The Brady Campaign to Prevent Violence recently unleashed a video calling for a ban on toddlers — to stop them from shooting themselves and others. Get it? In contrast, the video above. I literally LOL’ed at the revelation that there’ve been 14 trillion mass shootings in the last half hour. I’m not saying that the gun control advocates are generally humorless bastards, but . . . yeah, they are. Is that true? Why is that?