“Any wives or girlfriends of mine who may see this: a repost is not an endorsement.”
Shouldn’t that read “Ex-wives or current girlfriends of mine who may see this: a repost is not an endorsement.”, Jeremy?
(Jeremy, who may, or may not have, spoken in class today.)
As the saying goes…
A good gun is like a good wife. A .44 you know well is often better than two .22s you see in the display.
“A .44 you know well is often better than two .22s you see in the display.”
True story of when I was kid growing up on a military air base –
On weekends, there would be grilling get-togethers among the neighbors. During one of those, one of my dad’s squadron-mates thought he would have a little fun, at his wife’s expense.
So he said to the group, “I think I might trade in my 40 for a pair of 20s. The wife gave him a death glare that would melt steel and said :
“If you think you can make that trade, you go right on ahead!” Needless to say, that got the loudest laugh I ever heard from that group…
Trade must have been for a low mileage wife:)
I’ve posted before that I got a real nice Heavy barreled AR for my wife on our 35th anniversary… five years later and I still consider it a very good trade.
Always trade up if you’re going to trade.
all those guns look like they may have been the same quality as the wife. TapCo.
Must be nice to have a class 3 license. Also, violates federal law by making straw purchase. Sure, more gun laws always make bad examples legit, I meant politically correct answers.
If a time machine were ever invented, i can guarantee that more than one of us (POTG; both male & female) ((yes, i only believe in two sexes & Hermaphroditic animals )) would go back in time to make that trade so that at least we get something other than bad memories from/for the ex.
Nothing says ‘Poser’ like belts of ammo and no belt fed weapon.
.
It’s a meme….sigh
My first wife. You could have had her for one of those shotguns shells out of the drum. Just one.
Looks like she was a good wife.
Yea my ex would have gotten me a fucken hi-point.
Hey at least its fucken.
Old joke. Bill Clinton is walking a puppy around the White House lawns.
A secret service agent says “Good dog sir”.
Bill replies “I got the dog for Hillary.”
Agent says “Good swap sir.”
That got a chuckle Southern Cross
Not me. I’m keeping my woman till death do us part.
❤💪
Yep. A good wife, plus stuff like that. That’s the ticket.
I still have my wife and I have the firearms. So I believe I will do my damnedest to keep both. And use the firearms to prevent anyone from trying to take the lady my wife from me.
“Any wives or girlfriends of mine who may see this: a repost is not an endorsement.”
Shouldn’t that read “Ex-wives or current girlfriends of mine who may see this: a repost is not an endorsement.”, Jeremy?
(Jeremy, who may, or may not have, spoken in class today.)
As the saying goes…
A good gun is like a good wife. A .44 you know well is often better than two .22s you see in the display.
“A .44 you know well is often better than two .22s you see in the display.”
True story of when I was kid growing up on a military air base –
On weekends, there would be grilling get-togethers among the neighbors. During one of those, one of my dad’s squadron-mates thought he would have a little fun, at his wife’s expense.
So he said to the group, “I think I might trade in my 40 for a pair of 20s. The wife gave him a death glare that would melt steel and said :
“If you think you can make that trade, you go right on ahead!” Needless to say, that got the loudest laugh I ever heard from that group…
Trade must have been for a low mileage wife:)
I’ve posted before that I got a real nice Heavy barreled AR for my wife on our 35th anniversary… five years later and I still consider it a very good trade.
Always trade up if you’re going to trade.
all those guns look like they may have been the same quality as the wife. TapCo.
Must be nice to have a class 3 license. Also, violates federal law by making straw purchase. Sure, more gun laws always make bad examples legit, I meant politically correct answers.
If a time machine were ever invented, i can guarantee that more than one of us (POTG; both male & female) ((yes, i only believe in two sexes & Hermaphroditic animals )) would go back in time to make that trade so that at least we get something other than bad memories from/for the ex.
Nothing says ‘Poser’ like belts of ammo and no belt fed weapon.
.
It’s a meme….sigh
My first wife. You could have had her for one of those shotguns shells out of the drum. Just one.
Looks like she was a good wife.
Yea my ex would have gotten me a fucken hi-point.
Hey at least its fucken.
Old joke. Bill Clinton is walking a puppy around the White House lawns.
A secret service agent says “Good dog sir”.
Bill replies “I got the dog for Hillary.”
Agent says “Good swap sir.”
That got a chuckle Southern Cross
Not me. I’m keeping my woman till death do us part.
❤💪
Yep. A good wife, plus stuff like that. That’s the ticket.
I still have my wife and I have the firearms. So I believe I will do my damnedest to keep both. And use the firearms to prevent anyone from trying to take the lady my wife from me.
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