Home Fun and Games Holiday Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Holiday Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - July 1, 2011 30 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ OK, no clowning around. Give us your best stuff. ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: Gender Fluid Rifle Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Do What To Your Guns? Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Show Me Where The Sign Hurt You Edition 30 COMMENTS And that, Scooter, is an Ass Clown. Reply If one more person mentions that my forest camo vest doesn’t match my desert camo pants, they’re gonna have a VERY BAD DAY!! Reply ” I had to find SOMETHING to replace my water spraying flower…” Reply I knew the war on terror was a circus, but this is getting ridiculous. Reply Yes, I am an undercover ATF agent. How could you tell? Reply Rambo, Bozo,,,,, Whatever, You still look like a schmuck. Reply do these glasses make me look fat? Reply This is the new ATF standard issue uniform,you will not stand out when running guns into Mexico, because you will be just another clown with a gun!! Reply Everything is tactical nowadays. Reply And then the recruiter said I could be a general in two years! Reply Did someone say “send in the clowns”? Reply “I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I’m here to ^%@#! amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?” Reply You’re a funny guy! Reply + 1 Reply “Come and take them!” Reply “And while they’re busy laughing, they’ll get a taste of Big Bertha here.” Reply “Who you callin’ Bozo?” Reply I am here representing the UN… Reply Somehow the new scoutmaster was not who we expected… Reply Welcome to Chucky Cheese. Let me show you to your fuckin’ table… Reply I may look mean, but I’m smiling on the inside. Reply Steven King could not have come up with a better IT? Reply …and the grenade launcher shoots out confetti… Reply You never heard of “cry ‘havoc’ and unleash the clowns of war?” Reply You should see what else I can make out of balloons… Reply “Homey don’t play that!” Reply West Coast Clowns don’t play… Reply My clown car has armor AND chrome spinners, motherf###er! Reply When guns are outlawed, only outlaw clowns will have guns. Reply Keep the meat cleaver, I’m ok. Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.