Thankfully, the fruit of my loins came along too early for Dora the Explor-a. I did have to contend with Barney, though. If ever a dinosaur cried out to be head-shotted, it’s that insipid purple monstrosity. Those of you who’ve had to suffer under the weight of Dora’s oppressive tyranny may find this updated version a refreshing change of pace from the saccharine original. You go, Dora.



  1. I remember my friends and I always making jokes about Swiper being a Sniper and taking out the Boots when we were younger. I’m glad somebody finally caught on, this is awesome.


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