Home Fun and Games Holiday Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Holiday Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - December 23, 2011 44 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: There’s Always a “Loophole” Edition Gun Meme of the Day: 2A Innovation Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Serious Hobby Edition 44 COMMENTS man this is a tough neighbor hood Reply or…..santa vs. fedex, ups and usps take a piece of my territory will ya….. Reply “Dasher, Dancer! I need suppressive fire to your 3 o’clock!” Reply You were a very naughty boy this year, Eric. Reply Don’t make Santa use his belt. Reply Now I have a machine gun Ho Ho Ho Reply Win Reply Santa’s presents for the Taliban don’t come down the chimney. Reply Unless he is covering someone with a laser designator. Reply “Kwanzaa this!” Reply The slay bells were ringing. Reply Meanwhile, in Afghanistan: “Merry Christmas, [email protected]@ker!!!” Reply Fuck Rudolph, Red Tracers are guiding my fire tonight motherfucker!! Reply . . . so you better be good, for goodness sakes! Reply Nothing pisses off the Muslims more than being shot at by the Christian Santa Claus. Delivering the 3 Wise Men; Brass, Copper, and Lead! Ho,Ho,Ho! Reply Jack Frost meet Hot Lead Reply Labor negotiations with the elves had not gone well…. Reply Santa demands that the title should read: “Christmas Weekend Photo Caption Contest.” He has the firepower to make it happen, apparently. Reply Driven mad by offensive Best Buy commercials, Santa struck back. Reply Now let’s see what the home owners association says about my nativity scene. Reply He’ll shoot your eye out. Reply Santa Clause is coming to town… HOORAH!!!! Reply You can take this job and shove it! Reply I’ve been checking my list and you Taliban have been very naughty indeed. Reply Nothing says “Merry Christmas” like a M249 singing “Noel, Noel.” Reply That’s a 240, not a 249. My son carried a 249 in Iraq & should know. But it’s an awesome coal delivery system for bad boys… Reply “I’ll kill the next person that says Happy Holiday” Reply Sleigh? I thought you said slay. My bad. Reply Tax dollars hard at work LoL!!!!!!!!!11 Reply I just keep hearing the Weird Al song “The night Santa Went Crazy” Reply Santa demonstrates his new coal delivery platform to some very, very bad boys. Reply how kim jong il really died “you have been a bad boy, you get lead in your stocking this year!” Reply Who’s been very naughty? I see you behind that hill. The next time you fire a RPG at my sleigh I’m calling in an airstrike. Reply I’ll teach you Terrorist Muslims to believe in Santa! Reply Santa has decided to skip the coal and go straight to to hot lead when it comes to the Taliban. Reply And laying his finger just under his nose And giving a nod, from his fox hole he rose. As he sprang up to slay, to his team gave a yell, And they all went full-auto, Santa’s helpers from hell: But I heard him exclaim, and all doubters relieve- ‘Happy Christmas to all, NOW I bet you believe!’ Reply Left out the title: “Talidaddy, Does Santa Claus Really Exist?” Reply The only thing worse than that picture is the one with Jesus holding an AK. These are blasphemous, sacrilegious, horrible images. They’re bad for the children. Reply Mike, ‘K, I’ll go with the “Jesus with the AK” being sacrilegious. I agree with you there. But – given that “Santa Claus” is disassociated in the USA with Saint Nickolaus, and is instead a secular symbol not a sacred, I cannot agree that this is sacrilegious nor blasphemous. Don’t know the story behind the photo, but I ‘spect it was a case like that of 40 Commando, who were having their Christmas Eve service when the pagan Taliban decided to attack. cf: for more info. Reply Why did you show the image to your kid? Reply “You’ve been very naughty, Will Hayden…” Reply Santa’s response only moments after the helicopter in which he was flying–painted like a sleigh and still filled with undelivered presents–was downed by small-arms groundfire. Reply I sure hope the Taliban are color blind! Reply I saw this picture earlier this week and sent it to my sister saying “Don’t make Santa’s naughty list” Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.