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I have no idea how shooting a burrito is supposed to increase its internal temperature, but it’s been a while since I’ve published a Die! post. And as a Monty Python fan I have a taste for the absurd. As the Brits would say, that’s my story and I’m sticking with it.
I always like my burritos flavored with a thin dusting of lead. It adds a certain je ne sais quois.
As well as a nice side of cancer and reproductive issues.
Sometimes I’m worried about you. Everyone knows it takes at least 12 shots to warm a burrito.
Wasn’t this why they mandated non-toxic bullets in CA?
Unless you use the burrito as a silencer. Lots of tortilla warming gas but I wouldn’t expect much filling left. Butter and honey is wonderful on a plain tortilla though.I too am a fan of Monty Python. I own all the movies as well as the 14 disc set of all their shows. Fetchez la vache!
I’d go with the comfy chair for this one. Of course no one expects the Spanish Inquisition.
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