Truth be told, we’ve already run a story about a woman who secreted a firearm in her vagina. In that case, Jennifer McCarthy was hiding her gat from her boyfriend. In today’s tale (so to speak), a meth addict hid a gun from the police in his butt cheeks. Talk about a shi*tty gun . . .
According to court documents, Denver Police Narcotics detectives arrested Vigil on May 14 in a McDonald’s parking lot after seeing him smoke meth. Vigil was busted for possession of drug paraphernalia and a warrant for assault, felony menacing and possession of a weapon from Adams County.
Police had called for a uniformed officer in a patrol car to assist them during the arrest because Vigil was “violent and aggressive behavior.” The officers needed a car that had a cage in the back to transport Vigil.
After his arrest, police say Vigil threatened several times to shoot the officers and that he wanted to die. He also allegedly told police he had been smoking meth for three days and did not want to go back to prison. He was searched before being put in the back of the police car, but officers noted it was difficult to search him because he was “highly agitated.” According to the DA’s report, Denver Police officers searched Vigil three times before putting him in the back of the patrol car.
Officers say when they arrived at the police district, Vigil refused to get out of the car and fired two shots from behind his back [cuffed to less]. That’s when police shot at him, injuring him in the stomach.
firstcoastnews.com reports that the Denver DA cleared the officers involved (of what charge the paper doesn’t say), who may now be advised to jam their hands into the rectal area of citizens taken into custody. Meanwhile, here’s hoping the firearm was destroyed in a sanitary manner.