A TOWN in Sweden. Okay buddy that’s it, you better not plant no sweet corn this year, and gawd forbid somthing happens to your Chickens. I got friends. A town in Sweden, phhhtttt.
swiss built anti- tank rifle.
The correct vernacular is “mistress” 😉
Nothing wrong with a little sadomasochism to spice things up.
I get it. I’ve shot a couple of M-2s. A lot. I’ve shot a couple of MP-5s. A lot. I’ll chase the HK through the door. The M-2? You just sit outside and eat the building.
So I said, “Jill, I think I’ll just have some nice white vanilla ice cream tonight, would he get me some? Crashing off the bicycle and falling up the stairs, well, I’m a little stiff.”
Why sure honey, and would you like it in your favorite bowl?
“Why yes,yes I would.”
Here you go sweetie, enjoy.
“OHhhh Jill, you’ve ruined it, you put chocolate fudge on it and just ruined it. I wanted plain.”
Oh sorry honey, you did say your favorite bowl. So I got your favorite bowl , I just didnt get all the poop wiped out. And, oh yes that reminds me ,sweetieheart honey pie, do you think you could talk Congress into getting our sheets cleaned?
Just a headsup… there are news reports about a mass shooting at a Jehovas Witnesses building in Hamburg, Germany.
dacian will be along shortly to refute this as fake news, as these things ONLY happen here in Capitalvania due to the inability of walking down a sidewalk without tripping over an assault rifle, and being ONLY committed by OWG hilljacks. Stay tuned.
A Ma Deuce, obv.
Yup, you win. The comment section is now closed.
No need for further comment.
Silly Americans. A Solothurn in skin tight leather.
that word better be worth looking up or I’m coming to get yah!
A TOWN in Sweden. Okay buddy that’s it, you better not plant no sweet corn this year, and gawd forbid somthing happens to your Chickens. I got friends. A town in Sweden, phhhtttt.
swiss built anti- tank rifle.
The correct vernacular is “mistress” 😉
Nothing wrong with a little sadomasochism to spice things up.
Well I dont think Saddam being macho is so cool either.
Look up on YouTube “HK slap” where the person makes a 3D printed MP5 clone.
Nice song to go with the video.
For those who can’t be bothered searching:
Well had to explain to my supervisor why I was laughing like an idiot……..now he is. Now to bitch about how we legally cant make them here.
I get it. I’ve shot a couple of M-2s. A lot. I’ve shot a couple of MP-5s. A lot. I’ll chase the HK through the door. The M-2? You just sit outside and eat the building.
That’s not an m-2…
A dommachine gun?
GAU-8/A Avenger
“Can’t get loose till I’ve had ma’ deuce”
I miss my SAW.
So I said, “Jill, I think I’ll just have some nice white vanilla ice cream tonight, would he get me some? Crashing off the bicycle and falling up the stairs, well, I’m a little stiff.”
Why sure honey, and would you like it in your favorite bowl?
“Why yes,yes I would.”
Here you go sweetie, enjoy.
“OHhhh Jill, you’ve ruined it, you put chocolate fudge on it and just ruined it. I wanted plain.”
Oh sorry honey, you did say your favorite bowl. So I got your favorite bowl , I just didnt get all the poop wiped out. And, oh yes that reminds me ,sweetieheart honey pie, do you think you could talk Congress into getting our sheets cleaned?
Possum. I worry about you marsupials sometimes.
I’d like to hang out and party with the Possum sometime, but I’m not sure I want him in my house when I’m not there… 🙂
you have crossed the line this time
Just a headsup… there are news reports about a mass shooting at a Jehovas Witnesses building in Hamburg, Germany.
dacian will be along shortly to refute this as fake news, as these things ONLY happen here in Capitalvania due to the inability of walking down a sidewalk without tripping over an assault rifle, and being ONLY committed by OWG hilljacks. Stay tuned.