Thankfully, the fruit of my loins came along too early for Dora the Explor-a. I did have to contend with Barney, though. If ever a dinosaur cried out to be head-shotted, it’s that insipid purple monstrosity. Those of you who’ve had to suffer under the weight of Dora’s oppressive tyranny may find this updated version a refreshing change of pace from the saccharine original. You go, Dora.
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ROTFLOL! That’s the way to do Dora!
Fantastic! I hope that actual Dora cartoon series was not preaching an anti-gun message to young children.
I remember my friends and I always making jokes about Swiper being a Sniper and taking out the Boots when we were younger. I’m glad somebody finally caught on, this is awesome.
Wow. Now if this new, improved Dora would just take on the Teletubbies, life would be worth living again.