“A five year old who had a bright yellow, green and purple toy gun which shoots sponge bullets [I’m thinking it’s NERF or nothing] was suspended for 10 days from Duchesne Elementary School of Ferguson/Florissant School District,” examiner.com reports. It’s not clear if the kindergartener used the toy to extort lunch money or jump the queue at the slide. No matter. “Katie Sanders, principal of Duchesne Elementary sent a letter home informing parents of the incident. In her letter she said, ‘providing a safe environment that allows children to learn is our first priority. Please take this opportunity to remind your children that no weapons of any kind are allowed on school property and encourage them to report unsafe situations.'” I find the school’s inflexible PC attitude unsafe. Does that count?