carrying, concealed or open, that is a decision not taken lightly by the vast majority of people. Very rarely does someone just hop up in the morning and declare”I’m gonna carry a gun from now on!” trot out to walyworld and buy the first thing they see. I great deal of consideration is inevitably involved, so yea, I give most people who own and carry the benefit of the doubt. Matt, you worry too much. Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.