Black Arch Holsters Weekend Photo Caption Contest


LNJK took the prize in the first Black Arch Weekend Photo Caption Contest last week. Enter the best caption for this photo in the comments by midnight Sunday this week and you too will win a Black Arch Protos or Ace-1 Gen 2 holster. Good luck.



  1. avatar thewiz says:

    @#!!**!! drones!

  2. avatar Flynn says:

    It takes a village…

  3. avatar Almost Esq. says:

    “They couldn’t hit an elephant at this dis…”

  4. avatar Claymore says:

    How many times do I have to repeat myself, don’t stand so close, Fred.

  5. avatar Wright says:

    Get off my lawn.

  6. avatar ScholarCat says:

    Earl, being hard of hearing, realized with horror that the salesman had not warned that the new rifle would be a “chick magnet”.

  7. avatar John Cramblit says:

    “Hold up for a second, that gnat needs help with a dingleberry”.

    1. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

      I laughed

    2. avatar AidanH says:

      Literal LOL!

  8. avatar Bernard says:

    If you would just move little closer to the broad side of the barn…

  9. avatar MLee says:

    Has any told you your breath stinks?

  10. avatar pieslapper says:

    Tracking point? I don’t need no tracking point!

  11. avatar pieslapper says:

    “Fred, I hope that’s a roll of quarters in your pocket. ..”

  12. avatar Craig says:

    That Silver Dollar proves this is a one moa gun.

  13. avatar CCDWGuy says:

    Look, she’s too far away and really not worth the cost of the ammo!!! Just because she said you weren’t that good.

  14. avatar Jeff O says:

    That varmint’s wearin’ some kind o’ fancy, noisy, plastic holster. Let’s run him outta town!

  15. avatar WarsawPactHeat says:

    “Well, dammit if Freedom Group didn’t get a hold of this here rifle–the sights are put on crooked”

  16. avatar Swarf says:

    “First off, these buckhorn sights have got to go.”

  17. avatar 33AD says:

    Lucas wins his new friend the big teddy bear.

    1. avatar Jon in CO says:

      Win vote for this guy ^.

  18. avatar Timmer says:

    I’ll prove to you that Harvey is real!

  19. avatar Vhyrus says:

    Everyone in town is amazed by Larry’s split times with his new Tac-Con trigger.

  20. avatar Corey says:

    You forgot to take the safety off again!

  21. avatar Clint Weisgerber says:

    What’s the twist rate on that barrel, 1 in 9? I’d have gotten 1 in 7 so I can shoot the heavier grain.

  22. avatar Josh in TN says:

    Pro tip #235: open your other eye when looking down the sights.

  23. avatar Alex waits says:

    Jeb, I can’t get it to shoot straight, I think the barrel might be bent.
    Nah cleatus, you just suck, I know this guy, James yeager, he’ll fix ya up.

  24. avatar jwm says:

    Assault rifle. 1876.

  25. avatar jwm says:

    In my day we didn’t have video games and computers. We all gathered on mainstreet and took turns shooting the red rider after church.

    Nobody shot their eye out.

  26. avatar peirsonb says:

    Any idiot can rope the moon, Mary. Watch this…..

  27. avatar dh34 says:

    Top left pane, third window from the right.

  28. avatar AR says:

    “Tonight we’re gonna party like its

  29. avatar Jeff the Griz says:

    OH, Damn. Bobby Jim you shoulda’ got the model with the hIgh power scope. Your cousin Bobbi Joe is getting changed, and I can’t see.

  30. avatar IL-annoyed says:


  31. avatar Kapeltam says:

    People have an issue with people carrying rifles at a low ready, but a high ready is even worse.

  32. avatar B320 says:

    You all come in real close so we all can learn a lesson about not wearing eye pro together.

  33. avatar Jim says:

    And I guarantee that your accuracy will improve with this new fangled shoulder thingy that goes up!

  34. avatar Rob says:

    Ok, here goes my first office pop. That’s a thing, right?

  35. avatar Luke Yarasheski says:

    “And … Pow! Right in the kisser”

  36. avatar Matt in Oklahoma says:

    If we can just get that street light out we will be able to watch her

  37. avatar Mike says:

    Fifty bucks says ya can’t ring the church bell!

  38. avatar 10mm says:

    “Does it come in .300 Blackout?”

  39. avatar Chrispy says:

    The local medicine man couldn’t understand why there was a sudden influx of patients presenting with rapid hearing loss…

  40. avatar Manny says:

    “I’m second”.
    “I’m third”.

  41. avatar jwm says:

    .44-40. Cause the .43-39 was for wimps.

  42. avatar Andrew Bouchard says:

    “Roy, please don’t say ‘pew pew pew’ when demoing a gun for customers.”

  43. avatar Priest of the center mass says:

    The day bush senior just had it with junior…..sent him down range to collect a prize….wink wink ?!
    Keep going george! Yer doing great boy!
    Made the boys in congress happy.

  44. avatar pieslapper says:

    “Aim high boys, they’re riding Clydesdales!”

  45. avatar navillus says:

    “LNJK took the prize in the first Black Arch Weekend Photo Caption Contest last week.”
    I realize TTAG is your website & you can run your caption contests however the hell you like, but would it kill you guys to also provide the actual winning caption when you announce the winner?
    By my count LNJK submitted five captions last week- which one tickled y’all’s funny bone? Or did he win on points, like in a boxing match, by submitting a bunch of moderately amusing captions that gave him the win when aggregated together?
    PS- While I’m kvetching, it would also be preferable to announce the winner in an update to the original blog post, in addition to this week’s contest blurb.

  46. avatar Priest of the center mass says:

    Decaf might be a better choice.
    Just saying ?.

  47. avatar Steve says:

    Ummm, Jimmy… appears that you are left eye dominant…..

  48. avatar jwm says:

    “Did anyone witness Mr. Smith firing the high capacity assault weapon in the Gun Free Zone?”

  49. avatar Gregolas says:

    “…and THIS is why none of those FW 190’s or Me 109’s never got my B-17….”

  50. avatar MikeyB says:

    “I gotcher Pilgrim, Duke – reach for your ankles!”

  51. avatar jsallison says:

    Well now, I, I, I think I’d like it a might better if it was a bullpup. Then I could keep it in the buckboard’s glovebox.

  52. avatar bastiches says:

    Stewart: “What should I aim for?”
    Man 1: “Aim north by northwest”
    Man 2: “The rear window”

  53. avatar navillus says:

    Stewart- “I call this one ‘The shot around the corner’ “

  54. avatar Erik says:

    Why Shaq agreed to have the Apple on his head is beyond me

  55. avatar jwm says:

    This is what happens when a government committee designs a dishwasher.

  56. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

    “Uh, fellows, if you want me to shoot Liberty Valance you’re going to have to give me some breathing room…. AND STOP STARING!”

  57. avatar AaronW says:

    “Now.. this lever gun is all well and good… but how about something in a smaller caliber, lightweight and semiautomatic?”

  58. avatar jwm says:

    Say what one more time, motherfucker.

  59. avatar jwm says:

    Only thing worse than having one rifle in the whole damn town was having just one woman.

  60. avatar navillus says:

    Stewart- “The jackass behind me who keeps whispering- “Say Hello to my little friend” had better shut up & take a step back!”

  61. avatar jwm says:

    Hey look, everybody. We got a badass over here.

  62. avatar jwm says:

    For real? A street light pop is a thing here?

  63. avatar navillus says:

    Stewart- “Don’t worry, Governor, I’m going to get a harrumph outta that guy!”

  64. avatar jwm says:

    “Take your time. We got all day.”

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