Real talk: if somebody asks you how many guns you own and you’re able to answer the question, you clearly don’t own enough guns.
Also, I’ve been carrying two guns on me for over a week now, as I’ve been pocket carrying the Ruger LCP MAX since reviewing it and then, upon receiving an upcoming P365/Hellcat/MAX-9/Shield Plus competitor — set to be released mid-late August — I simply added it IWB strong side and really didn’t see a reason to remove the LCP MAX. It’s like, whoa.
Have to get back to ya on that!😆
I don’t kiss and tell. But I can list the calibers for you.
I sometimes forget and have to do a hand count. I have an approximation.
Sounds familiar. Sad things is, there really aren’t that many, I’m just getting old and soft in the head.
Shaun
Are those the same hands you diddle little boys with?
Pretty sure Shaun’s not a democrat.
Pretty sure he is a pos douche bag though.
More than I need less than I want is my standard answer.
You are correct, sir!
“How Many Do You Have”
don’t answer this.
As many as can fit in my safe and the door can be locked.
I would like to buy a 03 Springfield, a 03A3 Springfield, and a M17 Enfield.
That Enfield is a heavy beast. But the ones I have experienced have been shooters.
First centerfire rifle I owned was a ‘sporterized’ 03a3. It’s value was gone but it was a decent shooter.
My asset management software is down right now. I’ll need to reboot first.
As I’ve heard often somewhere, “I’ll have to CIRCLE BACK to you on that.”
The movie, The Greatest Showman, comes to mind: “Never enough! Never, Never!…”
Enough … But there’s always room for one more.
My usual answer is: a rifle, a pistol and a shotgun. It’s not a lie and it doesn’t raise eyebrows.
I have one Gun and a bunch of other pointy things that go boom.
How many do I have? Depends on who’s asking. Some people get an answer, some people won’t.
The usual answer is either “a couple,” for most people, or if the asker is someone who probably also owns some, “not as many as I’d like.” For a few people, I’ll list make, model, and caliber of everything I’ve got. They’ll do the same, and we’ll have a fun time talking and comparing notes. (That list isn’t expanding, though.)
Definitely going to add this answer to the repertoire. 😀
You realize you’re being allowed to hold your guns until such time as a real operator(s) decides to come and take them from you, right? Wait and see how fast your poseur ass is disarmed when TSHTF…
Is that you David Chipman?
you realize that any “real operator” that would do that will be eliminated by the other “real operators” in his unit first right
wait and see how fast the rifles behind every blade of grass take this country back from the evil and wickedness that is at the helm right now
it will all go according to steins law which states:
“that which cannot continue…wont…”
Please, oh, please, Sniffy, Sleazy, Senile Ole Joe, send Butto O’Dork as the first one through the gun confiscation door….
Maybe, maybe not. There aren’t that many “real operators” and their are a LOT of average guys. Overcoming a determined enemy (whatever status or IQ) is a LOT more difficult than the video games you play. See Iraq, Afghanistan, et al.
Will these “real operators” have EOD support? Irrelevant question I’m just asking for a friend.
More than 1 and less than 1000. Most of which are antiques or collectables.
Age is anywhere between 250 years and 2 months.
According to the CDC, I have a gun disease, too many guns. it’s not terminal, As long as I can’t buy ammo, it can be cured. They actually belive this. I don’t want the cure.
Those may look like gunms but they’re really just weight to keep my skinny ass from blowing away in the wind. How many I carry depends on how hard the wind is blowing.
Naw bro. Ammo. That’s what will be targeted soon. Get it now or go without later.
More than a few, and fewer than too many….
HOW MANY GUNS DO i HAVE?
In what chamberings and gauges?
epiphany
[əˈpifənē]
NOUN
a moment of sudden revelation or insight
also: when you come to the realization that the crazy guy down the street with all the guns is not so crazy after all
Spreadsheets help. Somewhere between 4 and 5.
…4 and 5..” Uh, spreadsheets or guns. You need spreadsheets for 4-5 guns???
That’s what God gave you toes for….. :0 🙂 🙂
He lost his toes in a terrible boating accident.
Dozen, Sport, 4-5 dozen. Closer to 5. lol
One short of a divorce !
Fewer than I would like. More than I can carry.
Guns? What guns?
Doug Marsh…..on the bright side……one short of “zero adult supervision in your life.” Opens completely new horizons, possibilities….. speaking from personal experience. YMMV
I have no guns, but would like a few. Anyone have a M198 they would like to sell? I do have firearms tho, one less than I want to have.
Like 66 Corvettes, never enough.
Saw a fire engine red ‘63 with split window the other day. Gorgeous.
warshawsky sold a plexi kit to eliminate that splitter.
idiots.
stingrays (pre ’68) look badass w/ o bumpers.
makos are kinda spiffy too, before the mandated collision crap.
How Many? well the collection Kinda Disappeared one day…. Commissar Cho Bai Din came into Office …. Poof they all went somewhere , gee I don’t remember where , And No Time in the Day for me to go out looking for them , Probably out playing Hide and seek in the south forty or the west ninety, and the gate is e-locked so I know they cannot wander off.
That’s more a need to know type question. And the internet doesn’t.
More than I can use, fewer than I’d like to, and my answer sort of depends on who’s asking.
But as a teacher, I do tell my students about the AR-15 and the Uzi and the pump action and two pistols and sometimes more if they ask. Got to show them not all gun owners are criminals or loonies.
One and guess which finger I’m using to show you
it varies by state.
I have no guns, I have weapons.
More than shoes
They do tend to reproduce whenever my wife isn’t watching. Like rabbits, they are.