Obscure Object of Desire: CSMG Fully Automatic BB Gun

Your mother wanted me to tell you: you can put several eyes out with this thing, in rapid succession. Click here for more info from fullyautomaticairgun.com and some relevant YouTubery. Meanwhile, the stats:

• 30 round magazine capacity
• .177 or .22 caliber
• Fires BBs or pellets
• Muzzle velocities up to 600 fps with the stock barrel
• Semi and Fully automatic operation
• Accepts any CO2 or HPA pressure tank with ASA threads
• 8″ Lothar Walther rifled steel barrel
• Integrated upper and lower accessory rails
• Durable hard-coated aluminum receiver
• Integrated sling/strap mount points