Holiday Weekend Photo Caption Contest


  1. avatar ready, fire,aim says:

    man this is a tough neighbor hood

    1. avatar ready, fire,aim says:

      or…..santa vs. fedex, ups and usps take a piece of my territory will ya…..

  2. avatar Moonshine7102 says:

    “Dasher, Dancer! I need suppressive fire to your 3 o’clock!”

  3. avatar Mogg says:

    You were a very naughty boy this year, Eric.

  4. avatar CA says:

    Don’t make Santa use his belt.

  5. avatar WK says:

    Now I have a machine gun
    Ho Ho Ho

  6. avatar Chris Dumm says:

    Santa’s presents for the Taliban don’t come down the chimney.

    1. avatar Gabriel says:

      Unless he is covering someone with a laser designator.

  7. avatar DrewR55 says:

    “Kwanzaa this!”

  8. avatar Mike OFWG says:

    The slay bells were ringing.

  9. avatar pair-o-dee says:

    Meanwhile, in Afghanistan:

    “Merry Christmas, [email protected]@ker!!!”

  10. avatar Charlie Taylor says:

    Fuck Rudolph, Red Tracers are guiding my fire tonight motherfucker!!

  11. avatar Lemming says:

    . . . so you better be good, for goodness sakes!

  12. avatar freeport56 says:

    Nothing pisses off the Muslims more than being shot at by the Christian Santa Claus. Delivering the 3 Wise Men; Brass, Copper, and Lead! Ho,Ho,Ho!

  13. avatar mmasse says:

    Jack Frost meet Hot Lead

  14. avatar CarlosT says:

    Labor negotiations with the elves had not gone well….

  15. avatar O.N. says:

    Santa demands that the title should read:

    “Christmas Weekend Photo Caption Contest.”

    He has the firepower to make it happen, apparently.

  16. avatar Ralph says:

    Driven mad by offensive Best Buy commercials, Santa struck back.

  17. avatar Sam Wright says:

    Now let’s see what the home owners association says about my nativity scene.

  18. avatar Van says:

    He’ll shoot your eye out.

  19. avatar KWAL says:

    Santa Clause is coming to town… HOORAH!!!!

  20. avatar tdiinva says:

    You can take this job and shove it!

  21. avatar Kirk says:

    I’ve been checking my list and you Taliban have been very naughty indeed.

  22. avatar virtualjohn says:

    Nothing says “Merry Christmas” like a M249 singing “Noel, Noel.”

    1. avatar Graybeard says:

      That’s a 240, not a 249.

      My son carried a 249 in Iraq & should know.

      But it’s an awesome coal delivery system for bad boys…

  23. avatar DrewR55 says:

    “I’ll kill the next person that says Happy Holiday”

  24. avatar Jason says:

    Sleigh? I thought you said slay. My bad.

  25. avatar James says:

    Tax dollars hard at work LoL!!!!!!!!!11

  26. avatar Gossven says:

    I just keep hearing the Weird Al song “The night Santa Went Crazy”

  27. avatar Mr. Lion says:

    Santa demonstrates his new coal delivery platform to some very, very bad boys.

  28. avatar Joe nobody says:

    how kim jong il really died “you have been a bad boy, you get lead in your stocking this year!”

  29. avatar GS650G says:

    Who’s been very naughty? I see you behind that hill. The next time you fire a RPG at my sleigh I’m calling in an airstrike.

  30. avatar Tom says:

    I’ll teach you Terrorist Muslims to believe in Santa!

  31. avatar SRMC says:

    Santa has decided to skip the coal and go straight to to hot lead when it comes to the Taliban.

  32. avatar Ropingdown says:

    And laying his finger just under his nose
    And giving a nod, from his fox hole he rose.
    As he sprang up to slay, to his team gave a yell,
    And they all went full-auto, Santa’s helpers from hell:
    But I heard him exclaim, and all doubters relieve-
    ‘Happy Christmas to all, NOW I bet you believe!’

  33. avatar Ropingdown says:

    Left out the title: “Talidaddy, Does Santa Claus Really Exist?”

  34. avatar mikeb302000 says:

    The only thing worse than that picture is the one with Jesus holding an AK. These are blasphemous, sacrilegious, horrible images.

    They’re bad for the children.

    1. avatar Graybeard says:

      ‘K, I’ll go with the “Jesus with the AK” being sacrilegious. I agree with you there.

      But – given that “Santa Claus” is disassociated in the USA with Saint Nickolaus, and is instead a secular symbol not a sacred, I cannot agree that this is sacrilegious nor blasphemous.

      Don’t know the story behind the photo, but I ‘spect it was a case like that of 40 Commando, who were having their Christmas Eve service when the pagan Taliban decided to attack.
      cf: for more info.

    2. avatar GS650G says:

      Why did you show the image to your kid?

  35. avatar Aaron says:

    “You’ve been very naughty, Will Hayden…”

  36. avatar IMHO says:

    Santa’s response only moments after the helicopter in which he was flying–painted like a sleigh and still filled with undelivered presents–was downed by small-arms groundfire.

  37. avatar Jay W. says:

    I sure hope the Taliban are color blind!

  38. avatar Corey says:

    I saw this picture earlier this week and sent it to my sister saying “Don’t make Santa’s naughty list”

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